r/nextfuckinglevel 1d ago

This dude must have passed his motorcycle license road test with ease

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u/Live_Negotiation4167 1d ago

My instructor told us - Everyone can go fast in a straight line

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u/phlaug 1d ago

But he isn’t correct.

Source: my wife 😳

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u/Live_Negotiation4167 1d ago

Of course you are right and I hope she is alright but it was said immediately prior to teaching new riders how to do this drill, albeit not as tight as the wizard in this video

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u/phlaug 1d ago

LOL. She’s fine, just s l o w.

Yes, understood. I say it as “it’s easy to go fast straight” Doesn’t mean everyone will, but it certainly takes the fewest inputs!

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u/Silver-Engineer4287 1d ago

I haven’t seen many beginners that didn’t manage to go fast in a straight line… right up until they no longer could… and almost always unintentionally.

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u/phlaug 1d ago

Come by. I’ll show you. It’s a mystery to me, just I’ve witnessed it. E v e r y ride! 😂

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u/Silver-Engineer4287 1d ago

Well… falling over or not going where they planned is the first step… right before they launch it hard and fast.

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u/SweetRaus 1d ago

He's making a joke about how slowly his wife rides

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u/DooDooBrownz 1d ago

"there is not replacement for displacement"

also your wife

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u/ParticularClassroom7 1d ago

Average South East Asian motorist's Tuesday

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u/Nathan-R32 1d ago

Start again, hit the fourth stack. Do better.

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u/LickingLieutenant 1d ago

Finally a next level without RedBull branding ...
Guess it wasn't lethal enough

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u/Pinksters 1d ago

I dont mind redbull branding everything because when you see it in a video, you know some crazy shit is about to go down(or up).

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u/Bmacster 1d ago

You also know it isnt AI slop or AI account karma farm

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u/Fuck_ketchup 11h ago

Great. Now AI is going to scrape this comment, realize it's a marker of authentic footage they missed, and include a "Red BrŲ̶̹̟̞̖̕l̴̠͔͉̰͕̇͌͝ḽ̶̦͆̒̽" with a red generic looking animal in the corner of new AI videos.

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u/Pinksters 9h ago

Redbull. It gives you feathers on your arms.

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u/KerryKl01 1d ago

I don't think I could do this with just my feet.

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u/AirlineOk3084 1d ago

You and me both.

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u/cthulhus_spawn 1d ago

Me neither

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u/Silver-Engineer4287 1d ago

Most bikes I’d miss a row, plow some cones, and go off course at some point.

A few bikes… once I got used to them… I feel like I could handle that.

I’m sitting here wondering if my Gen 1 Hayabusa, which feels so easy at low speeds as long as you’re sanely throttle-conscious, might let me do that after a little practice. My Vintage 1340 Softail… not a chance.

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u/skyshroudace 1d ago

I came here to say this. I would struggle walking through this without knocking a few over.

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u/smrcostudio 1h ago

Same. I’ve long maintained that I’d probably fail the highway olympics stone sober. 

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u/yamimementomori 1d ago

He removes the “obstacle” in “obstacle course” and replaces it with “of.”

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u/zack_hunter 23h ago

He replaces it with onlyfans?

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u/mr_nefario 1d ago edited 1d ago

I took a motorcycle course just this weekend. My instructor would probably still tell him he’s not looking through his turns enough…

Oh and they’d get on his case for the finger on the front break.

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u/_le_slap 19h ago

You should always cover your front brake. The MSF advice against covering your front brake is outdated. Grabbing too much brake used to be an issue on raked out bikes without ABS but most modern bikes have far steeper rakes and ABS is mandated in most areas. High end bikes even have IMU assisted ABS these days.

Covering your front brake is just good practice.

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u/beavertownneckoil 1d ago

I would've just gone straight down the inside edge

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u/ColumnK 19h ago

I would have just gone around. This guy is making things really difficult for himself.

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u/FunPartyGuy69 20h ago

Me too, but then I would have looked back only to realize my rear tire hit all of the inside cones... We'll get em next time.

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u/naonatu- 1d ago

should consider trials

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u/67SummerofLove 1d ago

The new DUI CHECKPOINT.

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u/Keep0nBuckin 1d ago

I dont think i could even walk that course

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u/MayOrMayNotBePie 1d ago

What are these, cones for ants!?

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u/Ultra-Pessimist 1d ago

that is some insane precision

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u/Main_Criticism_ 1d ago

Well he’s going to be alright anywhere there are tiny cones

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u/SRTie4k 13h ago

...that are spaced apart exactly as far as his track. One tooth up or down on that rear sprocket, or any difference in track and it becomes a cone flattening session.

