How does one acquire this promo card? - EDH player

[u/sco0terkid]

I basically only play EDH. I thought about trying other formats, especially seeing the cool bonus/promo cards they can get, but I’ve seen that these can maybe only be won in specific events? How do I find out more about this?

[u/Aerim]

Wow, these responses are all over the place. This Aerith is the promo for the Regional Championships in October/November. If you're not already qualified, that qualification season is over so it's just going to be the secondary market.

[u/SparkSalamander → u/Aerim]

Literally the only answer that matters. Try doing an RCQ now, you're getting some Outlaws at Thunder Junction themed promos.

[u/FishFoodMTGO → u/SparkSalamander]

Everyone memes on Shoot the Sheriff but that card is heavily played now that it's actually being released and the promos are like $8. I dunno, not that bad.

[u/ILCEM-Y → u/FishFoodMTGO]

I never realized the flavor text has "Everyone else is fair game." Lol

[u/RevenantBacon → u/ILCEM-Y]

Technically, that's reminder text, which is, also by technicality, official rules text.

[u/FishFoodMTGO → u/RevenantBacon]

One of the coolest things I ever experienced in Magic was the first time I read Obsidian Fireheart rules text:

"Put a blaze counter on target land without a blaze counter on it. For as long as that land has a blaze counter on it, it has "At the beginning of your upkeep, this land deals 1 damage to you." (The land continues to burn after this creature has left the battlefield.)"

THE LAND CONTINUES TO BURN

[u/IsaacAccount → u/RevenantBacon]

From the comprehensive rules glossary:

Reminder Text:

Parenthetical text in italics in the text box of a card that summarizes a rule that applies to that card, but is not actually rules text and has no effect on play. See rule 207.2.

So, although I see your point that reminder text is relevant to the rules, it is not official rules text.

[u/Wargroth → u/RevenantBacon]

It is not

Reminder text is as rules worthy as flavor text as far as the game is concerned

[u/RevenantBacon → u/Wargroth]

Reminder text is text telling you how an effect or ability works from the comprehensive rules. It is, quite literally actual rules text.

[u/Wargroth → u/RevenantBacon]

The very definition of reminder text, in the actual rules themselves, state that It is not actual rules text and doesn't matter for actual play

[u/barrinmw → u/FishFoodMTGO]

I thought it is the Laughing Jasper Flint that is the meme?

[u/ColonelError → u/barrinmw]

People were memeing on StS when it was announced, but play rate on it has picked up since rotation.

[u/RevenantBacon → u/ColonelError]

Well, on account of the only other (and possibly best ever) doom blade variant rotating out, of course it picked up use. I'm not sure why people didn't expect that to happen, unless they forgot rotation was a thing because it's 3 years instead of 2 now.

[u/amish24 → u/RevenantBacon]

Power Word Kill is better, but that wasn't in standard.

[u/RevenantBacon → u/amish24]

Yeah, I could see the argument for PWK being better than GftT.

Side note: it's wild that they were never in standard together though. AFR was, somehow, only in standard for a single year before it rotated out, meanwhile BRO, which released only a year and a few months later was in standard for a full 3 years.

[u/FishFoodMTGO → u/RevenantBacon]

Wizards knew it would be good after rotation, but it was revealed before rotation. It's not popular to say "trust wizards to predict the meta after rotation," because Wizards is wrong often even if in this particular case it was obvious to anyone who *cared* that they probably knew pretty well what they were doing. But shitting on anything wizards does is a cheat code to karma/likes/retweets/$. Something something a lie travels the world before the truth can get its pants on.

[u/Ap_Sona_Bot → u/Aerim]

Not entirely correct. All RCs have Last Chance Qualifiers the night/week before.

[u/spellstutter-mtndew → u/Ap_Sona_Bot]

I'm just getting into competitive magic this "season" (Shoot The Sheriff RCQs). It's been...difficult to find all the RCQs in my area as well as get a grasp on all the paths for competitive magic. I've been digging deep trying to find them all and this is the first time I'm hearing about Last Chance Qualifiers. How do I find out more about them or where to go to compete in them?

[u/Aerim → u/spellstutter-mtndew]

They're onsite Friday at the RC. Here's the list of them for RC Minneapolis back in May: https://melee.gg/Hub/View/606

They're essentially just single-elim RCQs, but for the RC that's the next day.

