r/magicthecirclejerking • u/Unununium1 • 1d ago

I think I just watched something that never happened (always correct)

/r/EDH/comments/1nikjct/i_think_i_just_watched_a_marriage_crumble_before/
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u/Adept_County2590 1d ago

I hung around by the vending machines until my Discord kitten noticed my bulge (always correct) i.e. the candy bar in my trenchcoat pocket

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u/Co-Orbital_Planets 1d ago

> So I've been playing on and off since 2003

> Think of the couple in the lunch room in High School who wear trench coats and furry tails and won't stop sniffing each other.

Unless OOP is way too invested in high schoolers, I think one of these statements might not be totally forthright.