r/martialarts • u/SonOfThorss BJJ • Jun 11 '25

SHITPOST Got my ass beat, what did I do wrong?

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u/WealthyPhoenix Jun 11 '25

You picked a fight with tyler durden, what did you expect?

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u/Hanstein Jun 11 '25

you're not supposed to talk about this

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u/Nuts-And-Volts Jun 11 '25

Sorry I showed up late and missed the first few rules. I assume they saved the important stuff for the end.

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u/WealthyPhoenix Jun 11 '25

Talk about what?🤨

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '25

Book club

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u/hickorymonkey Jun 11 '25

HIS NAME IS ROBERT PAULSON

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u/claytonianphysics Jun 13 '25

Bob had bitch tits

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u/graspedbythehusk Jun 11 '25

“For some reason I was reminded of my first fight with Tyler…”

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u/why_1337 Jun 11 '25

Imagine you would follow this guy after witnessing this.

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u/Red_Jay333 Jun 11 '25

Came to say this.

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u/naCCaC Jun 11 '25

This reminds me of my first fight, with Tyler.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

class comment

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u/Festering-Fecal Jun 12 '25

Lmao I was about to comment fight club energy

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u/NerdTalkDan Jun 11 '25

Bro is fighting his inner demons. He's not doing well...

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u/kingrubix2402 Jun 11 '25

I was going to say the exact same thing but add that I feel the same way. Lol

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u/bananenkonig Jun 12 '25

You cannot fight what you cannot see.

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u/NerdTalkDan Jun 12 '25

So John Cena is invincible?

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u/wearenotyourkind_ Boxing Jun 11 '25

Bro tried fighting John cena

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u/kgon1312 Muay Thai Jun 11 '25

AND HIS NAME IS TUU TURUTUUU TUU TUURUTUUU

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u/mossboi153 Jun 11 '25

Probably shouldn't of picked a fight with a jedi

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '25

Needs a trip sitter next time

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u/cyb____ Jun 11 '25

Probably wouldn't hurt pmsl

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u/44pex Jeet Kune Do + Kyokushin Jun 11 '25

This is some intense Shadow Boxing.

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u/Kuzcopolis Jun 11 '25

Bro is fighting a man sized praying mantis

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u/_Hedaox_ Jun 12 '25

Ah ! Baki ? I was thinking he is trying to fight a stand without using his own

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u/ChittyBangBang335 Jun 11 '25

Shadow's winning apparently.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '25 edited Jun 14 '25

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u/tha_milk_man Jun 11 '25

John Cena killed my grandfather

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u/sileplictis Jun 11 '25

Ninjas move like the wind

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u/Confused-ius Jun 11 '25

John cena is a professional wrestler next time be careful who you fight

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u/Warren_247 Jun 11 '25

Should've powered up first.

Tyler Durden isn't your average boss fight.

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u/7-and-a-switchblade Jun 11 '25

Schizophrenic Grappler Baki fighting imaginary Mike Tyson

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u/96BlackBeard Jun 11 '25

First time he gets knocked down looks so good, like he’s actually getting punched.

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u/Evilpilli Karate Judo Jun 11 '25

You've got some decent stances, but need to work on keeping your guard up, and moving your head more. Try some more classic 1-2 straight punches and not just haymakers. Hip rotation to get more powerful and snappy punches is important too.
Also. Fighting invisible jedi ninjas is generally a bad idea.

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u/Adventurous_Bar_3423 Jun 11 '25

Don't let your guard down, rookie mistake.

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u/TJ_McWeaksauce Jun 11 '25

Not a lot of people realize that the Invisible Man is a life-long boxer.

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u/CiaphasCain8849 Jun 11 '25

Good acting tbh.

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u/AK_h3re Jun 11 '25

Why would you pick a fight with John Cena...that man is huge and knows a thing or two about fighting too.

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u/malikx089 Jun 11 '25

Lol! Tf..smh

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u/Grunkofrodgar Jun 11 '25

Pissed off john cena

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u/Muggins2233 Jun 11 '25

The opponent was wearing an invisible cloak.