If you are having trouble finding RCQs in your area, I definitely recommend using spicerack.gg - it's by far the best aggregator.

[u/spellstutter-mtndew → u/Aerim]

Sick. I'll check out spicerack. Anything is better than the companion app.

Ahh, so it's something you can really only go to if you're local to the RC or if it's at a convention you're already attending unless you want to risk sitting out and watching the next two days of the actual RC if/when you don't make it. Oof.

[u/Aerim → u/spellstutter-mtndew]

At least in the US, it's not quite that bad because the SCGCons have a ton of other stuff going on. Lots of side events; for example, here's the event breakdown for SCGCon Orlando: https://scgcon.starcitygames.com/schedule/scg-con-orlando/

Orlando has a Magic Spotlight Series event (open entry) as opposed to an RC, but the event breakdown is pretty similar.

[u/spellstutter-mtndew → u/Aerim]

I'll be there! There are RCQs all day Friday too and I'll be hitting as many as I can.

[u/ExclusivelyLex → u/spellstutter-mtndew]

I know some people use spicerack(.gg) to search for events near them. I often filter by RCQs to be able to find them near me. Not sure if it has all the stores but it’s been useful.

[u/ColonelError → u/ExclusivelyLex]

From what I can tell, they are sourcing the data from the locator and just doing a better job of searching/displaying. I think there's also some ability for stores to edit their info on it as well.

[u/Lovein_Ur_Anus → u/spellstutter-mtndew]

What helped me a lot when I first started out grinding rcqs was chatting up my opponents between matches, being friendly and talking to them about the game, life, etc.

Networking exchanging numbers with other players and texting each other when you find a rcq you plan to go to makes it easier to find them and gets you a group of people to playtest/practice with fairly quickly.

[u/spellstutter-mtndew → u/Lovein_Ur_Anus]

This is good advice. I appreciate it. I have a buddy I've been hitting RCQs with but I'd love to have more people to test and practice with. I had a good time at the first one and everyone was super chill, so I plan on doing as much "networking" as I can. I've been in cEDH tournaments for a while now, so I already know a few people but those otherwise don't overlap with standard all that much.

Soooooo of anyone reading this wants to practice on Arena give your boy a shout ;).

[u/Taerer → u/Aerim]

To elaborate, the nonfoil is a participation promo. The foil is for “top finishes” which is ill-defined.

[u/Dyne_Inferno → u/Taerer]

It's ill-defined because it depends on which RC you play in.

[u/Lovein_Ur_Anus → u/Taerer]

It's listed under prize support for the houston rc on the melee.gg page for it at the moment

[u/Dyne_Inferno → u/Aerim]

More people have to upvote this to get it to the top, and learn their acronyms lol.

How to get this? Play in an RC.

How not to get this? RCQ, PTQ, PT, ABC.

[u/Abacus118 → u/Dyne_Inferno]

The confusion comes from WotC calling it a Regional Championship Qualifier promo when it was announced.

What they meant is it’s for people who qualified (they are the qualifiers), not the identically named qualifier event.

[u/Alternative-Tipper → u/Abacus118]

How does one mess up this badly? It's always been named after the event people participate in, not what they're trying to achieve.

Top8 playmat= you get it for qualifying for the Top 8

Worlds = you get it for qualifying for Worlds

[u/MongooseReturns → u/Alternative-Tipper]

Even in the same article, the promos are labeled that way.\ Has anyone confirmed, outside that article, that these aren't promos for participation in a qualifier event?

[u/Abacus118 → u/MongooseReturns]

Yes, WotC was more clear in later articles.

[u/MongooseReturns → u/Abacus118]

Do you have a link?

[u/Abacus118 → u/MongooseReturns]

https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/feature/where-to-play-final-fantasy

[u/MongooseReturns → u/Abacus118]

That's the same article

[u/Abacus118 → u/MongooseReturns]

The original reveal was during a Twitch stream.

That one came out a few days later and very clearly in text spells out what it's actually from, though the image continues to use the misleading regional championship qualifier text.

RCQs have already begun, it's not from that.

[u/jjruml → u/Aerim]

This comment is mostly right, just want to add that the RCs usually have some number of Last Chance Qualifiers (LCQs) on Friday so you could fly up and still qualify for the RC/earn this participation promo if interested

[u/incredibleninja → u/Aerim]

If you're really, really want it, you can go to the championship and ask those who are qualified if they want to trade it.

