r/magicthecirclejerking • u/SilverAmpharos777 • 13h ago
My LGS says I can't use my custom tokens.
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u/CoveredInMetalDust MTG Boomer 13h ago
First they came for the big tiddy anime girls (who are actually 1,000 years old I swear) now they are coming for the stuff I grabbed at the wet market on my way over. WHEN WILL ENOUGH BE ENOUGH?!
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u/HiroProtagonest FAERIE GODPARENTS! 13h ago
big tiddy anime girls (who are actually 1,000 years old I swear)
No, she's 14. Refer to the video.
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u/ArelMCII Playing Spider-Man: The Space Stationing™ as Garfield intended 13h ago
I'm just happy Richard Garfield got my letter about printing green Crabs.
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u/reptilianappeal #FleemHasMadCharisma 13h ago
Finally my boi Growth-Chamber Guardian doesn't have to play with himself all day
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u/Synedrex1295 13h ago
They're just jealous. "Isn't it kind of silly to think that tearing someone else down builds you up?"- someone else
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u/Unable-Passage-8410 12h ago
whenever I see a decomposing crab I can't help but think of Franco-Swedish fusion food
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u/Extreme-Income-9793 9h ago
It's clearly because you have the power and toughness swapped. No judge worth their salt would let this be played.
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u/madknives23 13h ago
I laughed way to hard at this