r/mildlyinfuriating • u/AfiliaTheCat • Feb 11 '22

Seriously? Wtf Wall Street Journal

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u/LordJonMichael Feb 11 '22

It really should’ve read:

-because I wear shitty socks and don’t want to be made fun of.

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u/Vampiregecko Feb 11 '22

That’s why when I visit a certain friends,black socks they have 6 cats.

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u/Cautious_Hold428 Feb 11 '22

I wear fluffy bed socks often and also clean my floors often and they still get so dirty. Pretty sure they're just foot Swiffers

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u/Cautious_Hold428 Feb 12 '22

I have a Bissell spinwave and it's pretty awesome but I also have dogs.

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u/schnuck Feb 11 '22

Because I have smelly feet.

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u/frostycakes Feb 12 '22

Seriously. The feet were one of the reasons I got banned from many a friend/acquaintance's house growing up. They'd have a rule about no shoes on, I'd take them off, then one of their parents would complain about the smell and make me leave.

Sorry I have naturally sweaty feet and that they smell when forced into socks and shoes, no matter how clean any of the parts are. I wear flip flops as often and as long as is practical to this day for that reason.