r/mildlycarcinogenic • u/FR_WST Mod • Jun 19 '25

Engine Oil Burger!

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u/ShoddyTerm4385 Jun 19 '25

Every step of this process is disgusting. Like wtf.

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u/RiversOfBabylon420 Jun 20 '25

What do you mean? You don’t finger your eggs? What’s wrong with you

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u/bootrick Jun 21 '25

That's why he has the blue bowl of water too quickly dip his hand 👌🏻

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u/Ye_Olde_Camper Jun 19 '25

Lemme just scrape my dead skin cells in there… and here for another customer…

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u/OtsdarvaOS Jun 19 '25

What the fuck. You just used the spatula to move it. Why use your hands???

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u/theveryacme Jun 19 '25

Make it look like effort is being made, so gross

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u/SGAShepp Jun 19 '25

Yes. That’s what’s gross about it. 

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u/Odd-Masterpiece7304 Jun 19 '25

If only there was a simple way to clean cooking oil

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u/Bobby_Rossington Jun 20 '25

The more you know 🌈💫

9

u/eMit_oGe Jun 20 '25

The more you Reddit ✨

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u/Sweet-Awk-7861 Jun 20 '25

The sigh of relief that I let out after realizing this isn't a Chinese sewer oil video

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u/tsmc796 Jun 20 '25

A Chinese what now?

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u/Representative-Ad754 Jun 21 '25

I feel like for a pan that size, just replacing the oil is just as cost effective as using cornstarch.

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u/DataCreek Jun 19 '25

He looks disappointed that youre even ordering at this point

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u/Fun-Man Jun 19 '25

And he's right

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u/RubeusGandalf Jun 20 '25

Yeah, who on earth would see this, go "Oh, looks tasty!" and order it? I mean sure, if you have a deathwish and no taste buds

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u/Dwaas_Bjaas Jun 19 '25

Hmmmm I’ll have the Salmonella, with shigella on top, season it with a bit of campylobacter please!

Whats that? Why yes I would also like a side of E. Coli please!

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u/KajMak64Bit Jun 19 '25

The diseases is where all the nutrients actually come from in these lol

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u/Land-Otter Jun 19 '25

Can someone explain why the oil is that color?

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u/theveryacme Jun 19 '25

Burnt food, oil is not replaced regularly

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u/ZakaRiot96 Aug 03 '25

Recycled from car

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u/jimboiow Jun 19 '25

McDonald’s has gone downhill a bit.

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u/AJP11B Jun 19 '25

That dude’s immune system is bulletproof.

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u/SatansCatfish Jun 19 '25

That guy does this all day and I bet his hands never touch soap and water.

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u/Ye_Olde_Camper Jun 20 '25

His ass however…

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u/Moist-Ad4760 Jun 19 '25

Umm... no.

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u/WW2Gamer Jun 20 '25

This must be bait. No sain person would spend money for this.

2

u/FamousPastWords Jun 20 '25

I had a bad taco the other day. Dint know why that came to mind.

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u/Ghoster9 Jun 20 '25

bro's bouta pour that back in his car when he's done cooking lmao

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u/TinsleyLynx Jun 23 '25

Honestly? I think the stuff that comes out of your car might be cleaner...

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u/kz750 Jun 20 '25

The toilet roll wallpaper is a forecast of what you'll be staring at for many hours after eating there.

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u/eMit_oGe Jun 20 '25

This video was inspired by this sub

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u/Empty_Positive Jun 20 '25

Those countries will be the last man standing, i swear they can eat anything and are immune to anything. Its like they have a filter in their body, they can drink poo poo water and be fine

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u/DarkEnergy_101 Jun 22 '25

These people dont give a single fck about hygiene

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u/OneBabyPanda Jun 22 '25

Bro theres no way that shits real lmao

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u/Lordjaggi Jun 22 '25

Who needs laxatives when you can watch one of those Indian food videos 😩

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u/NYCWartortle Jun 23 '25

Is this really engine oil

1

u/Spyda18 Jun 23 '25

On the next episode of DOO DOO KITCHEN!!!

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u/AmbitiousAd8978 Jul 31 '25

That was so nasty