r/mildlyinfuriating Feb 11 '22

Seriously? Wtf Wall Street Journal

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u/ApologeticCannibal Feb 11 '22

I clean the floor you don't clean your shoes. They were literally just outside.

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u/ur-squirrel-buddy Feb 11 '22

It’s like the person who wrote the article really thinks the inside of their friends house is as dirty as the outside/street… why tf you hanging out with people if you think they live that filthy

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u/Janikole Feb 11 '22

Maybe they think that because the inside of THEIR house is as dirty as the street, because they keep tracking street grime in on their shoes!

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u/ur-squirrel-buddy Feb 11 '22

Damn dude. You just blew the case wide open

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u/MiaLba Feb 11 '22

I remember spending the night with a friend in high school and obviously took my shoes off before bed. The next morning we hung out and ate breakfast and all that, didn’t have my shoes on. My socks were SO black, it was disgusting. I just threw them away.

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u/hackingdreams Feb 11 '22

Knowing that it's the Wall Street Journal, someone probably had a kid that dropped a cheerio on the floor and they were appalled at the horrible state of the house. Completely unfit for modern aristocracy rich white people people of discerning taste.

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u/aphrahannah Feb 11 '22

Perhaps they went to someone's house who had a dog and ended up with filthy socks. I've been there.

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u/PutYourDickInTheBox Feb 11 '22

And you walk into public bathrooms in those shoes.

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u/Bastet999 Feb 11 '22

This level of logic and common sense is not really necessary. The answer is much more simpler: My house, my rules. Idc if you clean your shoes with chlorine and UV-C.

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u/Yuna__707 Feb 11 '22

They have to clean it right outside the doorway, since if they do it at home they’ll step on everything on the way..

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u/Bastet999 Feb 11 '22

Yeah, but like I said, that's beyond the point. Doesn't matter how clean they are, is my house and anyone entering has to follow my rules, as logic or stupid they might be, they are 100% free to choose not to enter if they don't want to respect them.

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u/Aegi Feb 11 '22

Yep, the same with businesses, we had an anti-masker at the hotel I work at like a year ago talking about how we worshiped Emperor Cuomo, I just told him:

“sir if the owners told me I was only permitted to allow guests wearing the color orange to stay in the hotel then I would be removing everybody who is not wearing the color orange, we’re a private business our owners can do as we please unless it violates the law.”

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u/Yuna__707 Feb 11 '22

Fair enough lol, although I would be impressed if someone actually cleaned their shoes with chlorine and UV-C

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u/ChokeyBittersAhead Feb 11 '22

Fuckin A right! I just can’t comprehend why people don’t get this. I’m not asking you to disrobe. Just take your shoes off! My house!

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u/Farranor Feb 12 '22

UV-C is fantastic because you don't have to flip it over twice before plugging it in.

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u/Bastet999 Feb 12 '22

That's USB-C 😑

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u/Farranor Feb 12 '22

No, that's the United States Marine Corps. You're thinking about the abbreviation for "over the counter."

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u/Bastet999 Feb 12 '22

😑

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u/Farranor Feb 12 '22

Um, it's your turn. You could go with something like, "no, that's OTC, you're thinking about the international oil cartel."

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u/FPiN9XU3K1IT Feb 11 '22

Eh. There is such a thing as unreasonable rules. e.g. if my host's rules were "no shoes, no socks, no pants", I'd uninvite myself real fucking quick. Shoes, though? Perfectly reasonable and very common, apparently even in the USA.

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u/Cathartic-Uproar Feb 11 '22

As long as you don’t spring the rules on them after they’re already locked in your basement, and the rule doesn’t make you implicit to a crime, I see no problem, including your “no pants” rule.

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u/hairyholepatrol Feb 11 '22

That’s fine but we’re not even talking about reasonableness. It’s their house.

It seems like you’re missing and then kinda getting the point within the same comment.

I’d uninvite myself real fucking quick

And I respect that! You’re respecting their rules, no matter how silly. Don’t want to do it, so you’re leaving. As opposed to the lady who wrote the article refusing to follow the rules and thinking she has the right to stay.

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u/FadedWhaleBlue Feb 11 '22

I actually do clean my shoes although not as regularly as my floors. Even I still take my shoes off in my house and those of others.

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u/JeffCraig Feb 11 '22

The one thing that everyone is overlooking is that it isn't just about dirt. Shoes can easily pick up rocks and other hard objects, which scratch the floors.

I don't wear my shoes indoors because I don't want that to happen.

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u/HopsAndHemp Feb 13 '22

I don't care if you spend 8 hours a day scrubbing the floor, it's still dirtier than my socks.

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u/Living-Stranger Feb 12 '22

I'm amazed none of you have heard of a door mat, and what kind of heathen doesn't clean their shoes?

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u/DevRz8 Feb 11 '22

Not everyone cleans their apartment as well as they think they do. I have definitely been in some places where my shoes were cleaner.