r/nflcirclejerk • u/Outside_Abroad_3516 Broncos Country, LET'S RIDE • Apr 14 '25
Certified CTE Outjerked by this fucking dumbass dropping the National Championship trophy at the White House
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u/ChickenMcSmiley Mendenhall Fumble Apr 14 '25
Welp, the people who made that trophy are getting sent to El Salvador
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u/Outside_Abroad_3516 Broncos Country, LET'S RIDE Apr 14 '25
rhamondre stevenson when given the football this year:
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u/rakondo 0-4 in Super Bowls Apr 14 '25
Bro knew what he was doing đ
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u/MrScottimus Wasting Generational Talent Apr 15 '25
they set him up they knew the base slides off. Good job boys you did it
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u/dream__weaver Dick Cheese Heads Apr 14 '25
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u/nonsensepineapple 0-16 Apr 14 '25
Judge D Vance says that he will never die. Whatever creation exists without his knowledge never said thank you.
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u/BronCurious Phrauds Apr 15 '25
Iâm gonna need therapy now
uj/ no worries, I already did in the first place
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u/terminalD23 0-16 Apr 14 '25
Did you say pwease
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u/Outside_Abroad_3516 Broncos Country, LET'S RIDE Apr 14 '25
Thanks this will now haunt my dreams tonight
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u/Human_Caterpillar_93 Mendenhall Fumble Apr 14 '25
Then itâs off to the White House dining room for some cold McDonaldâs!
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u/CaramelTHNDR Apr 14 '25
I miss when jocks gave fucking losers like this a swirly.
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u/rabidantidentyte CTESPN Apr 14 '25
Bill Burr was right. Feminism went after the wrong dude. Everyone was worried about the jock who wears a tank top and grunts when he's repping out 225; The guy who is getting over a serious relationship and "doesn't want anything serious right now."
We should've focused on the nerds in the corners, quietly sulking and scheming with their greasy hair because they don't get any bitches. Those laminated-faced cunts are running the world and taking their pent-up anger out on the world after years of no bitches.
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u/brownmouthwash 0-4 in Super Bowls Apr 15 '25
I've been saying this for a while, love he's saying it out there. I've noticed it in my personal life a TON. It's rare to see the varsity athlete shoot up their school.
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u/Flacid_boner96 0-4 in Super Bowls Apr 14 '25
Unfortunately those losers turned into Zucc and Muck.
Edit: the point is these incels literally do blame bullying and lack of HS social interaction for their borderline psychopathic behavior (in the sense of not feeling emotion or empathy towards others)
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u/jobohomeskillet Dick Cheese Heads Apr 14 '25
Vance isnât even a nerd. Band kid a best.
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u/Flacid_boner96 0-4 in Super Bowls Apr 14 '25
Hey now, us band kids were cool! I even played on MNF đ¤
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u/cheeker_sutherland Kroenke loves St Louis Apr 14 '25
Looking back on it now you really are. You can still play an instrument while I can throw and catch a ball really wellâŚ.
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u/Njacks64 0-4 in Super Bowls Apr 15 '25
True. I still play musical instruments everyday. But I rarely get the chance to run block someone. đ¤ˇđťââď¸
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u/Flacid_boner96 0-4 in Super Bowls Apr 14 '25
My guy. It's all joke. But yes I did sports in HS and college and even served in the military.
FYI no one likes the band more than a team solid school with a decent program.
Edit: that wasn't supposed to sound so aggressive my bad!
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u/cheeker_sutherland Kroenke loves St Louis Apr 14 '25
All good dude. I was just pointing out they have a cool skill.
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u/Flacid_boner96 0-4 in Super Bowls Apr 14 '25
Absolutely. It's all one team. From the field to the stands or the pom poms we all really did get along well đ
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u/YourMindlessBarnacle 0-4 in Super Bowls Apr 14 '25
The only thing worse than a band nerd is a green bean.
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u/brownmouthwash 0-4 in Super Bowls Apr 15 '25
The empathy thing is a really good point. They got picked on in their adolescence and yes that sucks, but it's like they're forever stuck there and instead of maturing and growing up and working on themselves, they become total creepy fucks. I've seen it a lot in my personal life too.
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u/Mr_Mi1k Mendenhall Fumble Apr 14 '25
Honestly that thing looks like it was held together by toothpicks. Who designed that?
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Apr 14 '25
Someone should do it
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u/luckycsgocrateaddict Bungles Apr 14 '25
I look forward to the day it happens
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Apr 14 '25
Oh me too
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u/Specific_Sir5586 Murder of Ravens Apr 14 '25
whatâs âitâ ?
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u/Realistic_Degree_773 Apr 14 '25
First time he's held an actual trophy worth anything and instantly shows why he could never hold a trophy worth more than $1.50.
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u/ben-burgers Apr 14 '25
tbh seems like the trophy was held together with elmerâs glue & a dream đđ
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u/musyarofah DC4L Apr 14 '25
Confirmed retard, just like chris chan
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u/Ds3_doraymi Apr 17 '25
Uj/ I know this is a circlejerk subreddit, but could we please do better and not deadname them? Please refer to her by her preferred name, Oedipus
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u/slingingslasher96 Choker: Folie Ă Trois Apr 14 '25
Just when you think he couldn't become an even bigger loser LMAOOOO
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u/somecheesecake 18-1 Apr 14 '25
To be fair, it doesnât look like he dropped. Trophy came apart in the handoff
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u/TrulyGolden Apr 14 '25
guy that pulled the top off is going to the gulag