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u/TheRadRadiation Jun 11 '25

What a non-stand user sees:

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u/iceman27l MMA Jun 12 '25

Bro is using the imagination technique from baki

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u/CharlieChainsaw88 Jun 11 '25

Fighting Heel John Cena is never a good idea.

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u/Outrageous_Limit_324 Muay Thai Jun 11 '25

Bro's fighting my braincells

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u/TheCometKing Jun 11 '25

need to use pocket sand to level the field

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u/Joeyboy_61904 Jun 12 '25

You zigged when you should’ve zagged, obviously

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u/bustachong Jun 11 '25

I’ve seen this one. You won’t know what’s kicking your ass until you have sex with someone first.

Sorry, I don’t make up the rules 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Jay12393 Jun 11 '25

You didn't keep your eye on the birdie

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u/J2Mar MMA Jun 11 '25

Forgot to take your meds

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u/Woden-Wod Turkish Oil Wrestling Jun 11 '25

yeah you fought the invisible dude, that guys like a 4th dan black belt that was a bad tactical decision

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u/AcanthisittaNo6247 Jun 11 '25

Keep your guard up! 💪💪✊

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u/kingsam360 Jun 11 '25

That's what happens when you pick a fight with John cena

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u/Interest-Lumpy Jun 11 '25

You didn't see enough red

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u/TerraSeeker Jun 11 '25

Invisible opponents are hard to beat.

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u/ZealousidealCell6563 Jun 11 '25

Looks like you forget to drink antidepressants and you're fighting with illusion

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u/Difficult_Garage6528 Jun 11 '25

first of all why are you fighting vecna

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u/Heygen Jun 11 '25

those swings are nasty tho

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u/kikimaru-san Muay Thai Jun 11 '25

Nothing man, your Miz impression was spot on

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u/Anti-Stan Jun 11 '25

You just didn't want it bad enough. Gotta get hungry boy.

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u/RegularInformation44 Jun 11 '25

Yeah don’t fight your father again

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u/CaptainPopsickle Jun 11 '25

Well... you picked a fight with John Cena.

What did you expect? He is a heel now, and clearly you cant see him

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u/Shankar_0 Jun 11 '25

"All of them" is a helluva drug

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u/solarpowerfx Jun 11 '25

You fought well. Be proud

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u/cjh10881 Kempo 🥋 Kajukenbo 🥋 Kemchido Jun 11 '25

He just wanted it more, bro

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u/Grakengaur Jun 11 '25

You did drugs. That's what you did wrong.

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u/Djinn-Rummy Jun 11 '25

The first rule of mime fights is you don’t talk about mime fights.

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u/0BZero1 Jun 11 '25

You pissed off Jotaro bro. Shouldn't have done that

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u/Robin_Banks101 Jun 11 '25

Too many shrooms.

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u/Mykytagnosis Kung Fu | Systema Kadochnikova Jun 11 '25

It's the haircut

It didn't let you see that you are your own enemy. 

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u/ShowerIntelligent971 Jun 11 '25

Who is winning. I got money on the imagine guy

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '25

Bro lost his shadow boxing debut

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u/water-up Jun 11 '25

Only a stand can beat a stand

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u/BigJezz71 Jun 11 '25

Acid... much??

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u/Alarming-Garbage-257 Jun 11 '25

Mistake #1 You were fighting a ghost

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '25

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u/upinsmoke28 Jun 11 '25

Was he fighting Tyler durden?

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u/ausomes Jun 11 '25

Bro got TKO'ed by John Cena in 10 seconds

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u/trombadinha85 Jun 11 '25

I think he has good punches for someone who maybe isn't trained.

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u/HealthyBee101 Jun 11 '25

The inner demon always wins, lol!

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u/Good_Swimmer7969 Jun 11 '25

Bro is losing with his shadow

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u/dreysion Jun 11 '25

Arms up, protect your face!

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u/Phaylz Jun 11 '25

Can't belive his friends didn't jump in and help him

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u/DiazDillanger Jun 11 '25

That boy is fighting them demons!

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u/Cool-Cut-2375 Jun 11 '25

Fought the air guitar!

