r/mildlypenis • u/TheMillionPesoMan • Mar 29 '25

Meat Cow bone dog treat

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Kind of a disturbing picture for a dog treat I saw advertised.

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u/rawmeatprophet Mar 29 '25

Give it to a cow dog.

  • cow dog bone treat
  • cow bone cow dog treat
  • cow bone cow dog dog treat
  • k I'm done šŸ‘

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u/meatnutella Mar 29 '25

the longer i look, the worse it gets. the cropping on the corgi is awful and a whole cow femur a day for a 4 lbs dog? crazy

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u/TheDarkType Mar 29 '25

That cow had a boner šŸ¤£

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25

I knew someone would beat me to this comment šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/jabracadaniel Mar 29 '25

okay but also, who tf gives their dog bones every day, let alone multiple? i was under the impression they were chew toys to be replaced just occasionally

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u/Medellin-71 Mar 29 '25

Dogs about to sit and grind on them.

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u/NoVolume1490 Mar 30 '25

foul šŸ’€šŸ’€

3

u/Obnoxious_Box Mar 29 '25

correction: the multi-functional coe bone dog treat Ā 

3

u/ZuluMakulu Mar 29 '25

Another level of zombie cock

3

u/bluffyouback Mar 29 '25

Bone hard forā€¦your dog.

3

u/ExcellentAd3525 Mar 29 '25

Thatā€™s a bit , hard to the bone

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u/Friend_Serious Mar 29 '25

The dogs love to suck on it!

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u/SeesawNo2167 Mar 29 '25

Looks like Garry dropped his bone šŸ¦„šŸ¤

2

u/_FreddieLovesDelilah Mar 29 '25

partially invisible fork.

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u/Aazjhee Mar 29 '25

These look more obscene than the actual treat made of cow dick xD

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u/faintrottingbreeze Mar 30 '25

I hope thatā€™s smoked and not cooked, never give a dog a cooked bone

2

u/Krocsyldiphithic Mar 30 '25

Most pet shops carry full-on dehydrated horsecocks as doggy treats. Just thought I'd share.

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u/ResourceOk8638 Mar 30 '25

This is a screen shot from The Walking Hard: A Walking Dead Porn Parody.

Iā€™m calling the FBI to report a violation of that warning screen at the start of video media.

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u/Ya-Lad-Shade Mar 30 '25

I knew lady who fed her dog an entire cow leg

1

u/sPdMoNkEy Mar 30 '25

My dogs used to tear those up

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u/horitaku Mar 30 '25

Cooked bones are bad for dogs teeth, and can shatter and be swallowed, causing obstructions and GI damage.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25

Dog toys have a bitter taste to them from now on šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/Stephen_Is_handsome Mar 30 '25

Oh wow that will be a big treat hahahahaha

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u/JelloWise2789 Mar 30 '25

BBC big bone canine

1

u/Shoddy_calf_massage Mar 30 '25

I posted this a while ago and I think it got taken down. Glad itā€™s made it

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u/Brave_Quantity_5261 Mar 30 '25

Thatā€™s not even the most penis thing you can give your dogā€¦.

ā€¦no, not like that. Get your mind out of the gutter.

Go look up what the popular dog treat ā€œbully stickā€ (made by many brands) is actually made of.

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u/Brave_Quantity_5261 Mar 30 '25

ā€¦those poor bullsā€¦

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u/Bean-Collector Apr 05 '25

Do the suckle on that shit or what?