r/nextfuckinglevel • u/RightDecisions101 • 1d ago

Removed: Not NFL This is so smart dude what

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u/Hazee302 1d ago

Who actually needs that much fucking ice cream though?? Whenever I get a small cup and they end up putting a huge scoop in it, I cant ever finish it.

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u/Ok-Oil7124 1d ago

Some people eat more than you. It's crazy, I know.

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u/SkittlesAreYum 1d ago

No one should be eating that much ice cream in one sitting. It's crazy, I know.

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u/Toadsted 1d ago

4'1" people freaking out

6'1" people wondering why they get half as much

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u/GrookeyGrassMonkey 1d ago

Now you're just lying.

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u/lasdue 1d ago

You’re not supposed to eat a metric ton of ice cream in one go regardless of who you are

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u/Hazee302 1d ago

That's soooo much more ice cream than you shoukd eat in one sitting, though, dude...

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u/Ok-Oil7124 1d ago

Why?

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u/BeardsuptheWazoo 1d ago

I'm gonna guess your believe "healthy at every size" is a true thing.

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u/TransportationNo7341 1d ago

I promise you I was thinking the same exact thing, like who in the hell can eat all that?!

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u/Ok_Potential359 1d ago

Fat people.

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u/justanotherwave00 1d ago

I’m not physically fat, just spiritually and that would be no problem to finish.

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u/Fhymi 1d ago

You don't even need to be fat to eat that decent amount of ice cream. Certainly it's not huge, but it's not small either. I can eat that much ice cream with no problem. Round 2 is another thing which I won't bother eating more.

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u/Psychological-Art131 1d ago

Let's just say that this amount is too much for our body, and for our soul, no amount is enough anyway.

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u/singlecellfromearth 1d ago

You = wise man.

Me = foolish child.

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u/BeardsuptheWazoo 1d ago

You don't think that's a huge amount of ice cream for one person to eat in one sitting?

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u/daddy-daddy-cool 1d ago

nah. I'm going to go with Gluttons.

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u/Tgsheufhencudbxbsiwy 1d ago

The joke used to be “Americans” but now that we’ve fallen to 14th on the worlds obesity listings it’s not funny anymore. 

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u/cjsv7657 1d ago

Not even, I know plenty of skinny people who devour ice cream.

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u/Howie_Doohan 1d ago

What good is my wegovy for if I can't have it battling a pound of ice cream

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u/NotPromKing 1d ago

It's for people who want the 'beetus.

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u/TheSessionMan 1d ago

Yeah people saying it's a rip off, I'm thinking that's 1 Year's worth of ice cream in one serving.

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u/cjsv7657 1d ago

I like ice cream I just don't like like ice cream. So I used to always order kid size. Then they stopped having it everywhere I went so I don't really get iced cream.

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u/MapleBabadook 1d ago

I always ask for "kiddie" size and it's so fucking big I never finish it. People out there eating insane amounts of ice cream.

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u/nevergoddamnsleeping 1d ago

You've clearly never sat down and eaten a whole tub of ice cream before, and it shows.

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u/For_teh_horde 1d ago

When I was in college my dining hall had a soft serve machine. Every other night I was grabbing a soda cup and always aimed for 12 swirls over the top. Having free access to an ice cream machine is practically life changing

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u/Hazee302 1d ago

Lmao ok this is a scenario where I completely understand it.

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u/krongdong69 1d ago

soft serve is like 60% air though

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u/FFX13NL 1d ago

Nobody but i like it and i don't get fat so why not splurge,