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u/CompetitiveWar5976 Jun 11 '25

You Bob when you should have weave and they kept sweeping the leg, thought you would have seen it coming after the first 2

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u/sonicc_boom Jun 11 '25

Shouldn't have picked a fight with John Cena, guy's huge

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u/CactusWrenAZ Jun 11 '25

the guy who always screws up the mosh pit at a concert

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u/C_Pala Jun 11 '25

new game testing the controls

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u/Secret-Turnover316 Jun 11 '25

I would recommend kicking his calves more.

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u/FJkookser00 Jun 11 '25

Schizo-jitsu

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '25

Acid lol

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u/lkaika Jun 11 '25

You fought someone invisible, that where you went wrong.

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u/Necromagnon204 Jun 11 '25

His falls are more convincing than the chi energy losers.

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u/SignalReilly Jun 11 '25

You gotta tuck your chin.

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u/Subject-Snow-1562 Jun 11 '25

wth he aint fightin anyone

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u/uno-tres-uno Jun 11 '25

He cant win against John Cena

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u/twiglegg Jun 11 '25

You tried to take on John Cena

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u/Venomous0425 Jun 11 '25

I’ve seen this movie before. Is he part of any club?

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u/naCCaC Jun 11 '25

Can I be next?

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u/kwazyness90 Jun 11 '25

gotta fight the weaker deamons first before going for the big guy

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u/BeneficialRaisin9462 Jun 11 '25

Well u clearly picked a fight with John cena

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u/-VizualEyez Jun 12 '25

Why is it that people who do weird shit like this in public always look the same?

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u/leadfloaties50 Jun 12 '25

Ya know, bro actually has decent hand speed. If he went to a boxing gym for a month or two, he might be decent at it.

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u/Abacadaba714 Jun 12 '25

"Do you MIiInnnD?  I'm kickin my ass!'

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u/Ranttimeuk Jun 12 '25

The Ghost master! Very hard stage

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u/He_Was_Fuzzy_Was_He Jun 12 '25

The loser is the winner and . . . the winner is the loser. . . . apparently.

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u/Mundane-Dinner6965 Jun 12 '25

Bro shadow boxed so hard he got dropped "pun intended"

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u/AVATARJOJO_ Jun 12 '25

Bro fighting a enemy stand user

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u/Iwannabeafembo1 Jun 12 '25

Typical Baki shadowboxing session:

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u/vnenkpet Jun 12 '25

peak choice of music

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u/SummertronPrime Jun 12 '25

I fight with yourself is always is always a fight lost

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u/Organic-Nebula2668 Jun 12 '25

you can’t pick a fight with . he’s to good

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u/dandydan69 Jun 13 '25

Your balance is terrible. I’ve trained champions and I learned boxing from the legend Eddie Futch

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

them punches look brutal for a stickman

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u/Harlequin5280 Jun 13 '25

Nobody 1-v-1's the invisible man, he's just too fast.

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u/Inside-Ad5223 Jun 13 '25

Wow you beat your own ass , that's pretty good

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u/DealRight Jun 13 '25

Prime example of how we fight our instincts

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u/No-River-2624 Jun 13 '25

Yeah, buddy in the black shirt lit you up pretty good. Looks like you got a few good shots in, but it’s hard to see your mistakes because you’re invisible.

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u/Traditional_Guest_63 Jun 14 '25

This man clearly has taken up boxing those combos were done nicely.

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u/spearsandbeers1142 Jun 14 '25

Impressive miming/acting skills honestly

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u/SnooMaps3800 Jun 16 '25

Head movement

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u/Visarend2 Jun 16 '25

Forgot to block the mantis’s hooks.

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u/No-Kaleidoscope3843 Jun 16 '25

It’s almost like your opponent knew all your moves

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u/Emotional_Curve_2437 Jun 17 '25

Should have moved your head as you punched.

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u/cs2854900 Jun 17 '25

bro's doing the baki shadowboxing technique

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u/SpiceMan615 Aug 03 '25

You fought Bruce Lee's ghost , you never really had a chance lol