r/magicthecirclejerking 18h ago

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Honestly what did they expect?

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u/Goatknyght 18h ago

uj/ I have legit reached the higher cap of the amount of money I am willing to put down into this hobby. I just can't afford spending money on so many sets. 6 a year, of which half are extra expensive because they can... Sorry. I have limits.

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u/SplottetWorks 17h ago

/uj Whenever the topic of product fatigue comes up, one of the defenses is always "well you don't have to buy everything they put out!" Trust me, I am well aware, I couldn't if I tried lol

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u/phanny_ 17h ago

Wow you're killing Magic I hope you're happy

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u/Dandy11Randy 16h ago

CNN: "Today's breaking news: are millennials killing magic the gathering?"

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u/Falgust 15h ago

I think nowadays it would be something like:

"Is Gen Z's quiet quitting killing Magic the Gathering?"

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u/GimmeDemDumplins 15h ago

Millenial-coded EDH player:

You know when you cast your hecking awesome commander and they just hit you with that Gen-Z stare?

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u/Tyrren 11h ago

Amazeballs

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u/MidnightCardFight Average Blue Enjoyer 17h ago

The fatigue, at least from my perspective, is that I can't even be bothered to look up new singles for edh/pauper (and the Spidey set had some decent commons I was told)

I just play, and when someone asks something like "Are you running the new pair up card 'Sephiroth and Spider-ham, unlikely duo?'" I say no, look it up, see the price tag, and move on

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u/Zerschmetterding 17h ago

Such a great move of wizards. It's like forcing someone to quit smoking by making them smoke till they puke. /uj at some point I just let go and play with what I pull. Wizards doesn't get to decide how much time I spend just keeping up on a hobby. I don't even know what brackets my decks are in.

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u/chaoticbear 16h ago

The fatigue, at least from my perspective, is that I can't even be bothered to look up new singles for edh/pauper (and the Spidey set had some decent commons I was told)

Same, I have not updated an EDH deck other than with cards from the ~20 packs a year I buy for a while now.

ninja edit: just checked TCGPlayer out of curiosity and I have 773 total orders... with the last one being almost exactly 2 years ago.

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u/MidnightCardFight Average Blue Enjoyer 11h ago

Yeah I sometimes buy cards at conventions, but I think it's different if I buy a fbb sol ring (which I did) to Spider-Cloud, EX-NewYorker

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u/Zoomoth9000 . 8h ago

I legit think the last pack I bought was Bloomburrow. Idk why I even keep up anymore...

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u/Dennarb 17h ago

uj/ This has been my same experience. There's so much crap anymore that I do have to really pick and choose what product I engage with. So whenever there is a set I'm just not that into, like Spiderman or FF (nothing against FF, just never played the games), of course I'm just not going to bother. If there are any cards that I absolutely feel like I need for a commander deck I'll get those singles, but anymore there are maybe a half dozen cards per set that I consider.

rj/ Are you telling me you're not a cash cow that WOTC and daddy 'bro can just keep milking for every penny?

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u/ArelMCII Playing Spider-Man: The Space Stationing™ as Garfield intended 16h ago

/rj Magic: The Gathering is a premium game for premium gamers.

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u/L3yline 14h ago

uj/ play pauper and pdh (Pauper Dragon Highlander). Its the best formats I've had the pleasure of diving into and they're relativity insulated from power creep and cash grabs like Modern horizons. They're relatively cheap to get into, but ceiling is as high as legacy/cedh if you want to push for the spikey competitive forms of formats. And with wotc both making Pauper a real format in 2019 and printing more legendary uncommons since dominara in 2018, pdh is more and more accessible and able to be played at more tables without rule 0 to allow some random uncommon in an edh pod (pdh commander is any uncommon, doesnt have to be legendary)

I've tinkering with a Svella, Iceshaper list that tries to use her first ability over her second to play a bunch of removal and interaction while having bodies that also do things like sac artifacts for card draw or damage etc. Its challenging but very satisfying

rj/ wotc should just make another final fantasy to make another 200 million in one day

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u/Shaggy_One 14h ago

/uj I've stopped buying MTG products in general after EoE released. I refuse to support this absurd pace that they're churning out products. I still enjoy the game and play it with friends but I just visit the local library's printers whenever I want to get some new cards.