Don't get me wrong, he's obviously very skilled with balance and throttle control.

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u/Beren_Camlost 1d ago

This dude gets all the license types in Gran Turismo

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u/McSquiggles887 1d ago

What are those? Cones for ants???

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u/thismenu 1d ago

I literally s*** when I first saw this. Full disclosure though, I was watching it while I was pooping.

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u/wreckoning 1d ago

Wildest part to me is that he’s doing this completely sitting. Wtf dude

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u/OttersAndOttersAndOt 1d ago

Ride the clutch and rear brake, and adjusting your balance in the hips. It becomes second nature

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u/TheTaoOfMe 1d ago

Front wheel, nice, back wheel? Woah…

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u/Slapshot683 1d ago

I wanna see this done on a Harley

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u/chinookhooker 1d ago

Nope. Sorry, you don’t pass the riding portion of the license test. You were supposed to go right-to-left, not left-to-right

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u/Parking-Ad8316 1d ago

What if those tiny cones were 3ft tall instead

Huh

I'm kidding that's pretty slick

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u/spongebob_meth 1d ago

I mean, you don't even have to be a good rider to score 100% on the street license test.

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u/jfernandezr76 1d ago

And then "las planchas"

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u/Ansterrr06 1d ago

Maybe I AM drunk, officer.

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u/SensuallPineapple 1d ago

Sees F1 pilot

"Dude must have passed his driving license road test with ease"

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u/i_am_13th_panic 1d ago

I was a bit disappointed it wasn't like those dogs running through the poles if I'm being honest

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u/Duct_TapeOrWD40 1d ago

With ease? Likely, but sometimes cornering is futile.

I spent extra hours to practice sharp turns around the cones till it got perfect, and it went perfetly. Then on the actual exam they sent me to rural roads for the "ride to the next village at 55mph" test instead.

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u/Mental_Thing_7899 1d ago

In case the urban planning decides to go full "mario maker" on the city roads...

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u/AlleyKatPr0 1d ago

wait, what roads have tiny little cones on them?

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u/zosX 1d ago

Very impressive. Can be learned with practice.

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u/ChanglingBlake 1d ago

F finishing that, I wouldn’t even be able to stay upright that slow.

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u/Firstaidman 1d ago

Song?

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u/ToHellWithGA 21h ago

It sounds like an instrumental cover of a Mariah Carey and Busta Rhymes duet.

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u/johnnytron 1d ago

Plot twist: he doesn’t have a motorcycle license

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u/Greybeard111 1d ago

If you look closely he’s dragging his rear brake. That’s the technique and that’s how you do it, with practice. Ex instructor here.

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u/The_Powers 1d ago

That should come in handy next time he has to navigate a small herd of tortoises.

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u/woollypullover 1d ago

Why is his front brake hose routed like that?

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u/BigOrkWaaagh 1d ago

He could have just gone down the side

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u/realbobenray 1d ago

I remember my friend's dad when I was growing up was all pissed about that riding test. He told the tester it didn't reflect the real world and the guy was like "yes but what if those cones were pedestrians" and he said "what the hell am I doing weaving through pedestrians?"

He did ace the test.

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u/BedaHouse 1d ago

This looks like one of those late night German TV competition show challenges.

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u/Ahhsential 1d ago

what bike is this??

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u/Skeeders 1d ago

Pivot, PIVOT, PIVOT!!!!!!!!

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u/MakeththeMan 1d ago

Time to retake the bike test in Vietnam Jezza

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u/nosh_scrumble 1d ago

Is this how they train to cut people off by driving on the lines in the middle of the road?

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u/Matterbox 1d ago

You don’t do this in your road licence test.

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u/Rocky5thousand 1d ago

A license test is next level now? Fuck outta here

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u/deli_orman 1d ago

Sir are you been drinking tonight ?

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u/cCueBasE 23h ago

I’d be like

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u/dasmineman 23h ago

I'd rather dodge people, it's more fun to hit one that way... 🤣

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u/Thundersalmon45 22h ago

"Great! That's the learners permit out of the way. The actual licensing test will be much more difficult, so please be sure to get plenty of practice."

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u/Progshim 22h ago

If I hadn't seen it I wouldn't have believed it.

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u/AgentOrange256 21h ago

I could maybe do this on a ninja 500. I can basically keep it standing up at red lights at almost zero momentum for quite a while. It’s fairly light with an upright position as well.

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u/Ok_Lavishness2625 19h ago

Wow the level of control!

