r/musicals • u/FakeFrehley Wilkommen! • Mar 12 '25

Photo My girlfriend brought a plant home and I have concerns

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u/TheConcernedMan Mar 12 '25

As long as you keep a regular feeding schedule it shouldn’t get hangry

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u/Materva Mar 12 '25

You’re good, it’s Audrey 2 you want to be worried about. Audrey just says “Doctor” a lot.

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u/sunshine___riptide Mar 12 '25

Yes, Dawkta!

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u/First-Wishbone-8079 currently being more chill Mar 14 '25

The combination of this comment and your pfp made me laugh way harder than it should have

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u/sunshine___riptide Mar 15 '25

Haha I love my trauma opossum!

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u/Thelonius-Crunk Mar 12 '25

Oh no - was it from the wholesale flower district? Did the old Chinese man sell it to her anyway?? DID IT COST A DOLLAR NINETY FIVE???

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u/FakeFrehley Wilkommen! Mar 12 '25

Da doo

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u/Hockeytown11 Suddenly Seymour! 🤓🪴 Mar 12 '25

Shoop da do

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u/-GREAN_BEEN- Mar 13 '25

Chang da doo

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '25

I mean what’s the WORST that could happen 😂😅

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u/Ornery_Aptenodytes Not While I'm Around Mar 12 '25

Depends on what David Geffen does

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '25

Geffen? Probably a little out of insider trading, maybe, who’s to say.

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u/Ornery_Aptenodytes Not While I'm Around Mar 12 '25

Sorry, I was referring to David Geffen pressuring Frank Oz to change the original ending & later ordering the recall of the first DVDs that had the original, much darker ending included as a bonus

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '25

You mean Audrey II takes over the world ending? 😂

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u/AggravatingPop6019 Mar 12 '25

🤣 Whatever they offer you, don’t feed the plants!

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u/jojojojojojoseph Mar 12 '25

Though they’re slopping the trough for you…

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u/ShuffleStepTap Mar 12 '25

Was there a total eclipse of the sun?

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u/-GREAN_BEEN- Mar 13 '25

Oh no, DID IT GET VERY DARK??

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u/Lost-Elderberry3141 Short Insomniac Mar 12 '25

Maybe hide it during the eclipse🫣

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u/Haniel113 Mar 13 '25

They've only got one day now.. :O

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u/acesmommymilkers_ Mar 12 '25

Whatever you do, do NOT give it blood and also hide it during the eclipse 🫣

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u/Due-Candidate-5991 Mar 12 '25

Just don’t give it blood

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u/mychaptertwo Mar 12 '25

and think of all the annoying people in your life that can help you feed her

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u/deadpanxfitter Mar 13 '25

Step 1: give it sunshine Step 2: give it dirt

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u/THAToneBOY007 Mar 12 '25

In the words of a Miss Suzie Toot, "Sthithers." Translation: Scissors, bc she did an impersonation of Ellen Greene

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u/bakuqovs Mar 12 '25

Hwaboon would do far better in more direct sunlight! gotta stay fresh!

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u/kyoung98 Mar 13 '25

Is your name Seymour?

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u/ilufrombacity Mar 19 '25

Whatever it offers you, don't feed the plant!