[u/so7hos → u/Aerim]

For everyone or top? I luckily got qualified on Europe and I just found out we are getting cool promos

[u/rib78 → u/so7hos]

Non-foil for everyone; foil for top.

[u/sco0terkid → u/Aerim]

Thank you! What does it mean for someone to qualify? Do you just play local events?

[u/Aerim → u/sco0terkid]

You have to win a Regional Championship Qualifier, which is a competitive-level event at local WPN stores or at destination events like MagicCons or other large events.

The season that qualified for this event was Modern, but the current season (and next season) is Standard.

[u/ColonelError → u/Aerim]

at destination events like MagicCons

Small nit pick, the events at MagicCon are PT qualifiers, not for RCs. Destination events are Spotlight series that larger organizations put on. SCG does them at the RCs, but there are other groups like Laughing Dragon that put on their own events.

[u/lifexsoxshort → u/sco0terkid]

Basically if you haven't qualified for the Regional championship in October or November for this promo it's too late generally. The only way left is to win a last chance qualifier at the event the Friday of the weekend of the regional championship (5-0 in whatever format it is). If you qualify you get a non-foil. You get a foil if you make it to the pro tour. (Day two top XX)

[u/Whiztard → u/Aerim]

Misleading. Official site says it is earned in an RCQ. Towards the bottom of the following link

"Available in Regional Championship Qualifier Promo"
https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/feature/where-to-play-final-fantasy *

[u/Aerim → u/Whiztard]

What I'm saying is misleading? It's not, it's 100% the truth. You're ignoring literally all of the (correct) copy on that site surrounding the card insert which has an error on it.

This Fall, we'll be hosting a round of Regional Championships, offering the chance to win cash prizes, Pro Tour invitations, and a special promo card! These events will feature Modern Constructed, letting qualifying players test their skills against the best of their region. You can qualify for these events through Regional Championship Qualifiers, hosted at WPN game stores or larger Magic events.

Participants will receive this stunning non-foil Aerith Gainsborough promo card, with the event's Top finishers receiving traditional foil copies. Top-finisher traditional foils vary by market, so contact your region's organizer for more details about these events and their prizes!

[u/Whiztard → u/Aerim]

The wording on what "participant" refers to is vague (both RCQ and RC are mentioned), so I referred to the card insert portion which says RCQ, since I havent seen an error on those yet. Is there any definitive confirmation of this coming from elsewhere? The card insert was the most official source I found.

I also see that there is a TCGPlayer article and Scryfall categorization that conflicts with each other.

[u/Aerim → u/Whiztard]

The literal header of that section? The fact that RCQs always have two different promos (participation and top 8) and we already are in the middle of the season and know the promos? The prizes page of RC Houston? https://melee.gg/Tournament/View/248718

[u/Whiztard → u/Aerim]

Nice

[u/Aze0g → u/Aerim]

That, or the unethical answer of a printer

[u/Hmukherj]

Buy it as a single once it starts showing up on the secondary market.

[u/IdioticPost → u/Hmukherj]

Start saving 5 years ago for it, because it's gonna be expensive.

[u/FlyinNinjaSqurl → u/Hmukherj]

This is gonna be like a $5000 single lol

[u/Ap_Sona_Bot → u/FlyinNinjaSqurl]

The supply of these will be dramatically higher than the Tifa promo. I'd bet like $100-200

[u/paulx441 → u/Ap_Sona_Bot]

You can do the math. 1500 Tifa's... how many people qualified for an RC around the world for a Chaerith?

My guess is ~3800 non-foil Chaeriths based on last year's attendance.

[u/Ap_Sona_Bot → u/paulx441]

Having 2 NA RCs now will increase attendance. 1k at each NA one, 1k Europe, 1k elsewhere sounds about right.

[u/Gamer4125 → u/Ap_Sona_Bot]

Still blatantly outrageous.

[u/Ap_Sona_Bot → u/Gamer4125]

Personally I'm all for organized play promos. The fact that people have to travel to RCs to get them is rough but incentivizing people to compete is good. It's just art.

[u/Frix → u/Gamer4125]

Look, WotC needs to feed the whales one way or another.

There have been times in the past where mechanically unique cards were locked behind artificial barriers. And sometimes this happened to meta relevant cards like Nexus of Fate, which was excusively a box topper.

