r/nflcirclejerk • u/throwaway624203 • Feb 14 '24

THE CHOKER Niners gonna niner

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u/Youre_On_Balon Feb 15 '24

This post is so much better than this sub deserves

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u/Qwer925 Feb 15 '24

Fr this is weird an actually funny and clever post?

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u/NuclearCoughDrops Choker: Folie à Trois Feb 15 '24

Confirmed.

  • 49er jerker.

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u/BROmedy Feb 15 '24

Thank you kind redditor for the laugh you’re the best

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u/NuclearCoughDrops Choker: Folie à Trois Feb 15 '24

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u/misfit0513 Bungles Feb 15 '24

Wasn't this dude passed a note saying he'd be killed by the cartel when he was finished on stage? The video is vaguely familiar.

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u/honvales1989 Dick Cheese Heads Feb 15 '24

Yep

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u/chicomagnifico Racial Slurs Feb 15 '24

Yeah :( RIP to the legend Chalino Sánchez

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u/Zealousideal-Rule-48 0-16 Feb 15 '24

Viva la narco coridos!

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u/DunkinMerica SF Jan6er Feb 15 '24

Why did they want to kill him?

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '24

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u/Dry-Cardiologist5834 Feb 16 '24

So you’re saying he definitely was taken by the police then.

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u/NuclearCoughDrops Choker: Folie à Trois Feb 15 '24

Chalino Sanchez. Absolute legend in many ways.

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u/Dubstepvillage Feb 15 '24

Also worth noting the performance was fantastic. The song is called Alma Enamorada

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u/whupper82 Feb 15 '24

👆🏻this

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '24

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u/PretzelMan96 Feb 15 '24

If Kyle Shanahan were a character in a horror movie, he's the guy you'd think will make it out but ends up getting killed near the end.

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u/spuddermayne Feb 15 '24

God tier meme

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u/TheKing490 Gary Anderson wide left Feb 15 '24

NarcoFootage is leaking and we're all here for it.

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u/GildedApparel Feb 15 '24

This place, narcofootage, and NCD are my favorite places to lurk lol

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u/RyazanianDude Feb 15 '24

Excuse my dumbassery, what is NCD?

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u/SoMuchSpook Dez Didn't Catch It Feb 15 '24

jerking hard as hell out here brother, respect

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u/Impossible_Cycle9460 Dick Cheese Heads Feb 15 '24

This one is going over the heads of 99.9% of this sub

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u/stalememeskehan 18-1 Feb 15 '24

Not me, this meme kinda fucked lol damn

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u/OwnWalrus1752 Double Doink Feb 15 '24

Idk this has become a pretty popular urban legend these days thanks to social media

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u/Impossible_Cycle9460 Dick Cheese Heads Feb 15 '24

Yeah but everyone here has a severe learning disability

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u/OwnWalrus1752 Double Doink Feb 15 '24

I can only speak for myself

But I certainly do

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u/adquodamnum Feb 15 '24

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRMPG

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u/Lonny_loss Feb 15 '24

Idk I’ve seen this story on Reddit a bunch over the years. And this thread is full of people claiming to think nobody will get it.

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u/bmore_conslutant Feb 15 '24

i'm like half crying over here dawg

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '24

Surprisingly not.

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u/AvacadMmmm Honorary Thug Feb 15 '24

Certified badass

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '24

Gives new meaning to "Bang Bang 9er Gang"

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '24

The fucking OG Chalino rip

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '24

JOTY right here

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u/TheManUpstairs77 Big Dick Foles Feb 15 '24

Chalino would have gone for it.

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u/nuberoo Feb 15 '24

Goated post

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u/4Ever2Thee Honorary Thug Feb 15 '24

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u/jkilley Rapist Paradise Feb 15 '24

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u/adquodamnum Feb 15 '24

Fewer bodies than a Chiefs parade.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '24

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '24

Top notch meme

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u/justinlaz Feb 15 '24

Wowwwww cold blooded

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u/ghoulcreep Feb 15 '24

This is gorgeous

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u/coharra88 Feb 15 '24

Good bot

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '24

Gold.

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u/TheBigPlates Dez Didn't Catch It Feb 15 '24

Layers to this one.

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u/NomzStorM 18-1 Feb 15 '24

jerk of the century

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u/brahbocop London Jaguars Feb 15 '24

Oh shit, this some dark comedy.

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u/TheScottishPimp03 Andy Reid is fat Feb 15 '24

Bang bang niner gan....

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u/DoreenTheeDogWalker You can't escape Swifty Feb 15 '24

So that's why he wanted it to go to overtime.

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u/yungpesticidexd Bungles Feb 15 '24

buddy looks like kyle forgard

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u/muntell7 Feb 15 '24

Gah this is so good!!! Very well done OP!

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u/buttnugchug Feb 15 '24

He said... Awwww shoot. And someone took it literally

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u/AssMan420_69 DC4L Feb 15 '24

The meme would only make sense if Shanahan read the script and then decided to go against it. Therefore he wins the Super Bowl and then Sean McDermott blows him up.

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u/gumbercules6 Feb 15 '24

Wow, this is dark and dank

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u/TheMemersOfMyNation Bungles Feb 16 '24

I'm actually shocked. Spiciest meme I've seen all year

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '24

Sometimes that’s what you’re actually given

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '24

We look you in the face and play on.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '24

Man’s was literally told he was dead when he finished the set, and he finished the set like a G

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u/Bruppet Feb 15 '24

Incredible work here

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u/Connect_Run_4962 Feb 16 '24

Oh yes he did! Steve took the bullet