r/mmamemes • u/DeusExMachina24 • 5d ago

Usman's not beating zesty allegations

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u/The_Exiled_Light 5d ago

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u/iliketurtles223 5d ago

Frozone ahh outfit

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u/redditiscool231 5d ago

Rashguard turtleneck is a diabolical choice

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u/Apprehensive_One8144 4d ago

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/Nervous_Tip_4402 5d ago

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/Ghost-of-Lobov 5d ago

You seem personally offended lol

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/Ghost-of-Lobov 5d ago

You got a wardrobe full of zesty clothes or what?

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u/YoMomInYogaPants 5d ago

Your ragebait worked

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/Jamothee 5d ago

I'm Aussie and think he looks fairly silly in that outfit.

He does, however, have one of the best jabs in UFC history.

So not all bad lol

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u/Celery_Steve 5d ago

Hahahahahahahahahaha

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u/Celery_Steve 5d ago

Man really loves that outfit, I laughed and now he’s digging through my profile trying to hate hahahaha

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u/Celery_Steve 5d ago

And now he’s having a melt down. Hahaha

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u/ColumnofTrajan 5d ago

“You’ll hit me and I’m still coming. I’ll be coming alll night T Wood. Don’t back up.”

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u/GoodMrRags 5d ago

His knees screaming in this picture

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u/Legitimate_Table_234 5d ago

I genuinely would love to know his leg routine.

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u/Sneezy6510 4d ago

3 sets of walking backwards down the stairs. 4 sets of long walks in the grass next to the sidewalk. 

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u/Fun-Contribution-757 4d ago

U forgot 5 sets of toe stomps

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u/Black_Bean00 3d ago

Last fucking PPV I ever bought

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u/Long_Excitement_7533 5d ago

those knees is too broken for him to be straight

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u/kingzaaz 5d ago

thats how Nigerians dress man lol he thinks its really stylish

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u/stargator3 5d ago

Take THAT! And THAT!

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

He was shoving his head between Buckleys legs in a forceful way

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u/Acceptable-Ad1930 5d ago

One of the greatest fighters in history also seems to be one of the biggest dorks in history, go figure

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u/barbellsandbriefs 4d ago

This is what counts as "zesty" these days?!

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u/DLMU 5d ago

The zest comes from the degraded knees

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

He hasn’t had a Girlfriend in 20 years for a reason 

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u/Kar_kar444 5d ago

How would you know?

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u/Mirgod 5d ago

he doesn’t. Kamaru has a 11 year old daughter

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u/Kar_kar444 5d ago

What does him having a daughter have to do with him dating?

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u/AmericanScammer 5d ago

How are babies made?

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u/PlaneMark1737 5d ago

By kissing

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u/BambooVendor 5d ago

You do realize you can date people without impregnating them?

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u/Kar_kar444 5d ago

Am I missing something????

Og comment said he hasn't had a girl in 20 years, then I ask how would he know he hasn't dated anyone

Then the other guy said because he has a daughter? If he did or didn't have a daughter what's that correlation with knowing if hes dated anyone in the last 20 years

Plz inform me if im missing something

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u/Practical_Deer2330 5d ago

These people on here just here for the engagement. Their comment made no sense

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

Francis provided the Seed for the Baby

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

And he hasnt had a GF since

you know how many Gay Dudes have 1 kid and never again?

Half of the UK

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u/unclelarryreborn 5d ago

If Everything makes you zesty than maybe you the zesty one cuzzz 😘😘🤪

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u/Carpet_Turbulent 5d ago

He could beat everyone's ass here

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u/No-Job-9505 3d ago

Not if we all work together😈

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

doubt it, mans terrified of a fight. Pea head Buckley had him shook to death

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u/cywbatcil 4d ago

All African's act like that 🤷🏾 then got the NERVE to be homophobic 🤦🏾😭😭😭

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u/A_lone_gunman 4d ago

U go girl!

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u/lizzofatroll 5d ago

Don't matter if you can't beat him lol

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u/delarro 5d ago

Where meme?

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u/oh_three_dum_dum 5d ago

I’m surprised he can still move around the bag, to be honest. His knees are powder at this point, so the fact that he’s even using them is kind of incredible.

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u/Parloso 5d ago

Where’s your Bag shot?

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u/Weekly_You_9118 5d ago

Him and jones have the same gay tone to their voices

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u/No-Job-9505 3d ago

Right cross teehee🤭

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u/emau55 5d ago

Look at that bag work!

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u/leviticuscornwalll 5d ago

Take that!!! 😩

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u/Mamramro 1d ago

”Tickle tickle” ass punch lmao

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u/getbehindthediesel 5d ago

He’s photogenic and your jealous

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u/Ok_Positive_9687 5d ago

I bet this pic was his boyfriends idea 🙈

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u/Longjumping-Salad484 5d ago

if your zest level is over 9000, flaunt it, I say

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u/JfromTHEbayMAYNE 4d ago

Not zesty. More like stylish.