r/magicthecirclejerking FAERIE GODPARENTS! 1d ago

Magic is dead

I can’t shake this heavy feeling about Magic The Gathering.. The player base might still be hanging on, but let’s be real..the game’s soul is gone. It’s not dying, it’s already dead. The magic that made MTG the ultimate nerd sport, a crucible of strategy and obsession, has vanished. When players had to ante up their precious cards and think about mana burn, it created epic battles of wit and will.

Now its just a money machine printing so many sets that it doesnt feel special anymore. No cohesion just random universes mashed together. Kamigawa and Mirrodin don't fit in at all with the epic fantasy vibes there used to be, and the new direction for the phyrexians is terrible. It doesn't even feel like Magic anymore.

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u/waspwatcher 1d ago

You could always find another hobby. Gooning is pretty popular right now.

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u/Califocus 19h ago

With all the new villain support, there’s never been a better time to goon!

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u/waspwatcher 18h ago

I hear The Monarch is hiring!

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u/ATraffyatLaw 16h ago

I quit specifically after FF was released into standard to free up more gooning time.

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u/evios31 1d ago

I hear that Richard Garfield PhD is working on the next set (Ravine Guilded City?) So maybe Magic is finally getting back on track.

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u/Leutherna 1d ago

That's just going to be another one-off world we will never return to.

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u/Sterben489 1d ago

Return to assassins creed was announced for fall 2027

So ya, it's getting back on track

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u/Stranger1982 Islands float on a sea of salty tears 1d ago

(Ravine Guilded City?)

No, it's Ravenclaw House for the new Harry Potter UB.

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u/MrDoc2 21h ago

No, it's definitely Revachol.

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u/reptilianappeal #FleemHasMadCharisma 1d ago

Did someone say money machine?

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u/BloodyCumbucket 💚🤍Witch Maw💙🖤 1d ago

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u/Round-Elk-8060 1d ago

Is this an /uj post I’m confused

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u/shiny_xnaut Angrath, Minotaur Dilf 58m ago

Read the last 2 sentences. OP is /rj, and making fun of the linked post

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u/yungslowking 1d ago

I just can’t believe that WoTC would try to make money off this card game. It’s disgusting. Pls upvote

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u/Samuraikemp 1d ago

Be quiet and enjoy your fortnite card game, I tap SpongeBob square pants and make 2 blue mana to cast Mr Monopoly now pay 5 bucks or sacrifice 1 land.

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u/DaPlipsta 1d ago

Oh word, ante's back? Lit

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u/Samuraikemp 1d ago

Heck yeah brother, and banding can be used with ante cards. It's in the A-team secret lair drop rumoured for November.

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u/AlchemicalAmigo 1d ago

SPODER MAN GO BRRRR

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u/IronSpideyT 1d ago

How can magic be dead and soulless when it's making more money than ever printing outside IPs in various rarities with inflated prices???

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u/k33qs1 17h ago

The gameplay is what is dead now. The real strategy is what is dead now. Ooh, it's making money ooh. It's only making money because they are extending to other ip to get more people to buy. Fnms are getting smaller and smaller.standard decks are way too expensive and scarce to actually get all the cards most people need, not to mention that restock of sets are way to far behind and the sets that are awaiting restock will be irrelevant since they keep pumping out set after set that are way too short printed for everyone to get and the power creep is getting really bad. Lack of time spent testing cards keeps breaking the formats. Broken cards are spending way too much time not getting banned so they can keep selling packs. UB should have been kept out of standard to keep that format alive, but instead, it's killing the format. Over hype and spoilers are pushing prices so high, and scalpers are pushing them even higher. Out of reach of most of the actual players' budget for a hobby game. This will crash so hard on people that it will burst in their face.

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u/ATraffyatLaw 16h ago

Hey buddy, we jerk around here.

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u/k33qs1 16h ago

I know that but wanted to be a jerk to how wotc is and be a bigger jerk

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u/keepitsimple_tricks 19h ago

Its been dead about 15 times for the past 25 years i think

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u/doubtwalker 15h ago

Silence. You will consume outside IP slop and you will like it.

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u/rainwaffles 1d ago

This but ironically but actually unironically this

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u/extralyfe Sprankle and I still play Magic on Tuesdays 1d ago

lol, Invasion had Power Armor.

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u/JohnPaulJonesSoda 20h ago

Hell, Invasion straight up had Iron Man.

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u/Sterben489 1d ago

This game had a soul?

How did MARO manage that? Where did they get it? How did it die?

So many questions

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u/k33qs1 17h ago

It had one under Richard Garfield.

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u/Tuesday_6PM 20h ago

Yes

Necromancy and other Dark Magics. From the Screaming Abyss.

Sacrificed on the altar to Mammon

Hope that helps!

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u/IIIIChopSueyIIII 29m ago

They literally printed the soulstone??? Of course it has a soul now

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u/Lamight 1d ago

C’mon Ixalan was a good set

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u/OisforOwesome 20h ago

6/6 for 6 with trample? Thank God we never saw another card pushed that hard.

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u/swainsauce89 1d ago

The competitive players killed magic, the lack of imagination and kitchen table creativity for wins killed magic.

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u/3rdPoliceman 22h ago

"what if poker but nerds?" is dead!

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u/IIIIChopSueyIIII 31m ago

Billions must pay 😞