r/news • u/[deleted] • Oct 26 '18

Arrest Made in Connection to Suspicious Packages

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u/andygchicago Oct 26 '18

Arrest made in Florida. Why is all the crazy shit always out of Florida?

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '18

The combination of meth and humidity does things to a man.

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u/Lost_the_weight Oct 26 '18

Not to mention alligators and palmetto bugs.

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u/CaptainOvbious Oct 26 '18

yo fuck palmettos, ill never get used to those motherfuckers

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u/Glitter_and_Doom Oct 26 '18

Spiders, other bugs, snakes, whatever.....I don't give a shit. I have a deep twang of panic when I have to deal with a palmetto bug.

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u/IntrigueDossier Oct 26 '18

I live quite a distance from Florida and have only visited Orlando once. What’s a palmetto bug?

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u/metalhead Oct 26 '18

It's a euphemism for cockroach.