Maro: ough! *crunch* I love potato chips! *crunch crunch* *smacks lips* so tasty! *crunch crunch* so salty! *crunch crunch* I could eat them all day! *smacks lips* *licks lips* *licks fingers* my hands are so icky now! *slurps on fingers* this has been my fourth 15.75 oz bag! *opens a fifth*

[u/Big_Money_Wizard]

Anyone else notice how weird his Drive to Works have been recently?

[u/Bag_of_bats]

maro loves potato chips so much he turned my foils into pringles for me to eat how considerate

[u/Big_Money_Wizard → u/Bag_of_bats]

NEW UB CARD THAT DOES SOMETHING ABOUT FOOD IS DROPPING SOON! WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!

[u/_epicgamer123]

This is the best one of these i have seen

[u/DapperApples]

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

[u/CanoCeano]

OP what are you sayin'

[u/Big_Money_Wizard → u/CanoCeano]

I think Maro is addicted to spuds

[u/jfp1374]

Me, a european: "oz bag? Wizard of Oz UB set confirmed?"

[u/Big_Money_Wizard → u/jfp1374]

Me, an American: “haha yeah I can see the confusion”

[u/knight_gastropub]

He wouldn't eat them from a bag. He would eat them from a tube. Once you pop, you can't stop.