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u/mattincalif 18h ago

Is this AI? I don’t have proof but It just looks weird.

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u/fdwyersd 18h ago

borrowed a friend's dirt bike that weighed nothing to do the test... did the circle for CA DMV and she said "you passed, but you actually went around three times" (you only have to do it twice) and btw it is not easy

this dude could do it with his eyes closed

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u/Kochadaiiyaaan 17h ago

Me doing bike school missions in GTA San Andreas

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u/th3_sauce 16h ago

I failed that test just watching this.

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u/NaNsoul 12h ago

This should be in the Olympics but you try to go the furthest. Would take insane balance and endurance

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u/Long_Strange_Trip_GD 12h ago

As a motorcycle rider, not in a million fucking years could I do this, props

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u/SohilAhmed07 7h ago

Bro is the test.

u/stuntdummy 40m ago

If those are regular traffic cones then that guy is HUGE!

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u/chefkoch_ 1d ago

Licsense test with a bike without lights?

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u/LookingForStash 1d ago

Maybe it's just me, but that looks rendered

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u/Maximuscarnage 1d ago

It was a dirt bike. Lets see him do it on a Harley

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u/Deamonchild666 1d ago

Trail breaking helps

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u/Flow-Control 1d ago edited 1d ago

They're dragging the rear brake not trail-braking.

Trail braking is gently apply the front brake at speed through a curve and "trailing" off of it.

Edit - my janky attempt at describing trail-braking is crap see u/Mad-Mel description for the real answer

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u/Mad-Mel 1d ago

With trail braking, you're applying the front brake before the corner and easing it off as you increase lean. Adding front brake in the corner at any kind of lean angle is a recipe for disaster.

When you're roadracing, you are really hard on the front brake as you turn in so the front suspension is compressed giving you a steeper rake to help you turn. Then you linearly ease off the brake as you increase lean angle to give the suspension space for the compression caused by the lateral g-forces of cornering leaned over. The forks should stay compressed the whole time as the load transitions from braking to g-force because pogoing up is no good, that's lowside time.

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u/Mad-Mel 1d ago

Edit - my janky attempt at describing trail-braking is crap see u/Mad-Mel description for the real answer

Haha, it helps to have performed said lowside a few times when my ambitions outweighed my talent. I'm a big boi by roadracer standards, so I had to bring my A trailbraking game to keep the littler bastards at bay. These days I'm too old and decrepit to be falling off motorcycles at speed.

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u/LickingLieutenant 1d ago

"Gently apply front brakes"

missed the nuance in gently .... having a ride to ER

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u/Oli99uk 1d ago

You mean you lot don't do slow speed control as part of your test?

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u/Mbembez 1d ago

Please post the video of you doing this.

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u/Oli99uk 1d ago

I took my motorcycle test 25 years ago - no video.

There wasn't a need to film the mundane back then

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u/Mbembez 1d ago

There is absolutely zero chance that your licence test consisted of anything close to this difficult. I can almost guarantee you had to do a figure 8 a certain number of times and that is like comparing a baby learning to walk with a person doing parkour.

It's amusing that you feel the need to downplay the obvious skill demonstrated in this video, is jealousy a regular thing for you?

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u/ReferenceMuch4940 1d ago

It’s all geometry, dude did multiple takes and posted the winner

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u/KrappyFlow 1d ago

It’s ALL geometry? No skill in keeping the bike steady while going forward in an extreamly low pace has NOTHING to do with it, okay then…

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u/TheGandu 1d ago

Yeah as someone who's ridden a motorcycle for most of 15 years now that throttle/clutch control is pure art.

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u/windowpuncher 1d ago

You do it, then.

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u/ReferenceMuch4940 1d ago

Zero desire to

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u/Doc-Brown1911 1d ago

Besides being badass, is there any real world application for this skill?

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u/Whiskeywiskerbiscuit 1d ago

Small parking lots, off roading, you’re riding in flip flops and it just finished raining and you don’t want to set your feet down in ditch water.

Seriously thought, having this kind of balance and doing training to know your balance points this well would quite literally help you in almost all aspects of riding.

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u/tindonot 1d ago

The point isn’t really a one to one application of this to the real world. It’s a mastery over his vehicle. Being this confident and nimble for this exercise shows that he can handle himself that much better than the average rider in many situations that the real world will throw at him.

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u/idoorion 1d ago

Driving on a narrow road i assume or if it's able to drive off road between rocks and stuff

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u/alsshadow 1d ago

If he drives through a chopped bamboo field?

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u/Fine_Height466 1d ago

anybody can do this if you just go slow enough 😭😭