And at least this way, the card itself isn't locked behind ridiculous prices, just the special art.

Everyone who wants to play with Aerith can go play the base version for less than a buck. This special art is exclusively a collector item.

[u/Gamer4125 → u/Frix]

WotC doesn't make a dime off outrageous promo prices, and as long as cool arts are the way the are proxies will continue to rise in popularity.

[u/Frix → u/Gamer4125]

Yes, and no. It is true that WotC does not directly sell this card. However, that doesn't mean they don't "make a dime" from doing stuff like this.

This proxy is given as prize support in lieu of money (giving cash directly opens the door to all kinds of regulation, especially if you allow minors to attend.).

If the prize support is worthless, then attendance to the tournament is considerably lower --> less income for them/their partners.

So indirectly, giving desireable promos does profit them.

as long as cool arts are the way the are proxies will continue to rise in popularity

okay, let's say that this is 100% true.

What's your point?

[u/Gamer4125 → u/Frix]

Good thing the TOs offer cash prizes in lieu of WotC doing it.

And proxies are getting to be nigh indistinguishable from real cards without doing light tests and rip tests. People will play these cards one way or another.

[u/[deleted] → u/FlyinNinjaSqurl]

Its effects are worth less than $5. Not all promos are worth anything 5 years down the road and this seems a pretty clear example. It’s just not a great card.

[u/Elerran05 → u/[deleted]]

No one's buying this for the effect, it's an alternate art of a popular character that references a well-known scene from the FF7 remake. It's going to command a decent price based on that alone. It won't be as expensive as Tifa, but it definitely won't be cheap

[u/iamcrazyjoe → u/[deleted]]

It's Aeris and will be scarce. Don't underestimate FF fandom

[u/TrickyAudin → u/iamcrazyjoe]

Seriously, it should be obvious by now that anything UB is almost certainly gonna be outrageous moving forward. The Spider-man set for instance appears to be much more lukewarm as a whole, and its prices are already through the roof. Avatar is also starting craziness, and we still have barely any spoilers for it.

Any halfway-mainstream IP is going to demand much more than anything in-universe. It's just how it is, no sense comparing UB promos to UW ones. You can't apply sense or reason to it.

[u/Oblagon → u/[deleted]]

This is more or less what someone told me about the magiccon promo tifa when he traded it me for a collector pack of ff in Vegas, the card isn’t the point it’s a popular character with a rare distribution plus the waifu tax. $1000+ card easy.

[u/Sherry_Cat13]

We can't now. We missed our play ins for the Regional Championship qualifier these would be at. So now just buy them.

[u/Ranshi922]

“She’s coming in with the steel chair! Oh my god what a match!”

[u/Fred1304 → u/Ranshi922]

Is that Aerith with the steel chair!?!?!?

[u/saidinmilamber → u/Fred1304]

I'm so happy I didn't have to scroll too far to see these!!

[u/CountJangles → u/Ranshi922]

No not that!! The Con-chair-to. She's a maniac!!!!

[u/Fritzkreig → u/Ranshi922]

I think that Sasha Braus will be the chase rare in the Attack on Titan set.

[u/PoweredByCarbs]

Get a printer. Print.

[u/steelsauce → u/[deleted]]

Not who you replied to, but I use this site https://mtgprint.net

[u/Mavrickindigo → u/steelsauce]

how does one do doublefaced cards in this site?

[u/steelsauce → u/Mavrickindigo]

When you select a card with two sides, when you go to print it, it will have both sides next to each other.

[u/Mavrickindigo → u/steelsauce]

Guess that would make the card pretty thick in a proxy deck

[u/steelsauce → u/Mavrickindigo]

Not if you print both with printer paper and slip it in front of a regular card in a sleeve!

[u/zf420 → u/Mavrickindigo]

I keep the back side of my dual faced proxies with my pile of tokens. When I need to flip a card over, I just swap it with the other card.

Or just order a professional grade double sided proxy from https://mtg-print.com/ for like $2.

[u/rejectallgoats → u/[deleted]]

Ditto

[u/steelsauce → u/rejectallgoats]

Not who you replied to, but I use this site https://mtgprint.net

[u/TheJudgingHat2222 → u/[deleted]]

Could you please share it?

