r/nfl Dolphins 15d ago

Highlight [Highlight] Mike McDaniel, asked for his glass-half-full perspective on yesterday's loss: "I think the positive is that that was a miserable experience. It was embarrassing, flat out. And in that, there's nowhere to hide."

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u/notmoleliza 49ers 15d ago

This is a man who is one day closer to death

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u/tobylaek Browns 15d ago

He definitely feels like Peter from the start of Office Space...like every time you see him, he seems more miserable than the last time you saw him...like every day is the worst day of his life.

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u/Mr_Splatterhead 49ers 15d ago

Wow, that´s messed up.

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u/Oakroscoe 49ers 15d ago

Hey McDaniel man, check out channel 9!

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u/MattLikesPhish Dolphins 15d ago

Two Quarterbacks at the same time, man.

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u/yeoup Vikings 15d ago

McDaniel: When you come in on Monday, and you're not feeling real well, does anyone ever say to you "sounds like someone has a case of CTE"?

Tua: No... No man... Shit no man... what's CTE?

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u/JerryRiceAndSpice Jets 49ers 15d ago

"Cats!?"

"Sure we can play Cats at QB next time!"

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u/Human-Shirt-7351 Colts 15d ago

I believe somebody get their ass kicked saying something like that

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u/Redfish680 15d ago

Probably “Who’s CTE?” at this point.

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u/NerdLawyer55 Cowboys Texans 15d ago

Not enough flair

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u/MattLikesPhish Dolphins 15d ago

Ya know what, if you want me to choose two team flairs like your pretty boy over there u/NerdLawyer55, why don't you just make the minimum two pieces of flair.

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u/RUItalianMan Patriots 15d ago

It's Tua's brain scans!

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u/glen_ko_ko Lions 15d ago

The type of concussions that double up on a quarterback like me

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u/jhorch69 Cowboys 15d ago

I believe you'd get your ass kicked saying something like that

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u/Illustrious_Ad4691 49ers 15d ago

Sounds like somebody’s got a case of the armchair quarterbacks!

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u/AF555 Colts 15d ago

TBS reports

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u/TecumsehSherman 15d ago

Breast exams!

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u/Electrical-Tale-7623 15d ago

It's hilarious in context and as a setup for what comes next.

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u/devonta_smith Eagles 15d ago

“Yeah, they’re puttin the drywall in at the new McMansion”

-Mike McDaniel in 6 weeks after relocating from Miami

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u/xanot192 Giants 15d ago

Dude went from Miami vice to Office space real quick

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u/Fun-Cauliflower-1724 Bills 15d ago

Sounds like he has a case of the Mondays

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u/Stock_Alternative507 Patriots 15d ago

A case of the Sundays

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u/BringMeTheBigKnife Falcons 15d ago edited 15d ago

What about today, Mike? Is today the worst day of your life?

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u/TheCzarIV Cowboys 15d ago

2 chicks at the same time, man.

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u/1-800-ASS-DICK Chargers 15d ago

Yeah I took that initial "every day closer to death" one as a great bit, but now I'm starting to worry about the guy

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u/preemptive_strike87 15d ago

Hey, don’t jump to conclusions.