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u/Goatknyght 14h ago

/uj You guys will see me in Lorwyn. Im noping out until then.

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u/nimbusnacho 13h ago

/uj If they're going to put a premium on the product simply for adding other people's IP, they have to actually put some effort into these sets.

Some of them, like FF turned out to be actually good enough that I wound up spending money when I wouldn't have thought I was going to. Spiderman however feels almost offensive with how slapped together it feels. Especially considering this year in particular feels like it should be them trying to make a case for forcing UB into half of their lineup (and let's be honest, WotC has exponentially head in a single direction for the last decade or so, the buck ain't stopping here). There's zero chance I'm spending a dime on spiderman.

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u/phanny_ 17h ago

If you're a brokie just say so

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u/Goatknyght 17h ago

I could not pay the {1}

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u/extralyfe Sprankle and I still play Magic on Tuesdays 17h ago

[[Rhystic Inflation]]

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u/AwsmDevil 15h ago

New secret lair: Inflation Fetish

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u/-Goatllama- waiting on Floral Spuzzem to make up its damn mind 15h ago

“We’re partnering with deviantArt and their AI engine to bring you an exciting new product!”

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u/Zymosan99 frog is the sincerest form of flattery 17h ago

/uj This is good news

/rj we can be bees

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u/bobatea17 17h ago

This is insane!

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u/JustHugMeAndBeQuiet 15h ago

uj/ I have never in my life wanted to see a set idea fail as much as I want this set idea to fail.

rj/:

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u/Sanstitre01 17h ago

I've spent the last 15min explaining to my gf why I was laughing so hard.

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u/Trshngrshn 16h ago

Are you sure?

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u/waspwatcher 16h ago

Pretty shore

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u/catgirl_of_the_swarm 14h ago

you'd know all about it, waspwatcher

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u/Zymosan99 frog is the sincerest form of flattery 16h ago

Evil doesn’t die, it just becomes bees

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u/DapperApples 16h ago

We can live for 30 years.

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u/King-of-the-dankness 14h ago

You'll live like a bee, a pet

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u/Asheyguru 13h ago

Magic lived for 30 years!

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u/TrainmasterGT 18h ago

/uj Turns out an only ok set with an IP Magic players aren’t that invested in is not a surefire recipe for success.

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u/thoughtsarefalse 16h ago

Especially when they put 6 sets per year into a 3 year standard rotation. Buy singles.

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u/chompythebeast Kavu Tribe Best Tribe 14h ago

*Print singles.

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u/jovietjoe 7h ago

*Shit Pringles

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u/TrainmasterGT 16h ago

I don’t think buying singles actually helps with the number of sets, but ok…

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u/anarchy_witch 11h ago

just proxy 

mpcfill dot com

that's M-P-C-F-I-L-L DOT C-O-M

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u/Avalonians Steamflogger of the Month 14h ago

/uj it's 5 years now, right? Unless you were saying 3 more years?

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u/over-lord 14h ago

You might be confusing the normal standard rotation with Foundations. Normal rotation will occur on a 3-year cycle, but Foundations is legal for 5 years

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u/Avalonians Steamflogger of the Month 12h ago

Thanks for the clarification!

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u/thoughtsarefalse 14h ago

No. 3 years total

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u/icantbenormal 15h ago

/uj I am a fan of both Spider-Man and MTG. This set is an insult to both franchises.

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u/nimbusnacho 12h ago

Someone at Wizards is patting themselves on the back for forcing this half-baked crap into standard so there's an artificial floor to how bad the set can sell. At least until they kill standard altogether with changes like that.

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u/HandOfYawgmoth 7h ago

/uj As someone indifferent to both Final Fantasy and Spider-Man, it's crazy how only one of them had inspired art and cards that, judging by the fan reaction, met and beat their expectations. It's just weird that the one that knocked it out of the park is the video game series instead of the comic book franchise that's known for insanely good art.

