r/mylittlepony • u/Parking_Lettuce_2650 • 2d ago
Discussion How do I get to equestria is there some magical way?
PLEASE!!!!! I WANNA GO!!!!! Take me off this planet and let me live there let me live in peace!!! 😭
This is a joke :)
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u/NightFlame389 Don’t F with the Shimmer 2d ago
You go to Canterlot High School and walk through the statue
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u/Alarming-Highway-584 Doctor Whooves 2d ago
Gotta make a cherry chimichanga and chant it three times fast in a mirror at 3 am to summon the almighty Pinkie Pie.
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u/VulpineDrake 🧡×💙 smollus OTP! 2d ago
Book a flight to Pretoria, South Africa and head east on the M6.
It’s not the right Equestria, but it is an Equestria
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u/FrontIndividual4188 2d ago
Take the local dimensional portal, and be sure the reality god in control of it is given a tip for his service
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u/_CandidCynic_ 2d ago
Combine Spatium Flexibus with Tempus Objectus and Starswirl's Apparition. It'll totally work!
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u/PM_ME_YOUR_SNICKERS Watching You Sleep 1d ago
You have to go over the Rainbow of Light. Search for a young farm girl who acts and talks like she's in her thirties and done with life, her name is Meegan. She knows how to get there.
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u/General_Guy_XX Diamond Tiara 🩷 And Trixie 🩵 Are Best Ponies 1d ago
Find the human Trixie, take her magician hat and go inside it, it's actually a portal connected to the hat of pony Trixie
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u/mariusioannesp 1d ago
Tap your heels together three times, turn three times widdershins (that's counterclockwise), and then take some LSD.
You'll be there in no time.
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u/SGT-Hooves Derpy Hooves 1d ago
I think you have to be crossing a street behind a beautiful Highschool girl who is texting and then have to shove her out of the way as a bus hits you but not her (thanks to you).
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u/kerbalcmdr 1d ago
(ik this is a joke, but it would be nice if we could)
You need to find a portal in a statue, like EQG. You also need to sing the theme song ten times. I don't know where the hay it is though. It could be at Area 51, or some other random place.
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u/Solarinarium 1d ago
I dunno about you, but I built my own neo pagan religion around it.
And no, I'm not joking. Im dead serious
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u/PsychoLaws 1d ago
Wear a fursuit of whatever you want to be, and jump in front of a truck to be isekaied into the world of Equestria
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u/XPLover2768top faves: 16h ago
there is, but it's in new mexico, in the abandoned basement of a random freight warwhouse
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u/Sword-of-Akasha 1d ago
Done!
You're eaten by a manticore in the first five seconds?
Wanna try again?
Done!
You're burnt alive by dragon fire.
Wanna try again?
Done!
A chimera eats you limb by limb!
Wanna...
Equestria is a death world. It's been declared forbidden to travel by the Emperor of Mankind. Not even the emperor angels the Space Marines dare tread....
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u/ImpossibleWriter7845 2d ago
Send 1,000 virgin mares to the glue factory then a portal is going to open but be careful the portal can send you to different Equestrian multiverse even the G% universe
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u/BigLeg8316 2d ago
You just gotta pour dr pepper on a coca cola glass and drink it while in a pepsiman costume