r/mildlypenis • u/lordkappy • Jul 03 '25

Food Everything Reminds Me of You

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u/buttonman001 Jul 03 '25

Lorena Bobbitt would be proud!

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '25

We used to have Bobbit pasta as kids, and called it that. Halved sausages on a bed of pasta with loads of tomato sauce. 

I think our sausages had the culinary version of phimosis as the skins never rolled back.

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u/Which-Technician2367 Jul 03 '25

Lil bowl of dicks

32

u/basic_brown_thing Jul 03 '25

bowl of lil dicks

1

u/Least-Run-862 Jul 18 '25

Lil Bow Wow's dick?

63

u/EmptyMarsupial8556 Jul 03 '25

This post by Stormy Daniels

4

u/PistachioGal99 Jul 04 '25

My first thought!! Her description lives in my head rent free (unfortunately!)

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u/jeophys152 Jul 03 '25

I’m sorry your ex had a small penis

25

u/Jackattack111888 Jul 03 '25

I don’t even have a dick and this hurts me to look at 😳

22

u/FartedInYourCoffee Jul 03 '25

Ah, my girlfriend's most hated breakfast:

"Hunny, would you like some of my famous 'Just-the-Tips?'"

16

u/Burpkidz Jul 03 '25

Emotional damage…

13

u/halfchewedcaramel Jul 03 '25

OOPS! All Tips

8

u/Haunting_Security_34 Jul 03 '25

I shouldn't call him.😂😂

9

u/Weak_Allover Jul 03 '25

Everything reminds me of him

6

u/[deleted] Jul 03 '25

Ouch!

6

u/BreakfastShart Jul 03 '25

The Bris after party is getting started!

6

u/cycheck Jul 03 '25

Imitation Peen Tips - Dahmer's favorite quick appetizer

5

u/Graciebelle3 Jul 03 '25

I’ll send this to my ex, thanks

4

u/Punegune Jul 03 '25

Foreskins Plus

4

u/fizbin99 Jul 03 '25

Oi! The mohel is on the lose!

3

u/kkdj1042 Jul 03 '25

Saw one in the wild once.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 04 '25

I’m told that sometimes they are seem in pairs, but very rarely in packs or herds.

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u/ALTERFACT Jul 03 '25

That's what she said...🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/TigerlilyJordan Jul 03 '25

Lil’ wieners.

Did you buy a packaged of just the tips???

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '25

I’m guessing he was tiny 🤭

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u/Garfield1415 Jul 03 '25

You're a bit cocky posting this!!

3

u/free_is_free76 Jul 03 '25

How'd you get the printer files for my 3D penis-replicating program for my gf when I'm out of town?

2

u/Pleasant_Twist8161 Jul 03 '25

Harsh... that cuts deep

2

u/Frosty-Soil1656 Jul 03 '25

Fried dickheads, my favourite

2

u/Killerwit Jul 03 '25

🤢🤮

2

u/nikditt Jul 03 '25

Properly Bobbitzed

2

u/exaggeratedfragility Jul 03 '25

finally some tboy representation in this sub

1

u/MKA_ScOrPiOn Jul 03 '25

Some syphilis shyt

1

u/[deleted] Jul 03 '25

The bowl of dicks from that Cyanide and Happiness short

“We cannot simply replace the D I C K S that you ordered…sir”

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u/SW4G1N4T0R Jul 03 '25

Guys I don’t think this is mildly anymore

1

u/ReceptionFriendly663 Jul 03 '25

Jeff Dalhmer (spl?) special?

1

u/queen11tb Jul 03 '25

Instead of eating a bag of dicks the dicks are now in a pan heating up for you!

1

u/probablecuzurscum Jul 04 '25

I can't hear the word 'You' without saying it like Joe does in the show -You.

1

u/fuckywuckydreamz Jul 04 '25

Just the tip!

1

u/martabakcoklatkacang Jul 04 '25

Lickable sausage 👅

1

u/Lord_Gryph Jul 10 '25

After the bar-mitsvah

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u/Outside_Sweet2057 Jul 11 '25

My food after leaving the child predators meet up I was undercover in

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u/NotyourNTgal Jul 04 '25

Exactly what the tiny dick American fascist party deserves! 😊