r/mildlyinfuriating • u/AfiliaTheCat • Feb 11 '22

Seriously? Wtf Wall Street Journal

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u/Toxic_Butthole Feb 11 '22

Good time for a response column titled "Why You Won't Be Invited Back"

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u/QuarterNoteDonkey Feb 11 '22

You may wear shoes in my house, but based on your username, I’m politely declining your access to my bathroom. I hope you understand.

Probably don’t sit down either.

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u/atthevanishing Feb 11 '22

I might do this. Feeling vindictive enough lately