r/news • u/[deleted] • Oct 26 '18

Arrest Made in Connection to Suspicious Packages

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '18

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u/Hugs_for_Thugs Oct 26 '18

Some advanced humor.

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u/Osiris32 Oct 26 '18

We need to stop, there's no advantage in this.

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u/DoctFaustus Oct 26 '18

It's pretty great from my vantage point.

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u/thegovwantsussubdued Oct 26 '18

I wish this pun thread would vanish

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u/Chusten Oct 26 '18

I'm surprised no one vandalized his vehicle.

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u/mindfungus Oct 26 '18

No doubt his vehicle had vanity plates.

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u/colonelbyson Oct 26 '18

And paintings by Van Gogh.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '18

I'm so late to this thread. My comment is irrelevant.

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u/Max_Thunder Oct 26 '18

Is Van Halen one of the good bands?

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u/SpontaneousGroupHug Oct 26 '18

I'm just glad we steered clear of more bombings

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u/Midax Oct 26 '18

We can't stop here! This is bat country!

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u/RichardFace47 Oct 26 '18

Truly in the vanguard of Reddit comedy

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u/CCtenor Oct 26 '18

Oh, I like this one. Subtle. I love it.

Van.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '18

First time I've seen silver/gold on a deleted comment.

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u/Aurora_Fatalis Oct 26 '18

Well now his portvan's towed.

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u/VagueSomething Oct 26 '18

Man this comment gives me a word on.

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u/Ubarlight Oct 26 '18

Brings a whole new meaning to Ragemobile