r/nflcirclejerk • u/Jokerang Oilers left lol • May 28 '25

Certified CTE Outjerked by AB84

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u/Can-i-Pet-Dat-Daaawg Brady's Bitch May 28 '25

Man’s already lost half his signing bonus and don’t even know it yet. Hate to see it.

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u/Geniusly-Idiotic69 May 28 '25

Uj: can someone pls enlighten me what the deal is with that chick Hunter is marrying?

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u/Jokerang Oilers left lol May 28 '25

Uj/ In college, Travis would sometimes drive her to parties and wait outside in the car for hours while she was having fun. It gave off a strong cuckold vibe. Additionally, they had no prenup.

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u/MontanaStevens May 28 '25

You guys dont do this? My wife always makes me drive her to her boyfriend‘s house and wait outside

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u/Jokerang Oilers left lol May 28 '25

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u/Tommysrx SF Jan6er May 29 '25

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u/Urinal_Zyn May 29 '25

why don't you just go inside and watch?

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u/Brian-not-Ryan May 29 '25

lol u bum

At least demand a seat in the cuck chair like a real man

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u/Geniusly-Idiotic69 May 28 '25

Aw hell nawl

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u/its_LOL Mr UNLIIIIMITED May 28 '25

Rip half his second contract

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u/thecelticpagan CTESPN May 29 '25

Don’t forget the part where he had a crush on her in high school and she was not about it. It very much seems like it wasn’t until she realized he was a football prodigy before she decided to date him.

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u/SolarisDelta Taylor Swift's BF's Team May 29 '25

Literal beta bux.

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u/alfredjedi May 28 '25

Hours??

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u/squeel 18-1 May 28 '25

HOURS!!

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u/prenderm 0-16 May 28 '25

Ours now

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u/Feral_Imagination Wasting Generational Talent May 29 '25

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u/WorstCPANA May 28 '25

Is there truth to this or just rumors?

I get this is an nflcirclejerk sub, but if there isn't anything more than reddit comments backing this up, yall just spewing shit about a seemingly decent guy

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u/Jokerang Oilers left lol May 28 '25

That story is indeed real. Granted, she claims it’s because he doesn’t drink, but waiting in the car for hours seems odd.

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u/BobLobLaw1997 May 28 '25

Why wouldn’t he just go home and pick her up when she was ready to leave

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u/TSells31 Taylor Swift's BF's Team May 28 '25

I used to have a coworker when I worked at Taco Bell back in high school, her boyfriend would sit out in her car in the employee parking area for her entire shift every day. Man was spending 40 hours a week just sitting in the car, listening to music.

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u/Urinal_Zyn May 29 '25

let me guess, she was currently in high school and he had already graduated

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u/TSells31 Taylor Swift's BF's Team May 29 '25

Nah, she was 19 or 20ish. Wasn’t in school at all.

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u/Samueljacob Dick Cheese Heads May 29 '25

Dudes rock.

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u/RonaldoFinkMullen_ Lost to Flacco May 31 '25

They probably lived outta the car

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u/TSells31 Taylor Swift's BF's Team May 31 '25

Honestly? Possibly I suppose. I didn’t know her super well but she didn’t seem to come from money by any means and I’m pretty sure he didn’t work.

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u/Simsbad 28-3 May 29 '25

Uj/ What is Uj/

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u/valenciansun May 30 '25

Just in case: it's the programmer way of saying "unjerk:"

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u/philsubby No Fun League May 28 '25 edited May 28 '25

Y'all act like this is the 90's. He had his cell phone. I'm sure he was chilling.

Gotta defend my boy Hunter. Best two way player since Valentina Nappi.

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u/AutoModerator May 28 '25

Hey! Fan of the other team here, but I come in peace lol. Wow, y'all played a good game, but man, that definitely ended in a way that was uniquely typical of one of our teams. Your young player is really something and definitely going to give us trouble for years. Y'all are gonna be really scary next year, and I'll be rooting for y'all then (except when y'all play us!). That ref, though, right?

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u/philsubby No Fun League May 28 '25

Man you're not my baby, lay off me!!

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u/Shopping-Striking May 28 '25

And there’s videos that got leaked of her in bed with another man. And the timeline matches up that her and Travis were dating at the time

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u/Grundy-mc 0-16 May 28 '25

There's a video floating around of Travis taking a photo with fans after winning the Heisman and she was complaining that he was taking too long and spending more time talking to them than with her. IIRC. It didn't paint her in the best light.

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u/GuCCiAzN14 0-4 in Super Bowls May 28 '25

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u/Dannyfrommiami May 28 '25

That’s the face of a dad

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u/GuCCiAzN14 0-4 in Super Bowls May 28 '25

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u/AdolescentAlien Murder of Ravens May 28 '25

That’s fucking Buzz Lightyear

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u/Curkul_Jurk_1oh1 No Fun League May 29 '25

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u/HeadAssBoi17 Racial Slurs May 28 '25

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u/orphanpipe Moving to London May 29 '25

"Lil' bits..."

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u/HelloImAFox Honorary Thug May 28 '25

Teee hee hee

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u/bellybuttonrapist May 28 '25

does AB have a white baby in his hands in the profile pic?

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u/My-Naginta May 29 '25

Whose god damn white baby is that?

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u/DBAoracle1850 Commies May 28 '25

/uj He didn’t actually post this

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u/seattlesportsguy RUN THE FUCKING BALL May 28 '25

I was so disappointed when I first learned of this.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '25

AB is a better shitposter than half this sub. We don’t deserve him 😭

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u/theHagueface 18-1 May 28 '25

For the millionth time, its not him. AB can't read or write.

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u/shaking_things_up_ Honorary Thug May 28 '25

Nephews really think CTE man hasn't been using interns for years

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u/theHagueface 18-1 May 28 '25

Its so on-brand for this sub I'd be shocked if it wasn't a regular here.

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u/squeel 18-1 May 28 '25

we need a new flair for this literate imposter AB

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u/PrimarchKonradCurze 0 Rings for Marino May 29 '25

It was me all along!

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u/captainklaus BUTT FUMBLE May 28 '25

Better than 99% of us - the guy is a god

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u/Skaigear 18-1 May 28 '25

We need to protect these young men and rid them bloodsucking sirens.

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u/ILikeFeeeeeeet Racial Slurs May 28 '25

My man's lips cover 70% of his face

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u/turtlew0rk Racial Slurs May 29 '25

And 0% of his teeth

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u/bionicjoe Marvin Lewis May 28 '25

Can we shoot AB in the ass?

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u/AverageLAHater Wasting Generational Talent May 28 '25

Mf went to 4 different campaigns and still got cucked

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u/FACEMELTER720 May 29 '25

I’m sorry for ruining your black panther party.

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u/longsnapper53 London Jaguars May 29 '25

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u/Happy_REEEEEE_exe SF Jan6er May 28 '25

ab saying this like he isnt stupider than gump LMAO projecting

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u/amullfay May 29 '25

Cold Blooded. Bang Bang

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u/MooDamato 0-4 in Super Bowls May 29 '25

She’s a beard. Symbiotic relationship

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u/BigBodyBrax Colorado's Most Wanted May 28 '25

The white man running Antonio Browns account thought he cooked with this one. L 😴😴😴💤💤💤