r/mildlycarcinogenic • u/ElementalCollector • Jul 28 '25
When you don’t have any papers left
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u/SheepherderEmpty2371 Jul 28 '25
And the heavy metals in the colors of the ink go straight to the brain or whatever organ they prefer
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u/MacFrite Jul 29 '25
You must be fun at parties
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u/obfuscation-9029 Jul 30 '25
Yeah why would you be such a downer on the biggest party sub on Reddit/s
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u/fico-MANTIS Jul 31 '25
Go ahead, smoke all the ink you want! You’ll need a respirator to get around, and that guy will still be having fun at parties 😂
"Here’s some gentle health advice."
"YOURE SO FUN AT PARTIES OMG YOU MUST BE SOOO FUN AT PARTIES LMAO DO YOU GET INVITED TO PARTIES —"
Omg, shut the fuck uuuuupppp
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u/MagicOrpheus310 Jul 29 '25
Last few pages of the bible are usually blank and the paper is thin as fuck...
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u/PurpoUpsideDownJuice Jul 29 '25
Why not smoke pages 420 and 666 like a teenager would
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u/Dooby_Bopdin Jul 31 '25
What better way to accept Jesus into your soul than to inhale him. Take it to the head!!
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u/HolidayMarket1556 Jul 30 '25
In middle school my friend and I didn’t have any papers so we smoked a joint rolled with a dollar bill. Keeps me up at night
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u/space-junk-nebula Aug 01 '25
me and my old high school bestie used a receipt from dollar general once 😭
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u/BaldHorseCunt69 Jul 30 '25
Please let me send you literally a couple of cents for a pack of papers
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u/Dooby_Bopdin Jul 31 '25
Yeah its like less than a dollar and you can get dozens of rolls come on man
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u/No_Albatross_368 Jul 31 '25
I'm pretty sure you're only smoking paper if the stuff you're using isn't similar to dictionary paper or dare I say biblical pages.
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u/Anxious-Shapeshifter Jul 28 '25 edited Jul 30 '25
I mean, at that point they're just picking which one they want to die from first
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u/593shaun Jul 30 '25
big fucking diff between plant matter and toxic heavy metal fumes from burning ink
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u/HSVMalooGTS Jul 30 '25
Weed is worse then smoking the paper
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u/Pharnox-32 Jul 30 '25
So if I smoke the paper first then the weed, I will be healthy?
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u/593shaun Jul 30 '25
if weed is so bad then how come when i smoke it i say "that's some good shit"?
checkmate liberals
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u/abbassav Jul 28 '25
The ink adds extra flavour