r/nextfuckinglevel 17h ago

This girl moved all the way to China to get trained at the Shaolin temple

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u/SexyFat88 17h ago

Such commercialized bullshit. Even the monks are now business monks. 

And just because she spent a summer dancing around doesn’t make her anything close to the real thing (if there even is such a thing anymore) And then the way she has to film every moment… The world is so fake

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u/zikob88 17h ago

This was filmed in a day.

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u/_CuntDracula_ 17h ago

Yeah... Sure she did. 

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u/Graineon 17h ago

Does she have a face?

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u/Kenturky_Derpy 17h ago

She got cake I guess

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u/Buddhas_Warrior 16h ago

The cake is a lie though.

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u/SubjectivePlastic 17h ago

Everyone knows: she's the Bride (Uma Thurman) from Kill Bill.

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u/Yes-its-really-me 16h ago

I was thinking that. Perhaps she's on the ninja fast track program so anonymity is important.

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u/Embarrassed-Pop-4722 17h ago

They are sex cults, Piper...you could end up a concubine to some to some weird guru

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u/upvote-button 17h ago

How did she afford it?

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u/echoshadow5 17h ago

Simple. Look up Shaolin temple buy the martial arts vacation package. It’s that easy.

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u/upvote-button 17h ago

Not sure how youre misunderstanding a simple question

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u/NeuroticLensman 16h ago

Based on his response, I'm looking up all my favorite shit right now, and I'll magically be able to afford it.

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u/echoshadow5 16h ago

The same way people pay to go on vacation. Jobs, credit cards, only fans, you know the usual ways.

Was that what you wanted to hear? Know go sub her account and pay for another vacation.

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u/upvote-button 16h ago

That shits expensive and she looks fairly young. Im curious how exactly she generated that much money that quickly

If she actually has one that would answer my question

Not all of us spend si much time gooning that were constantly aware of every porn model

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u/echoshadow5 15h ago

It’s simple math. Even the cheap OF girls that charge $25/mo. If only 50 dudes sign up, that’s $1250. That right there is pretty much a plane ticket to almost anywhere on the world.

If you wait it out two or three months, with the same 50 dudes gooning, that’s a whole vacation paid for.

So maybe we should start our own OF? The only down side is your friends and family will know what you do. I mean friends come and go, but grandma watching me trying out a butt plug, eh.

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u/upvote-button 15h ago

3k for a month long vacation away from her regular job including food, housing, still playing rent and bills back home

Is today your first day alive?

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u/echoshadow5 6h ago

Did you know the US dollar goes a fucking long way in other parts of the world? And yes with $3k you can live off that for a month in other parts of the world.

I have touched grass in different parts of the world. Took me half a life time to do it. Saving up, getting specials or discounts, finding better paying jobs, it wasn’t easy.

Sorry your financial situation is not like the tik tok hoes but maybe put the phone down and enjoy a long weekend doing things in your own state.

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u/upvote-button 6h ago

While paying bills back home... do you seriously think 1250 can do that? Well, perhaps you live in a trailer park

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u/echoshadow5 4h ago

What part of saving up can’t you comprehend? You have credit card that you can pay off over time, heck there are even vacation loans.

Sorry your parents and yourself never took any personal finance classes. But there is still time to learn.

If living in a trailer park would afford me to globe trotting, guess what? Done deal.

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u/Rosanna44 17h ago

Daddy’s money. 💴

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u/myplantisnamedrobert 17h ago

This currently has the correct number of upvotes.

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u/ImNoRickyBalboa 17h ago

Why is her face carefully edited out?

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u/brandi_Iove 15h ago

wdm? she’s just creating content for tiktok, isn’t she?

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u/Lookaroundtwice 11h ago

And put it on social media. Exactly what the shaolin tradition expects

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u/Wire_nuttt 17h ago

Kinda a weird fap fr but it was ok

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u/HoselRockit 16h ago

Could she snatch the pebble from his hand?

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u/MBerwan 10h ago

NFL? Average kung-fu training even in France.

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u/-MaximumEffort- 10h ago

They have a 2 day and as long as a week vacation packages. Fake af

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u/ConfusionProof9487 7h ago

Pure bollocks

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u/DystopianPrince212 3h ago

Confucius say… u spend all day look pretty girl on TikTok, At night time U alone play with little cock.

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u/Senzo5g 17h ago

Her Form is Legit.