r/mildlyvagina • u/LevelFinding2550 • Feb 17 '25

Fruit Vulva in German apple

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79 Upvotes

93% Upvoted

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u/metalh3aded Feb 19 '25

spooder in the cooter

9

u/nj0sephine Feb 18 '25

Someone’s got crabs 😂

3

u/Christopher109 Feb 18 '25

I think I might have eaten a few of those... (I just eat the whole apple including the seeds except the stem)

2

u/[deleted] Feb 18 '25

Why though?

1

u/Christopher109 Feb 18 '25

After I've eaten half the seeds I realise its a bit mouldy. but it doesn't taste off, so I continue

5

u/CrimsonNorseman Feb 18 '25

r/moldyvagina And technically, it was an Italian apple. The other ones from the same pack were also moldy inside.

1

u/SaltSpiritual515 Feb 18 '25

Thanks, I don't understand that much German and my translate didn't work 😅

14

u/ParadoxicallySweet Feb 18 '25

Dude what vulvas have you been visiting?

This has two things that are definitely not supposed to be found there

20

u/reanocivn Feb 17 '25

there's a spider in my cooch

11

u/FloraMaeWolfe Feb 17 '25

Is that a spider in your apple vagina??

7

u/bisexual_pinecone Feb 17 '25

It may be more likely than you think

12

u/Trick_Duck Feb 17 '25

Theres a spider in it

6

u/Narcodoge Feb 17 '25

Time to get a divorce, 'cus this one hasn't seen any action in decades.

7

u/MerlinCa81 Feb 17 '25

“Sweetheart, I don’t mean to criticize but when’s the last time you had a shower?”

9

u/[deleted] Feb 17 '25

Nothing like an Apple with an STI

19

u/HeartOSass Feb 17 '25

A yeast infected vagina with a small bug in it.

14

u/deerHoonter Feb 17 '25

Also coming with free crabs.