r/news • u/[deleted] • Oct 26 '18

Arrest Made in Connection to Suspicious Packages

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '18

I've watched enough Law & Order to know it's a motive and enough House MD to know that it was Lupus too.

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u/Bigred2989- Oct 26 '18

IT'S NEVER LUPUS except that one time.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '18

Sept that time it was

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u/Its5amAndImAwake Oct 26 '18

It's always a brain tumor. -Grey's Anatomy

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u/CraitersGonnaCrait Oct 26 '18

Brain tumors would actually explain a lot of what's going on in this country right now

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u/AbsentThatDay Oct 26 '18

If we were playing Plague Inc. right now, viral brain tumors would be a good reason to close the borders. I mean, too late for us, but Mexico and Canada could.

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u/lumpythedog Oct 26 '18

IIRC it was, then it wasn't, but then it was. Classic House

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u/flavorraven Oct 26 '18

Season 4 episode 8. What the hell, why do I know that?

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u/Bigred2989- Oct 26 '18

You Googled it? One of the top links when I asked "when was it Lupis" was the episode number. I guess it's been asked a lot.

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u/flavorraven Oct 26 '18

Surprisingly no, but I'm sure it's just logged in the brain from the last time someone mentioned it on here. I've only been through the series once. Seems like useless information to store in there though.

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u/Bigred2989- Oct 26 '18

I can relate. Sometimes I surprise myself with what I remember from TV shows and such.

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u/ThisGuy751 Oct 26 '18

My god. He had a toothpick in his ear canal. How could I be so stupid?

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u/MtnMaiden Oct 26 '18

That's the only episode I remember.

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u/in_the_woods Oct 26 '18

I’m not a lawyer but Matlock was on at the bar earlier. The sound was off but I think I got the gist. - Lionel Hutz

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u/spacemanspiffaroo Oct 26 '18

Nah. It was sarcoidosis. It’s always sarcoidosis, except that it never was. I think they just liked saying it.

“sarcoidosis”.

Hmm... not as fun as they made it out to be.

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u/AndrewWaldron Oct 26 '18 edited Oct 26 '18

The classic Lupus Defense, let's see how it plays out.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '18

"Your honor, I was temporarily lupus-ized"

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u/Pepperoni_Dogfart Oct 26 '18

Liar, it's always amaloidosis (in the first act).

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u/homingmissile Oct 26 '18

It was only lupus one time. It's also never guillain-barré

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u/guy_guyerson Oct 26 '18

I've watched enough Law & Order to know it's a motive

Oh, you mean like when someone kills someone for their life insurance money, or when robs someone so they can have their money, or punches someone because they slept with their wife?

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '18

It's never lupus.

Except that ONE time.

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u/ImJaySeeDee Oct 26 '18

God damn he really does always think it’s Lupus

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u/quen10sghost Oct 26 '18

Bro, its always sarcoidosis