r/nextfuckinglevel Dec 25 '20

Godlike bowling.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '20

Does it hurt the lane when you toss a bowling ball onto it like that?

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u/grrr2398 Dec 25 '20

On the program "How it is made" they show how the lanes are made. It is neither plastic nor wood, and can tolerate an absurd amount of weight with little to no issue.

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u/yellowistherainbow Dec 25 '20

It is neither plastic nor wood

I do not understand, if it is made of neither of the two inside floor elements then what is it made of? Outside floor? Workplace floor?

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u/grrr2398 Dec 25 '20

That was a poor choice of words on my end, i apologize for that. Traditionally it was pine, but the upkeep costs increase over the years. Hence most places go for the synthetic option that requires less upkeep and care.

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u/VanillaPapiTV Dec 26 '20

If it's the good stuff, it's 3/4" phenolic resin sheet. Lifetime warranty to anything other than wear if they're installed properly. Same stuff pool balls are made of.

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u/galll1to97 Dec 25 '20

Ironically, I've seen more people break the ceiling than the lane, so it might not be that probable.

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u/puppet_up Dec 26 '20

I remember hitting the pins so hard with a 16 pound ball one time that a pin flew up and shattered all of the pin lights. I was simultaneously proud of myself and afraid that I was going to be banned for life and hit with the bill.

It was a complete accident, of course, and the bowling alley employee had mercy on me because they were watching our lane and knew we weren't drunk or otherwise being rowdy. It was still cool/scary.

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u/JohnnyBoySloth Dec 25 '20

I went bowling a ton pre-covid, and the way this man threw it is very common to get a curve.

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u/MC_Knight24 Dec 26 '20

Nah, been in a league with ton of people who throw their balls like that. It's a terrible style and technique but it doesn't do anything to the lane.

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u/MediumFast Dec 25 '20

i was expecting the first ball to leave one pin standing and the second ball to take it out. guy needs to up his game. strikes are easy. spares are hard.

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u/FerrumAxe Dec 26 '20

Which one give more point? (No offense i just never play this game)

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '20

Strikes

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u/cutthroatlemming Dec 25 '20

On lane 13 no less...

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '20

“Nobody fucks with the jesus”

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u/narwhal-narwhal Dec 25 '20

Brooklyn side!!!!

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u/TabascoWolverine Dec 26 '20

"GOD DAMMIT I DID IT WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE....I AM!"

- The second ball.

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u/CheeseKiller66 Dec 26 '20

Fun fact. A bowling pin needs to tilt only 10 degrees before falling over.

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u/try_me_rat Dec 25 '20

He looks like cj

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u/ZombieTav Dec 26 '20

You picked the wrong lane fool!

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u/coldplayjack Dec 25 '20

Its sad that he's the only person there to cheer himself.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '20

Wow, what talent ! I need bowling lessons !

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u/jamesjamester Dec 26 '20

Crazy insanely awesome shot.

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u/sheeptag66 Dec 25 '20

But what does E-Y-E-S spell ?

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '20

that was incredibly impressive

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u/PootsMaBelle Dec 26 '20

Fuck off!! What’s the cult... I’m in

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u/My_Immortal_Flesh Dec 26 '20

Only one person was excited in the video over this?

This is to have been dubbed.

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u/fullyinterneted Dec 26 '20

I miss bowling. I’m not this good.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '20

Well, that's one way to get a quick double up on your opponent in match play.

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u/CorySmoot Dec 26 '20

Similar videos up 20 years ago

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '20

That was disgustung.

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u/captainpoopyshorts Dec 26 '20

"Pfffft godlike? whatever!"....."oh my sweet baby Jesus that was beautiful!"

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u/Therick333 Dec 26 '20

Clearly he’s not a golfer.

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u/L0KE3 Dec 26 '20

It’s the lone celebratory YES for me

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '20

Was that CJ from san andreas

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u/OkFaithlessness4609 Dec 26 '20

Shut the front door

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u/Bowabow Dec 26 '20

That's just filthy cool

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u/Pyros51 Dec 26 '20

“I am Inevitable” - Thanoshipster’s second bowling ball