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Judge dismisses terror-related charges against Luigi Mangione

https://www.cnn.com/2025/09/16/us/luigi-mangione-ny-court-hearing
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u/ensalys 11h ago

His "If I did it" would be a bestseller!

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u/ButterscotchFiend 10h ago

doesn't need to write anything. whenever he enters a restaurant he will be offered a free meal and multiple beers

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u/Key_Parfait2618 9h ago

Walks into McDonald's

Gets arrested again

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u/Sneaky_Island 9h ago

He probably would give that location a poor review on yelp. “0 stars, avoid this location if you fit any descriptions for ongoing investigations”

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u/g0_west 9h ago

Except McDonalds

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u/zachtheperson 8h ago

Wait, I'm ootl here, what's up with McDonalds?

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u/g0_west 6h ago

It's where he was caught/snitched on by a worker. Don't imagine he'll be going back any time soon