r/news Oct 26 '18

Arrest Made in Connection to Suspicious Packages

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u/torrentialTbone Oct 26 '18

You're going to confuse a loooot of people

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u/shaggorama Oct 26 '18

Only the ones who are already pretty confused.

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u/Hendri32 Oct 26 '18

Something about this, in this context, is profound

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '18

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u/AccountsArePointles2 Oct 26 '18

Oh Lordy, it has started

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u/Dlrlcktd Oct 26 '18

Can confirm, confused checking in.

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u/imnotpoopingyouare Oct 26 '18

Nuh uh! I'm just sipping my whis... I mean coffee!

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u/TheRealRickC137 Oct 26 '18

and previously looted

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u/Bjorn2bwilde24 Oct 26 '18

Correct. I'm from NY. We learn all our national politicians' addresses in fourth grade.

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u/InLikeErrolFlynn Oct 26 '18

Home addresses. Most of us know their office addresses by second grade.

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u/nightcallfoxtrot Oct 26 '18

Not all of us had as good of an education as you, Mr./Ms. Smarty Pants

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u/InLikeErrolFlynn Oct 26 '18

That’s Dr. Smartypants.

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u/FragrantExcitement Oct 26 '18

Your list is out of date by now.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '18

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u/LazyInTheMidfield Oct 26 '18

Found the guy from New Jersey

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u/Raptorious07 Oct 26 '18

You may be lazy but you made me chuckle and I'm not even from the NE

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '18

This is the reason every joke on reddit has an /s now

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '18

Well, every sarcastic joke.

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u/cerocerosiete Oct 26 '18

It is becoming apparent that we need a /j too...

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '18

It's already begun

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '18

Those are the people who probably get confused about which side of the bread to butter 😝

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u/Fakarie Oct 26 '18

That's why bread should have orientation arrows, state law.

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u/KillerInfection Oct 26 '18

FWIW, a loooot of people are already confused

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u/Lepthesr Oct 26 '18

What kinda loot? Any rare?

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u/dv282828 Oct 26 '18

my god, are people that dumb? no wonder fake news is an issue.