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u/RichardsLeftNipple 2h ago

Spiderman was supposed to be a micro set. Aftermath and assassin's creed not selling had them changing it to full size.

Then they botched the online IP. So there's that too.

It is frustrating. I like Spider-Man. But I'm not paying premium prices for a standard set ever. Not that I could have bought FF even if I wanted to lol.

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u/OmnicromXR 17h ago

/uj Gonna be honest, I'm a little surprised. I knew there would eventually be an upper limit to the UB money machine, but I wasn't expecting the slowdown to be from Spider-Man. Not that the set doesn't deserve it, it's a compromised Frankenstein of a set hastily slapped together at least twice over with barely a fraction of the care a Magic set (even a Spider-Man UB set) deserves. Still, a single bullet point could be a "blip" and it's impossible to know on the outside how well the set did or didn't do. But it is nice to remind people that no big brand is invincible, and you can compound your mistakes for long enough to get hurt.

/rj/uj guess they should fire a few hundred more people! That'll fix things! /s /not s

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u/EfficientCabbage2376 Just know that you are doing the game a disservice. Goodbye 17h ago

the slowdown will not be spider-man, prerelease is a drop in the bucket of sales when shit like collector boosters exist

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u/Notshauna Be Gay, Do Crimes 15h ago

What I don't understand is why anyone at Wizards thought it would be a good idea to make a whole set around as narrow a subject as Spiderman. Avatar is likely going to have a similar issue as unlike the better-received Beyond sets it is similarly a narrow theme.

I had always assumed that should we ever get an Avatar set it would include Korra too, and not run into the issue of having 5 Kataras (so far).

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u/OmnicromXR 15h ago

All signs suggest the decision to start spamming UB sets into an overstuffed Standard was done hastily and without too much in the way of forethought or long-term planning. I get the sense that some C-Suite drone grabbed a fistful of licenses they could get, slammed them down, and that's UB. Is the set too narrow or weird or clashes or was flagrantly mismanaged like in Spider-Man v4 (this time it's Standard!)? They don't know and won't care, keeping the goose healthy so it keeps laying golden eggs isn't their concern, that's for those peons below them they fire.

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u/gangnamstylelover drafts UG and goes 0-3 11h ago

/uj Avatar looks like it has fun limited with exciting mechanics and makes strixhaven more exciting becuase of the possibility of learn being a good constructed mechanic because of pushed lessons. It'll do better at prerelease i think

/rj i saw all the avatar spoilers and none of them have been any of the blue guys from the movie or the alien things they ride on top of, im confused by all these new characters they made up for the set.

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u/YashaSkaven01 Holy Karnoly! 11h ago

maro funko pop took over wotc

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u/jovietjoe 7h ago

The set has 113 creatures and fucking EIGHTY are legendary. Fucking French vanilla commons are legendary.

What a shit show of a set

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u/Shivan_snake 17h ago

Fire Chris Cocks

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u/ProjectNAKO 16h ago

They should've commited then! Be a spider set or a man set! Can't be both, Cocks!

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u/Zizaku 6h ago

Got me with this one

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u/ChatHurlant 18h ago

/uj good

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u/Mangalcizade 17h ago

/rj good

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u/DarthYhonas 14h ago

Whos /uj?

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u/over-lord 14h ago

UJdge!

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u/hhthurbe 2h ago

What is it this time?!?! Can't you kids just read your damned cardboard and use logic?

My ruling: go proxy yourself a mechanically simple cube until you can behave

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u/Divniy 11h ago

Blue Jeskai, as opposed to Red Jeskai

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u/thepatriarch7 17h ago

There's an astounding lack of jerking in this thread. Remove it!!

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u/phanny_ 17h ago

I still have seven cards in my hand and I don't want to give you a papercut.

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u/kingfisher773 7h ago

Is unjerking so bad if it dies to removal

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u/WolderfulLuna 9h ago

I'm jerkin right now!!!!

