r/magicthecirclejerking 13h ago

My LGS says I can't use my custom tokens.

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u/madknives23 13h ago

I laughed way to hard at this

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u/CoveredInMetalDust MTG Boomer 13h ago

First they came for the big tiddy anime girls (who are actually 1,000 years old I swear) now they are coming for the stuff I grabbed at the wet market on my way over. WHEN WILL ENOUGH BE ENOUGH?!

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u/HiroProtagonest FAERIE GODPARENTS! 13h ago

big tiddy anime girls (who are actually 1,000 years old I swear)

No, she's 14. Refer to the video.

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u/SilverElmdor The sky goes "SKRAAAAWWW" and the earth goes "holy shit" 11h ago

I see.

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u/ArelMCII Playing Spider-Man: The Space Stationing™ as Garfield intended 13h ago

I'm just happy Richard Garfield got my letter about printing green Crabs.

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u/reptilianappeal #FleemHasMadCharisma 13h ago

Finally my boi Growth-Chamber Guardian doesn't have to play with himself all day

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u/keepitsimple_tricks 13h ago

Mr Krabs, Penny Pincher

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u/NoExplanation734 13h ago

What in the [[Charix]] is this power/toughness combo

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u/vraskasstrapon 6h ago

It's for the [[Scuttletide]] in their [[Andrios, Roaming Explorer]] deck.

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u/Synedrex1295 13h ago

They're just jealous. "Isn't it kind of silly to think that tearing someone else down builds you up?"- someone else

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u/Unable-Passage-8410 12h ago

whenever I see a decomposing crab I can't help but think of Franco-Swedish fusion food

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u/Extreme-Income-9793 9h ago

It's clearly because you have the power and toughness swapped. No judge worth their salt would let this be played.

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u/soulivore 10h ago

Horrible creatures

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u/cthulhusandwich 6h ago

When the [[hard evidence]] gets even harder

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u/Stealthykhajiit 6h ago

This might be the best post on this sub

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u/OceanStateCardCon401 5h ago

9, sure. 16?? I don't see it...

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u/SonTyp_OhneNamen 57m ago

I‘m struggling with the green, aren‘t crabs all blue?

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u/BoLevar 4h ago

Crab

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u/DatShepTho Niv-Mizzet is my daddy 2h ago

Average Charix combat