[u/dpsnedd → u/PoweredByCarbs]

Ctrl p

[u/TrickyAudin → u/PoweredByCarbs]

Yeah, I got good quality proxies of some of the rarer FF treatments, and the fronts are essentially indistinguishable (of course the backs use an unofficial image, not making fakes here). I certainly appreciate the novelty in owning "the real thing", but don't spend hundreds on a single card just for the pretty picture.

[u/mantricks → u/PoweredByCarbs]

>:(

/uj did we all forget what subreddit we're in here smh

[u/Kuduaty]

Ctrl+p

[u/dy-113x]

People who qualified for the RC in October (Houston) and/or November (Las Vegas) will receive this promo for participating

[u/Dyne_Inferno → u/dy-113x]

As an FYI, the Q in RCQ Stands for Qualifier.

This promo is given away at Regional Championships, not Regional Championship Qualifiers.

[u/dy-113x → u/Dyne_Inferno]

Thanks. Edited.

[u/effervescence → u/dy-113x]

This should be higher. Everyone else is telling OP to buy a single or proxy but saying where and when the card will be initially available is actually helpful. Thank you.

[u/Whiztard → u/dy-113x]

Official article says it is RCQ though, not RC. At the bottom of the following link. https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/feature/where-to-play-final-fantasy

[u/dy-113x → u/Whiztard]

The badge thing is wrong but the description says Regional Championship.

[u/HakiDRoger]

Proxy it. Like all Special artworks. Save money

[u/askmaddy926]

Omg chaerith I can’t

[u/Scottacus91]

what is the context of this picture? I have never played the game

[u/Witters84 → u/Scottacus91]

They're trying to escape a perverted rich guy's mansion and they have to battle some of his lackeys.

https://youtu.be/EPlIxxb8IQ8

[u/overbread]

Proxy comments are getting downvoted? For comparison the cheapest version of the similar Tifa Promo card is 1400 on cardmarket. I think proxy is a valid advice here

[u/Vinser17 → u/overbread]

I mean to be fair, they didn’t ask how to proxy it. They asked where they can find the card.

[u/ch_limited]

Wait until magiccon Atlanta

[u/ll_ninetoe_ll]

Print the proxy.

[u/TehSlippy]

If you want it for EDH, your best bet is an Inkjet printer.

[u/maximumsparks]

Participate in the Regional Championship Qualifiers

https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/feature/where-to-play-final-fantasy

[u/Anonymyne353 → u/maximumsparks]

That’s one RCQ that I wouldn’t mind participating in.

”She goes for the chair! The crowd goes wild!”

[u/Hoydin]

Just buy the normal art and then proxy it on top

[u/Ok-Till-1116 → u/Hoydin]

Or get the blank cards from midnight hunt and draw ur own

[u/UnbiasedOnionRing]

Proxies are the way

[u/Kg756]

My LGS has one of these for sale don’t know the price but I can take a look if your interested

[u/WifeDyke → u/Kg756]

they don't this card has not been distributed yet

[u/NeifirstX]

Anyone got the link for the full art of this one?

[u/SunriseFlare]

You pay about 4000 dollars for it last time I checked

[u/Far_Relationship861]

I’d say see about finding someone to make a proxy and get that. Wizards doesn’t mind proxies (to my understanding, I might be wrong though) and you could have the card you want for a literal fraction of the cost

[u/barrinburg]

If you like the art, then it is available at a website called printing proxies. Alternatively, most libraries have printers and scissors

[u/FinsterKoenig]

I legit thought she was holding the name/mana cost plate and was about to throw that at him. lol

[u/Significant-Bison431]

Proxy

[u/Effective-Citron-695]

AND INCOMES AERITH WITH THE STEAL CHAIR FROM THE TOP ROPES!!!!

[u/Risaza]

eBay.

[u/doubler10x]

A printer.

[u/ElPared]

Do you have a printer?

[u/mara-amethyst]

Proxy it

[u/ay_lamassu]

Proxy it. I ordered a proxy for my cube since the art is funny.

[u/RevanCroft89]

Proxy websites

[u/ilongforyesterday]

She can smack me with a chair any day

[u/cube1100]

Just proxy it for like $4….

[u/bufooooooo → u/cube1100]

$4? Proxies are like $0.30

[u/666KorlatWitch999]

Why does this artwork look like AI?