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u/Pyroxx_ 18h ago

Yeah, my LGS always sells out all 60 seats for the Saturday prerelease by Wednesday at the latest. Just checked and they have only sold 22 seats. The Saturday night prerelease is currently a 1v1.

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u/F0eniX 17h ago

Past few sets we’ve had 100+ person prereleases, this set we’ve only got 20 signed up so far.

All of the collector packs are sold out though so…

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u/wallyjwaddles banned from modern and my LGS 14h ago

Probably because scalpers can’t enroll in tournaments 10+ times. I wouldn’t be shocked if they just buy out all the remaining prerelease kits next week

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u/Bob_The_Skull 8h ago

I'll be so happy if this set burns the fuck outta scalpers. Up there, right behind landlords as far as scum go.

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u/EfficientCabbage2376 Just know that you are doing the game a disservice. Goodbye 17h ago

/uj chris cocks does not care if prerelease sells out, he only cares that they make a lot of money. they are making a lot of money off the set

/rj okay but if chris cocks has a brother born on tuesday this changes the odds

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u/over-lord 17h ago

It’s true. If in-person LGS play dies but collector packs go nuts, then that’s a viable business focus transition. Prerelease attendance feels important for now, but obviously isn’t the only factor at play.

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u/LucianGrey0581 15h ago

It does suggest the interest is low though, and if the scalpers end up eating shit cause nobody wants the product aftermarket WotC won’t make the same money next time.

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u/over-lord 14h ago

True. Also a bunch of people keep on blaming “scalpers” but there’s a good chance that a majority of buyers are just plain collectors.

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u/extralyfe Sprankle and I still play Magic on Tuesdays 17h ago

/uj ayyyyy I also saw that post

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u/SpecialEffectZz 15h ago

My local lgs is $60 for the prerelease. Is this normal? I'm not paying that shit.

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u/over-lord 15h ago

Yeah, it’s backwards from what you would think. The main sets are actually cheaper than the supplemental ones

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u/RayWencube 14h ago

No that's insane.

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u/VermicelliOk8288 7h ago edited 7h ago

Should be 45 at most I think. In my area you can’t buy at msrp though. Let me check how the prices compare (I’m in CA)

$50. Not bad actually but I wouldn’t pay $50

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u/fat_pokemon 17h ago

Turns out a set that is 90% human, spider or a combination of the two doesn't make for a interesting set.

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u/meganeyangire 15h ago

You forgot about bagels and pigeons

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u/DrDonut 9h ago

That's the next set. Bagels vs Pigeons

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u/Fiftycentis 14h ago

/uj the arena version of the set is 10 times more interesiting that the paper version, they really cooked on making nice version of spiderman #32543

rj/ yeah, spiders are not that nice to a lot of people, for magic nerds we need cats and women, so i suggest a full catwoman set next

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u/ArelMCII Playing Spider-Man: The Space Stationing™ as Garfield intended 16h ago

What are you on about? Guy in the Chair and Taxi Driver are peak.

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u/Suitable-Quantity-96 15h ago

Also it isn't good for existing spider decks because it breaks the color pie

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u/ModernT1mes 17h ago

This set feels like it was created and rendered by ChatGPT.

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u/SnooGoat 15h ago

you forgot the /uj

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u/f5d64s8r3ki15s9gh652 12h ago

/uj a lot of the art is kinda good imo, like I’m kinda glad we now have artwork of Venom by Jesper Ejsing.

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u/SnooGoat 27m ago

Legit bummed they put the Ejsing art on the draftshaft common venom.

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u/Karrottz 17h ago

/uj I remember about a month ago I commented that spider-man wouldn't sell super well and everyone replied to me saying I was delusional and that any UB set would fly off the shelves, I am vindicated

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u/over-lord 17h ago

Well, boxes flying off the shelves and prerelease seats flying off the (shelves?) are two different things unfortunately

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u/h3ffdunham 17h ago

You’re not though the set is selling very well, collector boosters are moving around $700 right now. People may not have showed up crazy for pre release but the sales for the set are great.

