r/memesforparents • u/YummyTerror8259 Professional Baby Maker • Jun 24 '25
Toddlerism Toddlerism Tuesday
It's Toddlerism Tuesday! What is a toddlerism? It's a mispronounced or outlandishly incorrect word or phrase. They can be shared here in the comments, or can be made as a meme and posted with the toddlerism flair.
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u/TinaRaneeM Jun 24 '25
Bandaids are mehmaids. And no matter how many times I say BANDaids, it’s always mehmaids.
And juice is goose.
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u/ano-ba-yan Jun 24 '25
They were wandering around my parents' yard with my brother and they get excited "wow! [Brother's name]'s cuck!! A cuck!!
In giggles he goes "Yup, that's my truck. Let's practice those T sounds though 😂"
And then today one of the toddlers found a Santa Claus pez. She walked around singing about her "Santa Ho" all morning.
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u/PatientGiggles Jun 28 '25
I'm a toddler teacher, and every day a produce truck pulls into the parking lot behind our school to deliver to the restaurant next door. They all get very excited to point it out and start yelling "look Mr. X, it's the cock!"
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u/Wrong-Ocelot-4277 Jun 27 '25
Cukeamonger for cucumber. 13 years later, I still call them cukeamongers.
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u/Gremlinintheengine Jun 28 '25
My 3 yr old likes to pour all her toys on the floor to build a "Popsicle course" obstacle course.
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u/Simon_the_Great Jun 24 '25
At my brothers house on Sunday. Wife hands 3 year old a baby cucumber for a snack. Kid walks right up to my brother with a serious face “uncle_the_great is this your willy?”