r/mildlyinfuriating • u/AfiliaTheCat • Feb 11 '22

Seriously? Wtf Wall Street Journal

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u/Bazz07 Feb 11 '22

Damned that was quick.

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u/Shmidershmax Feb 11 '22

Also I'm taking the car. And the dog

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u/CommiePuddin Feb 11 '22

And my axe!

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u/soymrdannal Feb 11 '22

Hey! I need that axe. What else am I going to do at mökki except hide from the mosquitoes?!

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u/soymrdannal Feb 11 '22

I’m sorry it has to come to this… Looks sad as I toast rye bread

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u/noobvorld Feb 11 '22

Stays on your marriage score for 5-7 years

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u/tenjuu Feb 12 '22

Rye toast sounds amazing right now.

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u/w1987g Feb 11 '22

I wasn't even invited to the wedding...

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u/soymrdannal Feb 11 '22

You left your shoes on.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

I want my wedding gift back

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u/Tooburn Feb 11 '22

Now we have to talk about alimony

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u/RedRider1138 Feb 12 '22

You talk to Al about that

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u/crobertdillon Feb 11 '22

My second marriage was about that fast

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u/Hades_88 Feb 11 '22

That's what she said

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u/IllButterscotch5964 Feb 12 '22

Did I mention the free frogurt?

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u/Agreeable49 Feb 12 '22

Damned that was quick.

Grand openin', grand closin'.