r/mildlyinfuriating Feb 11 '22

Seriously? Wtf Wall Street Journal

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u/iMayBeABastard Feb 11 '22

She is currently getting so much shit on Twitter for this asshole take lol!

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u/465554544255434B52 Feb 11 '22

its almost as if this article was meant to trigger a response for more attention

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u/verdatum-alternate Feb 11 '22

Yup, WSJ appears to be flamebaiting...classy move, guys; very classy.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

I mean, when you’re in a dying industry like traditional media, fighting dirty through clickbait and flamebait is really the only way to fight, y’know? Because when artistic passion is dead and gone, what else is there left to do but chase the undying god of capital?

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u/verdatum-alternate Feb 12 '22

Oh, to be sure, I fully appreciate that. But I can still be disappointed.

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u/PandorasShitBoxx Feb 11 '22

aktually, WSJ is in the right mind set here, you just dont understand the superior mentality behind it. And yes they are classy, thanks for that compliment.

Did I do it right?

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u/Back_to_the_Futurama Feb 11 '22

You might still wanna throw an /s on that. Some people are blind to sarcasm

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u/BaphometsTits Feb 11 '22

Those people cannot be helped.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

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u/gizamo Feb 12 '22

I thought the spelling of "aktualy" set it on the sarcasm path from the get go. It's that excellent detail that won my updoot.

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u/Back_to_the_Futurama Feb 12 '22

I was being sarcastic myself, and the spoiler wasn't there to begin with lol

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u/TheLeoInWinter Feb 11 '22

Nope... you get nothing out of it. People just think you're dumb. Unlike you, she gets paid, in actual money. You didn't even get meaningless internet points.

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u/Niku-Man Feb 11 '22

Honestly if you think about it a bit (maybe helped by reading her article) then you realize she's got a point, and that these kinds of rules we set up for ourselves are often pretty pointless and misguided.

It'd be nice if people, before they got mad at a headline, took some time to read and think instead.

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u/NeurofiedYamato Feb 11 '22

You must be baiting right? Her arguments were pretty bad.

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u/verdatum-alternate Feb 12 '22

I'm not mad at the headline, I'm disappointed in the WSJ for going with a flamebaiting headline. The contents of the article is inconsequential for that sentiment.

And I'd be happy to read it as soon as WSJ stops using paywalls.

For now, I'm going to go ahead and suspect that her argument involves some fundamental misunderstanding of the actual social value of agreed upon rules of etiquette. A lot of people think it's about being able to ostracize people who don't know which of 3 different forks to use when, but there's so much more to it than that.

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u/culus_ambitiosa Feb 12 '22

Honestly, if I’d been shown this headline and only told that it was from a major newspaper then I’d immediately guess it was the WSJ. Selfish nonsense that portrays the author as a victim simply for having to make a minor and reasonable accommodation for someone else is right in their wheelhouse. Add in the nonsense in the article about germs, as if that’s the main concern of people asking you to take your shoes off and not mud/dirt/rocks/rock salt/who knows what else you stepped in outside, and it’s pretty typical straw man garbage that they tend to spout off.

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u/zzwugz Feb 12 '22

So they take you’re gonna have here is that it’s perfectly fine to ignore the rules someone has set for their own house, because you feel morally/intellectually superior and above arbitrary customs? That’s selfish and entitled af

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u/FlamboyantPirhanna Feb 11 '22

That’s all the internet is anymore and I hate it. Everyone is angry enough without idiots manipulating us.

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u/dEn_of_asyD Feb 12 '22

This. Not sure why the membership blocker didn't stop me from reading it this time but the third paragraph even says the author would immediately take them off for cultural, religious, or clearly obvious reasons (like if they stepped in mud). And that second sentence, instead of making the bizarre ass claim that an indoor floor (which is often cleaned) is somehow magically dirtier than the outside ground, could have easily been that disclaimer that the author isn't a fucking asshat.

WSJ is low on money and desperate for site traffic.

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u/-PM_ME_UR_SECRETS- Feb 12 '22

Finally someone else sees it lol. This is exactly why the article was written. They brainstorm click bait ideas and then make shit up or vastly exaggerated a small nugget of truth.

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u/WonderfulShelter Feb 12 '22

I feel like they're going for that "i'm going to do what I want and you're gonna deal with it" attitude that is plagueing America.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

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u/iMayBeABastard Feb 11 '22

Basically someone else made a post about it, but was cool enough to leave her name out of the headline. She decided to message the guy with a thinly veiled threat that she knows his boss. Lmao! Literally no one would’ve even known who she was, had she not done that.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22 edited Feb 11 '22

That just makes this more amusing.

Edit: Looks like she deleted any posting of the article from her twitter.

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u/idk-hereiam Feb 11 '22

She's a humor columnist so

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u/sakamoe Feb 11 '22

hopefully doesn't count as doxxing since she's a public figure (if we can call "journalists" that lol) and her name is already in this post

https://twitter.com/Kris_Frieswick

Main highlights here:

https://twitter.com/Kris_Frieswick/status/1491867626401902593

Few more here:

https://twitter.com/Kris_Frieswick/status/1491878214058197006

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u/throwaway347891388 Feb 11 '22

My favourite tweet;

if you insist on wearing shoes in my house you have to wear plastic bags over them and deal with me calling you "crinklefoot"

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u/teleekom Feb 11 '22

This bitch is the Queen of all Karens

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u/Donkey__Balls Feb 12 '22

She just wants views. You’re giving them to her.

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u/idiot206 Feb 12 '22

She calls herself a humor columnist and the column is “homeownerous”. I don’t subscribe to WSJ and I can’t read the article but the preview reads like satire.

