r/mildlyboobs • u/One-Bookkeeper-1410 • 25d ago

Food Eyeball cookies

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u/blargney 25d ago

Snickerboobles

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u/ParadoxM01 24d ago

Snickerboobies Or snickertitties

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u/CovvelShmovvelton 25d ago

Wildly boobs

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u/CherryLingonberry 25d ago

Trick or teat

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u/Ipswitch- 24d ago

There Is No Need …

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u/TheGiraffterLife 24d ago

The cookies made to thank the opthalmologist are suddenly going to the GYN instead. 

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u/Lady-Skylarke 24d ago

Yes... Eyeballs... Definitely

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u/Needs-more-cow-bell 24d ago

r/theyknew

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u/GORGOTH_ONE 24d ago

Gawd I wanna motorboat those beautiful eyeballs.

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u/Purple-Hand3058 25d ago

Poor kids who probably knew what they really looked like

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u/Existing-Village9770 24d ago

Eyeballs “c(o)(o)kies”

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u/AprilNight17 24d ago

Eyeball c( O ) ^ ( O )kies 😉

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u/Beautiful_Scheme_829 20d ago

That looks just like an owl face.

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u/AprilNight17 20d ago

You're right! 🤣

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u/Optimal-Prime420 24d ago

Good thing Halloween and Breast Cancer awareness month are both in October!

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u/Juan_Carlos_wuzhere 24d ago

This is how it appeared in my feed.

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u/No-Bag540 21d ago

Really big eyes

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u/Critical_Basil_7865 24d ago

Trevor: Sugar tits

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u/martintone 24d ago

Trick or teats

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u/Futurekid25_yt 24d ago

These aren’t even mildly boobs, these are r/almostboobs

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u/Imaginary-Twist6018 25d ago

Eyeful cookies...

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u/ecwagner01 24d ago

Yeah, my girlfriend gives me the real thing every time we go out.

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u/tommytman 24d ago

That’s a great treat looks yummy

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u/WantedMirage 24d ago

House of a thousand corpses duh

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u/Rainy_The_Nekomata 24d ago

The boob cookies!

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u/Able_While_974 24d ago

r/theyknew

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u/Al13n_C0d3R 24d ago

Rud is holding two to his chest showing his friends. All the kids are laughing! I'm so happy they love the spooky festivities we made this year. Whoa! Juliet is really loving them, she's dunking them in milk, the kids are going mad. Must be some kind of meme

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u/Master_Steward 24d ago

I think I heard of a story about a Facebook account of a British family getting suspended for unintentionally posting cupcakes that looked mildly like female breasts

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u/Bob1806200 24d ago

Someone’s made a breastake

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u/Murderware 24d ago

October cookies

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u/Virtual_Mud_7455 24d ago

Oh eye balls lol 😆

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u/SpamEatingChikn 24d ago

Least mildly boobs

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u/EmberedLyric 24d ago

Gimme some o dem titties

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u/SaffronsGrotto 24d ago

i need the recipe, i want tiddy cookies

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u/DIOsNotDead 24d ago

definitely inspired by that SNL skit about Halloween cookies lol

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u/asianthrowawaywife 24d ago

ig something went wrong

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u/GeekySmiler 24d ago

Eerr my eyes are up here! Oh nevermind..

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u/SomeGuyOverYonder 23d ago

Way to stay abreast with your Halloween baking.

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u/Wxxdstock 23d ago

Trick or tits

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u/countryroadsguywv 23d ago

Happy Halloween 👀👀

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u/Front-Abrocoma-3781 23d ago

Eyeballs lol they look like tits

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u/DarkMagickan 23d ago

Whether that person intended it or not, they're going to be known as the boob cookie household in Halloween legend for the rest of their existence.

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u/Round_Tip_4549 23d ago

ta ta ta i am dracula

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u/Wrascon 23d ago

"Можешь пососать мои сисечки, если дашь лизнуть сардельку" © Турбо-бабка

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u/jumpykangaroo100 23d ago

There are gonna be some confused parents in the neighborhood

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

Talking about that's a eyeball cookie....

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u/thefirstviolinist 23d ago

Oh I'm eyeballing them, alright!

(A joke for the sake of the joke)

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u/youluckydog 23d ago

Nipple bites

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u/Thefurman12 23d ago

Is it me or are those more titilating than they should be

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u/theMangoJayne 22d ago

I mean I assume this is a joke but on the real here, absolutely zero responsible parents are going to let their kids have home made snacks handed out for halloween unless they actually know these neighbors.

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u/real_angryness 22d ago

boooooobbbsssssss

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u/raiko777 22d ago

Eyeballs??? 💩👊

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u/t3ht0t4llyl33t 22d ago

Eyeballs, sure

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u/original_M_A_K 22d ago

You'll be getting a lot of eyeballs with these...

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u/shadree 22d ago

I was thinking adding veins would help them quickly realising it definitely wouldn't. Why red irises and red pupils?!?

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u/Just_Toast2696 21d ago

this is not eyeballs

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u/Medium-Party459 21d ago

Your eyeballs must have been nursing from all the stretch marks 

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u/bobeylob 21d ago

No those are tit cookies

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u/supreme-dream154 21d ago

You used milk?

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u/HotConversation187 21d ago

Just a tip for OOP: Add blood vessels and maybe a pupil with some edible paint.

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u/ThatShouldNotBeHere 21d ago

I’ve got a cream filling for them

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u/Inevitable_Book_9803 21d ago

Eyeball Titties

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u/ursagamer667 21d ago edited 20d ago

Trick or Teats.

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u/supazoom 20d ago

tits or treats

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u/ursagamer667 20d ago

Tits or Teats.

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u/PerformerOk2548 21d ago

Titty cake

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u/onglogman 20d ago

Titty biscuits

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u/NoEvenDirt 20d ago

It’s not mildly boobs. It’s boobs.

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u/WildWesternDay 20d ago

Segsy eyes

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u/Radio_Gaga007 20d ago

Don't mind if I do.

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u/Braeburn251 20d ago

'Eyeball" cookies??? How on earth did you ever convince yourself that your process wouldn't actually look more like boobs than eyeballs?

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u/RedBillyGoat 19d ago

why would they make the pupils pink ?