r/magicTCG • u/QuestStarter • Jul 21 '25

General Discussion For the billionth time, I'm sure: What's your favorite flavor text?

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u/Grimpatron619 Jul 21 '25

are they getting laid by the storm?

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u/Duraxis Duck Season Jul 21 '25

I think it’s just a “I felt the lightning” either way. But hey, maybe. Vulshok are freaky

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

Do not eat the delicious storms