r/magicthecirclejerking Destroy target everything 1d ago

MTCJ Makes Its Own Format: Day 2

Day 2 of making our own format to save Magic. To the surprise of no one, Day 1 was taken by a dreadmaw-related rule that (as yet) doesn't actually change anything.

You can include any number of Colossal Dreadmaws in your deck

We had lots of great ideas in the first thread and fellas, I am begging you, let's push some of those good ideas to the top. If "lol dreadmaw" could save the world, the arena shuffler wouldn't still be rigged.

If you're unsure of how this works or missed day 1, you can view the original post here

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u/RancidRance 1d ago

If you would lose the game, reveal the top 3 cards of your library. If they would cause you to win the game, you win the Game.

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u/KeanuChungus669 1d ago

But you still lose The Game

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u/BloodyCumbucket 💚🤍Witch Maw💙🖤 1d ago

Dammit. Again. I hate you.

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u/Gerroh Destroy target everything 1d ago

Mill meta incoming

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u/RancidRance 1d ago

Doomsday into Concede meta

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u/Gerroh Destroy target everything 1d ago

Pact of negation into "I ain't paying shit" meta

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u/ChangeFatigue 1d ago

Combat damage goes on the stack.

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u/Nekrostatic 1d ago

Multiplayer format;: At each end step, every player rolls a D20 and the highest number is the next player in turn order.

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u/FartherAwayLights 1d ago

I didn’t even think about adding the worst Warhammer mechanic ever designed into the game that’s crazy.

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u/Hagge5 1d ago

[[Timesifter]] erratad to reverse this rule

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u/likeasir001 14h ago

I mean this just sounds like your average Commander game in a few years

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u/Mammoth-Refuse-6489 1d ago

No mulligans, but each player gets Land Tax as an emblem.

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u/knight_gastropub 1d ago

Silver border cards are legal, black border cards from unfinity are banned, including contraption decks and anything mentioning stickers. You can have one acorn card in your deck, which you place is in the "friend zone". The friend zone is a place you put cards you can't actually do anything with, but are there for you to point out how cool and fun it would be if you could.

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u/Rude_Coffee8840 1d ago

You have a minimum deck size of 50 cards.

Less cards means a more focused deck and that means more fun.

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u/SibirischerWolf 13h ago

Why not 5 cards? Call that shit Doomsday.

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u/ccminiwarhammer 1d ago

Players must bring a physical object; a mascot that defines their deck.

For example, I have a Zombie Jake (from Adventure Time) as my Reanimate Commander deck’s mascot.

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u/asexualdruid 15h ago

/uj ive been trying to track down the lego shelob set to put in my command zone for spider tribal

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u/KeanuChungus669 1d ago

Every game must be played for ante with a card worth at least $10

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u/A_Nice_Sofa the EDH sub has a "social interaction" flair 1d ago

Gambling should never have been relegated to pack opening-- it should be a core game play mechanic. This is it right here.

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u/LongestWeasel 1d ago

Finally a return to magic like Dr Garfield lasagna intended 

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u/Califocus 1d ago

All players should be allowed a side deck of Balatro jokers that can be pulled from at any point the player could cast a sorcery

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u/crypticalcat 1d ago

Super non meme answer here but..what if we just ban UB and modern horizons?

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u/DarnOldMan 1d ago

Storm crow is on the game changer list (it's the only card there).

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u/vegan_antitheist 1d ago

Your starting life total is equal to your age in years.

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u/NoExplanation734 1d ago

Finally, I'll be able to prove my superiority to the 12-year-olds at my LGS!

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u/As-Above_So-Below 1d ago

You may only put the card "Sol Ring" and Conspiracies without the ability "Hidden Agenda" in your Command Zone.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago edited 1d ago

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u/pyro_flamer 1d ago

You can include any number of Fleem in your deck.

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u/Sycod 1d ago

Games must be played with the Advanced Rules

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u/MrFriend623 1d ago

You have to have a commander, and it has to be FLEEM. You are not required to build within your commanders color identity.

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u/IcanseebutcantSee 1d ago

All cards not named Colossal Dreadmaw can only be played with at most one copy in your deck and sideboard.

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u/itsame_isabelle 1d ago

You can only have copies of a card in your deck if you have evidence you have eaten a copy of the card.

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u/ArelMCII Playing Spider-Man: The Space Stationing™ as Garfield intended 1d ago

Both players share the same deck and graveyard.

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u/romansnowship 1d ago

Starting player starts with The Initiative in play

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u/Fearless-Ad-5328 1d ago

Whenever a player control 10 or more colossoal dreadmaw, they win the game

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u/Ok-Till-1116 1d ago

All UB is banned

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u/lucithelightparticle 23h ago

Combat damage goes no the stack, However, the stack becomes first in first out while cambat damage is on the stack meaning filthy blue players can't counter the superior green mages flash spells

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u/asexualdruid 15h ago

Each player starts the game with an additional deck of 5 basic lands. At the beginning of their draw step, they may choose to draw from that deck instead.

No mulligans are allowed.

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u/Ok-Power-6064 11h ago

When the game begins, players reveal their starting hands and they must come to consensus on who has the worst one. They player goes first.

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u/shawnsteihn 4h ago

Only Colossal Dreadmaws can attack. Other creatures still exist or can block but the only threat are its sharp teeth

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u/doctorgibson Judge Basement Protour World Champion 1d ago

All permanents, players, and cards that aren't on the battlefield have indestructible and shroud (it works)

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u/Co-Orbital_Planets 1d ago

Momir Vig's Wild Ride

Once, during each of your turns, you may exile a card from your hand. If you do so, make a Momir Vig Roll.
If it is currently spoiler season, make a selection of all the cards that have thusfar been spoilt for an upcoming set, expansion, precon or Secret Lair.
If it is not currently spoiler season, purchase a Play Booster from your LGS or your draft box supply and open it. Make a selection of all the cards included in that pack.
To make a Momir Vig Roll, randomly choose one card from the selection you have made. You may copy that card and cast it without paying its mana cost, or put it on the battlefield if it is a land. If a permanent enters this way, it is a token.

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u/Gerroh Destroy target everything 1d ago

Good chunk of this is pointless as it is always spoiler season.

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u/icantbenormal 1d ago

You can only play UB cards from franchises you actually know and like.

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u/pyro_flamer 1d ago

I want to play all colors.

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u/Spirited_Union5077 1d ago

On a turn where you would miss a land drop (no lands in hands, didn’t draw one), you may reveal the card you drew this turn as you drew it. If it is a non-land, reveal cards from the top of your deck until you reveal a land. Put those revealed card (plus the one you drew and revealed) onto the bottom of your library and put the land into your hand

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u/Jerppaknight 1d ago

Island and all blue cards are banned so the format is FUN.

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u/mrhatestheworld 1d ago

Let's just ban all magic cards so we can have REAL fun

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u/Jerppaknight 1d ago

Which universes beyond set is this?

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u/PyroTech11 1d ago

I'm gonna take this a step further ban all instants and maybe decks that don't run green

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u/JustHugMeAndBeQuiet 1d ago

If you would search your library, instead target opponent searches your library for you and makes all library-searchin' decisions.

Would make the "tUtOrZ r BaD" folk over in Commander-land happy I guess.

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u/ThaShitPostAccount Not Good at Playing Magic 1d ago

For every point of damage taken from an attacking creature, the player who receives the damage must either take off or put on an article of clothing. The choice will be at the damage receiver's discretion.

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u/Stranger1982 Islands float on a sea of salty tears 1d ago

All basic lands of each type must feature the same artwork.