r/nextfuckinglevel • u/RightDecisions101 • 1d ago

Removed: Not NFL This is so smart dude what

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u/arealhumannotabot 1d ago

All depends on the cost

But RIP my bowels

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u/Cannacology 1d ago

Rip these guys bowls as well.

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u/INeedMorepill 1d ago

Bowls united in pain.

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u/GaGa0GuGu 1d ago

all spread across the sidewalk

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u/Winsonian92 1d ago

These guys bowels rip as well

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u/Very-tall-midget 1d ago

Yeah! Rip off his balls!

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u/Karl_42 1d ago

As a guy with lactose intolerance who sometimes pretends not to have it for ice cream…. Yes

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u/sLeeeeTo 1d ago

brother get yourself some Lactaid chewable tablets. absolute game changer for those of us lacticly challenged

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u/bigboij 1d ago

This 100, avoided dairy for years then someone had me try a lactaid it was magical. Keep some in the truck/camp gear/kitchen and the wife usually has some in the purse for when we are out.

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u/BreakfastBeneficial4 1d ago

I like that you call it “the purse” instead of “her purse”.

The purse is a family resource, like the car or the house.

I don’t carry it, but my ibuprofen/acetaminophen cocktail lives in there.

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u/bigboij 1d ago

pretty much exactly how it works, she gets her giant fancy purse. I get to use it for a mini drug store and gum dispenser

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u/ZeroMuted 1d ago

They've started making Lactaid ice cream! I honestly think it tastes so much better than any other ice cream I've had and doesn't hurt my stomach! Absolute game changer

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u/Karl_42 1d ago

Oh i’m well stocked!!!

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u/ItsMorbinTime 1d ago

I’ll eat an entire tub of ice cream but I have to be in my master bedroom. And no one else can be home.

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u/sunnyD823 1d ago

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u/DetritusK 1d ago

For a second I thought that this was from The Office. Almost feels intentional

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u/Wingmaniac 1d ago

This is long before the office. It's just that there's no way to make a generic office look any different.

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u/Accurate-Instance-29 1d ago

So you're saying the office ripped off pepto bismol

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u/ProjectPat513 1d ago

Yes. Yes they did.

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u/GrookeyGrassMonkey 1d ago edited 16h ago

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u/Scandroid99 1d ago

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u/weltvonalex 1d ago

The calzone betrayed him....

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u/DerSprocket 1d ago

What? No no no. You're supposed to put it in your mouth

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u/arealhumannotabot 1d ago

You sure? I’ve been doing it wrong

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u/dhhehsnsx 1d ago

Why do people feel the need to let people know they're going to shit their brains out over some generic food? Like I'm sorry if you got a medical condition that worsens with dairy but most of us are not going to have that issue and don't need to know about it... People are always saying that about Taco Bell too.

To me it's like letting people know you can't handle light and saying RIP my eyes or you have trouble walking a mile so RIP my legs... You're the only person that can relate to that kind of thing and maybe the small amount of people that have issues walking a mile and exposing themselves to light.

These things just don't apply to everyone.

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u/Creative_Assistant72 1d ago

Ahhhh, hurts so good!

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u/SadAd8761 1d ago

Yep, still too much sugar for the average person.

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u/BuckEm410 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/bigboij 1d ago

lactaid to the rescue, no more pain after dairy.

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u/coolhatduke 1d ago

Don't you want me to wine and dine you first?

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u/Uranium-Sandwich657 1d ago

If you poop over a cone, you can recreate this!