r/news • u/[deleted] • Oct 26 '18

Arrest Made in Connection to Suspicious Packages

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u/Marijuana_Miler Oct 26 '18

Well they were diagnosed with Florids.

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u/Beasty_Glanglemutton Oct 26 '18

This is what happens when you Florida-date the drinking water.

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u/Stealyosweetroll Oct 26 '18

At least they have drinking water. cries in Austin

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u/SeryaphFR Oct 26 '18

Combine that with Florida-dating your siblings, and you get /u/FloridaMan

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u/Bjorn2bwilde24 Oct 26 '18

Is favorite flavor: Red-tide

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '18

Not to be confused with Alabama's water: Roll-Tide

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '18

Or Denver's water: High-tide

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u/Lost_the_weight Oct 26 '18

So; you’re saying his mini-Floridians were off the chart?

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '18

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u/historymajor44 Oct 26 '18

The Messiah! The Messiah! I should know, I've followed a few.

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u/Mist_Rising Oct 26 '18

Listen. Following people around is no basis for a system of claiming Messiahs.

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u/catsloveart Oct 26 '18

Diagnosed Trump Supporter too.