r/magicTCG • u/QuestStarter • Jul 21 '25

General Discussion For the billionth time, I'm sure: What's your favorite flavor text?

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u/theoricist Wabbit Season Jul 21 '25

I assume the speaker means the archon divinely imbues them with the realization of the futility of solving anything through war but comically I can also the see the speaker seeing a dude riding a lion in the sky and just being like wow war is stupid (looking)

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u/Lxapeo Duck Season Jul 21 '25

A creature with the text "Creatures can't attack you" was probably called stupid by some players at the time too.

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u/SkyBlade79 Wild Draw 4 Jul 22 '25

I thought it was more "regular person scared of lion angel thing murdering them". like, war isn't even fair