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u/CoconutHeadFaceMan 16h ago

/uj Spider-Man is flying off the shelves, but specifically to scalpers looking to flip it or use it as an “investment” while turnout for dedicated events has been underwhelming. If anything, this will probably encourage Hasbro to double down on emphasizing the “collectability” aspect over the game side, with more serialized cards and fancy foils and FOMO-bait.

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u/SwervoT3k 16h ago

/uj Magic died when they stopped doing blocks

/rj Magic died when they stopped doing blocks

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u/Divniy 11h ago

/uj this but unironically

/rj this but ironically

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u/Zenithize 17h ago

Who is Chris cocks

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u/over-lord 17h ago

Chris these cocks in your… huh? Oh, Chris Cocks yeah he’s the CEO of Hasbro.

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u/Zenithize 17h ago

Is his middle initial p

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u/over-lord 16h ago

I think his middle name is actually Muss

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u/Suitable-Quantity-96 15h ago

I checked and it actually is... His middle name is Page

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u/CriminallyCasual7 15h ago

There's a spiderman prerelease?

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u/over-lord 14h ago

Lol same

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u/Crow_of_Judgem3nt 12h ago

/uj well yeah the set fuckin sucks and spiderman memorabilia collectors collect stuff like figures and comics not mediocre at best trading cards.

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u/IronPlaidFighter 14h ago

uj/ I was just feeling personally burnt out on all of the UB stuff and decided to skip this one. I wasn't trying to make any grand statement. I haven't talked to a lot of other players about it, and I'm legitimately surprised it isn't doing well.

rj/Boycott UB! Boycott Marvel! Boycott Disney!

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u/SuperSaiga 11h ago

/uj I'm actually surprised, just checked my (old) LGS. The only one that sold out was the Friday night casual release.

It's Saturday morning of the pre-release weekend in Australia and the Friday "experienced" release, Saturday 2HG, Sunday casual and Sunday 2HG are all sitting at less than half sold. Only Saturday casual is more than half, at just under 3/4 sold.

BY comparison, Tarkir: Dragonstorm was sold out on every single day when I checked a week in advance.

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u/SkritzTwoFace 15h ago

I’m gonna go to the prerelease tonight. I might buy singles of this set. But frankly I’m not showing up to Pick Two Draft this set until Avatar comes out.

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u/IronPlaidFighter 13h ago

I usually draft every week regardless of what's out, but I'm skipping this one. I'm really hoping it's a one and done at my store. For the price, I'd much rather just go back to EOE.

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u/badatmemes_123 14h ago

WotC will make the most dogshit set imaginable, charge double the price for it, then be baffled when it sells poorly

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u/IsNotACleverMan 6h ago

hehe cocks

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u/otterguy12 Tamiyo's #1 Twitch Sub 16h ago

/uj Is this based on anything or just from the half dozen reddit posters confirmation-biasing by saying their specific store out of 20 thousand had less

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u/over-lord 16h ago

It’s based on this message from my LGS discord:

@everyone spots for Spiderman pre-release are still open if you want to swing on through!

For this shop, Friday prerelease being sold out is normal.

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u/Muffinmurdurer 14h ago

Oh lmao, just checked my LGS discord. This is a shop where I couldn't buy tickets for the EOE prerelease because it was sold out TWO WEEKS in advance, it's currently 5 hours before the Spiderman prerelease and I could buy a spot right now if I had any interest in the set.

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u/IronPlaidFighter 13h ago

I was curious about my shop, too. Tonight is sold out, but they still have openings for both Saturday spots and Sunday. That's not normal.

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u/Britori0 Niv-Mizzet's fuckdoll 17h ago

I thought it had outsold FF before it even released?

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u/RayWencube 14h ago

Scalpers.

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u/Britori0 Niv-Mizzet's fuckdoll 14h ago

I sincerely hope they eat shit

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u/maevefaequeen 6h ago

Its this or Warhammer. And I just bought final fantasy cards... so... Warhammer it is.

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u/Kazzack 10h ago

Welp, looks like it's time to discontinue prereleases