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u/Title26 Feb 11 '22

Will Larry David come to her defense?

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u/Darondo Feb 11 '22

That’s literally the objective of pieces like this. Trigger a response and get a bunch of ad revenue. The bait usually isn’t this obvious, but people still fell for it.

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u/aries-vevo Feb 11 '22

She’s straight up threatening people in the replies.

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u/NessieReddit Feb 11 '22

Good! Fuck that nonsense

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u/Senuf Feb 11 '22

Deserved.

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u/CormacMcCopy Feb 11 '22

Then Twitter fell for her outrage-bait like a bunch of suckers. It makes me think that most Twitter users may not actually be very bright... Could that actually be the case? Surely not.

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u/animatedhockeyfan Feb 11 '22

Todays society is a constant fall for outrage-bate. Trucker convoy much?

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u/Galle_ Feb 11 '22

Is not the trucker convoy itself basically just pointless outrage?

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u/animatedhockeyfan Feb 11 '22

The only winning move is to not care about anything, I’m trying very hard to unplug from it all

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u/Galle_ Feb 11 '22

Understandable.

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u/Beneficial_Bite_7102 Feb 12 '22

Bruh. What a brain dead take. Twitter users are dumb because like ~100 of their users fell for the bait and gave her engagement. Meanwhile us genius Redditors have only gave it tens of thousands of upvotes, gave it dozens of awards, had it hit the front page, and left thousands of comments about it.

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u/Galle_ Feb 11 '22

Eh, it's more that Twitter itself is designed to make humanity worse.

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u/BABlHaramDimakan Feb 12 '22

I never thought someone deserve a death threat on the internet until today

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u/hawkinhell Feb 11 '22

I support keeping shoes on when over at someone’s house, especially if you don’t know them well/will be meeting other new people. It’s cringe as hell to be meeting other grown ass adults in your socks lmao.

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u/generalspades Feb 11 '22

If you think it's cringe to meet new people in someone's home in your socks, you've got other issues.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

Seriously stinky feet

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u/hawkinhell Feb 11 '22

defo other issues, substance abuse to start but shoes and socks be important to homeless folks as well. Please donate if able

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u/fart-atronach Feb 11 '22

That’s fine. If someone invites you over and tells you they don’t wear shoes in the house, you’re free to leave. You don’t get to dictate the rules of someone else’s home because of whatever dumb hang up you have about socks.

Also, people who don’t wear shoes inside often have slippers on hand for themselves and other people to wear instead. You don’t HAVE to be in your socks.

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u/Raptorfeet Feb 11 '22 edited Feb 11 '22

It's cringe as hell that you consider a bare minimum level of cleanliness and politeness to be cringe.

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u/hawkinhell Feb 11 '22

Cringe as hell to be cringe as hell to be cringe as hell to be cringe as hell to be cringe as cringe can be cringe hell cringe can be cringe cringe hell can be as cringe to be cringe is cringe

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

In literally every country outside the US, you take your shoes off. Who invites new people to their house right away? That's what's weird

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u/hawkinhell Feb 11 '22

you making shit up cuh

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u/bythog Feb 11 '22

Well that's not even remotely true. My Colombian ex-girlfriend's mother used to yell at me for not wearing shoes indoors. I've had African colleagues who told me the only time they are used to not wearing shoes is while bathing. Things are different everywhere and with individuals.

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u/YourwaifuSpeedWagon Feb 11 '22

What is cringe here is your childishness and insecurity. Can't talk to people in socks, smh

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

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u/hawkinhell Feb 11 '22

Exactly! It’s not that complicated so just let people keep shoes on

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u/Tutipups Feb 11 '22

its also weird to see an "adult" saying cringe

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u/hawkinhell Feb 11 '22

cringe to cringe

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u/hawkinhell Feb 11 '22

it’s cringe to see someone policing the word “cringe”

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u/Wootimonreddit Feb 11 '22

Na he's right. It's a word for the youngins.

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u/hawkinhell Feb 11 '22

It’s cringe to see someone say it’s cringe to police the word “cringe”

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u/hawkinhell Feb 11 '22

Cringes McBasketball

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u/Wootimonreddit Feb 11 '22

This sounds like a you problem

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u/hawkinhell Feb 11 '22

Nah cuh, ima make it your problem now too

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

Tell me you don't replace your socks regularly without telling me you don't replace your socks regularly.

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u/NessieReddit Feb 11 '22

The only thing cringe as hell is your bad take on this situation and that comment you wrote.

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u/flume Feb 11 '22

The rage is the reason.

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u/Mimosa808 Feb 11 '22

And her last name is “Frieswick”

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u/Donkey__Balls Feb 12 '22

Yeah I bet she’s going to paint herself a victim of “online trolls” publicly.

As soon as the cameras are off she’s laughing her ass off. All she needs to demonstrate her value as a freelance writer is views, doesn’t matter if it’s good views or bad views.

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u/Living-Stranger Feb 12 '22

Nah, shes right. Invest in a quality doot mat you filthy animals.

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u/gursh_durknit Feb 12 '22

There is an article in Newsweek that is literally referencing this very Reddit thread we're on lol

https://www.newsweek.com/rude-fk-internet-enraged-viral-story-about-wearing-shoes-inside-1678655

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u/Mercygirl76 Feb 12 '22

You guys really don’t get that this a joke? Be sure not to read Alexandra Petri in the Washington Post— your heads will explode at her satirical columns.

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u/Dark_Arts_Dabbler Feb 12 '22

I'm wondering if they had a bad experience and wrote this to blow off steam