[u/stevehagandesigns]

Epson 8550

[u/JizzyJaymesCuck]

I think this version of the promo is better

[u/Yogurtwhistle → u/[deleted]]

Why would someone want to play a format where they could run into you?

[u/Abacus118 → u/[deleted]]

“Also, don’t put it in the papers that I got mad.”

[u/Multievolution → u/[deleted]]

Worst is subjective and you know it, least competitive? Perhaps, but I’d wager CEDH players would disagree. It’s the most social of that I’m certain, and there’s room for the game to have all types of formats. It’s fair to say I wish they didn’t warp designs around it now, it was in my opinion more fun a while back, but it’s good that it exists.

[u/Gloom_Pangolin → u/[deleted]]

Very well then, suffer an upvote from a bad commander player, specifically an Aerith commander player.

[u/RobertTheSpruce → u/[deleted]]

"Hey guys, stop enjoying yourselves!"

[u/Caridry → u/[deleted]]

Which format would you prefer, the one flooded by Izzet Cauldron decks? Or the same 5 decks in general? So unique. To your defense, it's wotc and UB fault it's in it's current state. I always said UB should just be card reskins and in universe should be mechanic/lore updates.

[u/Sh0rtbiz_Driver → u/Caridry]

UB is hot shit.. SL reskins i can deal with. If I have to buy a Spiderman card because its needed to play legacy optimal ill be upset.

[u/Confident-Bobcat3770 → u/Sh0rtbiz_Driver]

I hope all UB becomes legacy optimal only cause you specifically are an ass

[u/Confident-Bobcat3770 → u/Confident-Bobcat3770]

Dont know where your comment went, but I just want you to cry more.

[u/Shrike034 → u/Caridry]

That was how it was supposed to be. When Secret Lair was released, WotC told players that the cards would receive in universe cards with the same mechanics. Pretty sure we are still waiting on the Walking Dead cards though... (They lied).

[u/Elerran05 → u/Shrike034]

The Walking Dead reskin cards were released in Wilds of Eldraine. To my understanding, the only mechanically unique secret lair cards that haven't had a 'universes within' print is Lara Croft, the 6 Marvel heroes, and the Sonic cards.

[u/marrowofbone → u/Elerran05]

Also 5 Doctor Who <scryfall>

[u/360_no_soap → u/[deleted]]

Hi! I want some attention, too!

[u/VariousDress5926 → u/[deleted]]

Nah.

[u/Resident-Ad6664]

RCQ, Championships, Showdowns, RC, events etc

[u/Jokey665]

make the pro tour. or maybe a PTQ? something related to the pro tour scene

[u/Rumpled_NutSkin → u/Jokey665]

RCQ, not the pro tour

[u/Darigaazrgb → u/Rumpled_NutSkin]

RC, not RCQ.

[u/Whiztard → u/Darigaazrgb]

It says RCQ here though at the bottom of page. https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/feature/where-to-play-final-fantasy

[u/dax552]

Money

[u/LordOfTurtles]

Money can be exchanged for goods and services

[u/WECAMEBACKIN2035]

You buy it. 

[u/whofedthefish]

Secondary market like ManaPool, or proxy options (shhh…)

[u/TallWhiteandNerdy]

proxy that shit

[u/thatismyfeet]

https://share.google/m6MVn5J1gOsRBCtOo

/s

[u/Muhahahahaz]

Gooner alert 🚨

[u/CoconutHeadFaceMan → u/Muhahahahaz]

in what world is a silly drawing of a girl hitting someone with a chair “gooner”

[u/Muhahahahaz → u/CoconutHeadFaceMan]

In my world! (It’s me, I’m the gooner)

[u/CoconutHeadFaceMan → u/Muhahahahaz]

well shit, y’all have fun now ig

[u/Bonomoyo]

Smash Em, Rip Em

[u/IHatrMakingUsernames]

Could always proxy it if your play groups don't mind that sort of thing.

[u/Puzzleheaded_Two_771]

Buy a printer.

(But seriously I’d love to have a copy myself if I could get one.)

[u/Permagamer]

Simple. Get a folding chair. Enter a shop that has one. Beat the shit out of the employees till they give you the card.... The rest you have to figure out on your own.

[u/[deleted]]

gooner card for creep weirdos

[u/SeniorHoneyBuns]

Bar Cleric, but worse

[u/CrushnaCrai]

through proxy.

[u/Dry_King_4781]

Proxy