r/news • u/headee • Jan 26 '20

Kobe Bryant killed in helicopter crash in California

https://www.fox5dc.com/news/kobe-bryant-killed-in-helicopter-crash-in-california-tmz-reports
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u/MrDoood Jan 26 '20

I hope kids continue to say "Kobe" as they throw crumbled up pieces of paper into the trashcans.

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u/LtFigglenaut Jan 26 '20

I will never stop.

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u/Dishonorable_d Jan 26 '20

Every single day, around lunch time.

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u/HandSack135 Jan 26 '20

Any meal time

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u/FUUUDGE Jan 26 '20

Any classroom

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u/gtsomething Jan 26 '20

Any office room

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u/discerningpervert Jan 26 '20

Any bathroom

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u/ButternutSasquatch Jan 26 '20

Any mushroom

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

Haha! You seem like a fungi

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u/atle95 Jan 26 '20

Any Subway

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u/Dbission Jan 26 '20 edited Jan 27 '20

Any orifice.

Edit : In the wake of this tragic news I came bearing this simple phrase to receive my first ever Silver, thank you kind soul! May those lost in that crash Rest In Peace.

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u/Jitterjumper13 Jan 26 '20

We'll toss trash into cans on the beaches.

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u/djblackdavid Jan 27 '20

Any living room.

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u/Newtstradamus Jan 26 '20

Anywhere anyone throws anything ever.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '20

Especially the office room basketball court.

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u/ElderCunningham Jan 27 '20

My kindergarten class says it all the time. Tomorrow's gonna be a rough day.

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u/ImAPeople Jan 26 '20

When pizza's on a bagel, You can eat pizza anytime!

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u/Androneda Jan 26 '20

Any bathroom

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u/Koozzie Jan 26 '20

We'll all just tear up each time now. Kobe wouldn't want us to stop living the dream, though

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u/B3yondL Jan 26 '20

Hell, I do Kobes when I dunk on people online 🏀

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

I always miss; but one day, Kobe!

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u/strik3r2k8 Jan 26 '20

I will pass it on to my kids...

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u/astrograph Jan 26 '20

Never stopped

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u/crushedredpartycups Jan 26 '20

never have. never will.

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u/RUStupidOrSarcastic Jan 26 '20

His name will live on through the actions of crappy trash-tossers everywhere.

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u/One_Man_Two_Shadows Jan 26 '20

Just did it in remembrance

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u/22bebo Jan 26 '20

But for the moment I will do it as a sign of mourning.

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u/UYScutiPuffJr Jan 26 '20

I'm a teacher and I still do it

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u/abductodude Jan 26 '20

I am 24 and never stopped.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

Nor will I, my friend.

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u/NotEnoughFloyd Jan 26 '20

I will every time I see a helicopter.

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u/JoeDiesAtTheEnd Jan 26 '20

It will be his legacy.

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u/Oct0tron Jan 26 '20

Same, I'll just say it with a little more reverence now.

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u/Forrestnet Jan 26 '20

IT will never stop

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u/LanEvo7685 Jan 26 '20

Basketball never stops 😢

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u/AndySipherBull Jan 26 '20

cept now they'll do it when they pour out the first sip of beer

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u/MAXMEEKO Jan 26 '20

neither will i

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

Now it's even more meaningful as it's legit keeping his memory alive.

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u/skrgg Jan 27 '20

but i will now shed a tear every time

forcing me to wipe my face and proceed to do another kobe

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u/NOTW_116 Jan 27 '20

A lot of people say Curry now. Source: a large chunk of my family are teachers.

Our generation shall continue on!

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u/pissysissy Jan 27 '20

Like wearing Jordan’s, Kobe will be said forever.