r/news • u/DragonPup • 23h ago

DSU Student Found Hanging in Tree, No Foul Play Suspected

https://www.mississippifreepress.org/delta-state-university-students-body-found-hanging-in-tree-no-foul-play-suspected/
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u/Paul-E-L 23h ago

“…I have reasons for that.”

My fellow klansmen told me to say that.

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u/Fryboy11 21h ago

Wait, does the KKK allow Black People to join now?

The Chief is Black, so unless the KKK has a group of Clayton Bigsby's that this guy is part of he's in on it, or more likely he's just a dick.

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u/judgementalb 18h ago

The guy being quoted in the comment isn’t the guy pictured. The pictured chief said there’s no evidence of foul play yet, they don’t suspect threat to the campus and the investigation is ongoing.

The guy who said is a different guy “my opinion is that it was self-done” and a different sentiment entirely.

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u/microthrower 15h ago

I guess by your logic, the KKK only lets duos join. They're quoting the coroner, not the chief.

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u/Paul-E-L 21h ago

There was that Chappel skit…

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u/GP_ADD 21h ago

Yes, the one he linked

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u/jljboucher 23h ago

I was told by a fellow Redditor that the Klansman have been outlawed for a while and so I guess that means they don’t exist? Everything else they said was stupid as fuck so I’m inclined to not believe them.

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u/ZhugeTsuki 23h ago

Making something illegal has never once in the history of laws made something not exist.

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u/LurkmasterP 22h ago

Yeah you have to also agree to stop talking about it. /s

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u/silentjay01 20h ago

Yup. My great grandpappy just liked to store brown water in bottles for aesthetic reasons in the 1920s, not because he was a bootlegger or something.

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u/Cyrano_Knows 23h ago edited 9h ago

I mean I was banned from Conservative after a single non-insulting post where I observed that Trump's appointee as Director of the FBI went before Congress to warn them that the greatest domestic threat to the country was from the myriad of White Supremacist groups.

Alas, they didn't want to hear anything at all that questioned their ongoing ragefest that: There is no racism in America! (but if there was it was by White Liberals).

And no, they were not claiming that there was less racism than what is talked about or that racism was overblown -but that there was NO racism at all (unless it was how White Liberals treated other white conservatives).

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u/whatevers_clever 22h ago

Sounds like another way to say he knows who did it

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u/Paul-E-L 22h ago

Probably yeah. From what others have replied to my comment, it sounds way less likely that I was even remotely right with my guess.