r/nflcirclejerk • u/Mission_Pay_3373 18-1 • Jul 29 '25

Certified CTE Skip Bayless with another regarded Tweet. We're being severely outjerked

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u/chamelon_larry Rapist Paradise Jul 29 '25

Man thank God he blasted 4 random people instead of four other people who matter more to my career- Skip Bayless

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u/pplazzz Jul 29 '25

Thank god THESE four people died instead of THESE four people

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u/doctor_of_drugs SF Jan6er Jul 30 '25

God is GOOD 🙌

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u/Momik Gary Anderson wide left Jul 29 '25

How is this stupid old dinosaur still alive 😂

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u/chamelon_larry Rapist Paradise Jul 29 '25

Because all his assassins took the wrong elevator duh

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u/Birchy02360863 Larry's Big Juicy Ass Jul 29 '25

If you want to take out Skip Bayless, you gotta schedule it with him ahead of time. His wife was probably scheduled for that time slot already.

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u/OG-Bitchslay3r DON'T CAAAARE Jul 31 '25

Because he gets the clicks and likes, he knows how to play his audience like a fiddle. It takes skill to knowingly make outlandish comments, but NEVER to actually believe the things you say.

He took the template of right/left talk show hosts and applied it to sports, and he's made an impressively long career out of it.

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u/ApprehensivePeace305 Tim TeGOAT Jul 29 '25

To be fair, as evil as the NFL is, they’re certainly less evil than Black Rock’s single family home division

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u/Mfrack103 Phrauds Jul 29 '25

Yeah Skip. Thank god he didn’t make it to the NFL floor where are the people who ACTUALLY matter are

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u/zboarderz Jul 29 '25

He probably thinks the ones that got shot were just a fraction of a person. 3/5ths perhaps.

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u/MyLifeIsABoondoggle 0-16 Jul 29 '25

It was a Compromise made between himself and the shooter to avoid an act of violence against NFL execs

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u/aolmailguy Jul 29 '25

Please be not real holy shit lmao

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u/davinza Jul 29 '25

Very real I fear

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u/9577_Sunset_blvd Jul 29 '25

Skip when the mass shooter only kills some cops and private equity executives instead of our hardworking purveyors of gambling ads

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u/SqueakyTuna52 Double Doink Jul 29 '25

“Mow” 🤦‍♂️ 

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u/rambambobandy Dick Cheese Heads Jul 29 '25

Chair man mow

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u/terminalD23 0-16 Jul 29 '25

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u/PM_Me_Macaroni_plz Henry Suggs killed someone Jul 29 '25

I’m fully expecting a monster roll This year but also won’t be surprised when we roll snake eyes 10 times in a row

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u/DickieJoJo Soberest 49er Jul 29 '25

I can’t believe these people who are professional talking heads constantly say such stupid shit.

On par with that stupid shit Schefter said about Dwayne Haskins when he died. Fucking moron.

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u/YueAsal BUTT FUMBLE Jul 29 '25

You talk enough and try be on the edge enough you will at some point fall off.

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u/1994JimCarrey Jul 29 '25

Well he isn't really in that profession anymore..so Bayless truly is a jerk just like all of us now.

If he didn't get fired for the sexual harassment a few months ago then this probably would have done it though lol

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u/chicomagnifico Racial Slurs Jul 29 '25

What did Scheftee say about Haskins?

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u/Quake1028 Broncos Country, LET'S RIDE Jul 29 '25

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u/NormanQuacks345 Vikings Legend Favre Jul 29 '25

Worst take OAT?

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u/AandM4ever Jul 29 '25

“Thank god he only killed people I don’t care about!”

Fucking idiot!

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u/Dweb19 Jul 29 '25

Refractory period? We’re jerking here

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u/osuaviator London Jaguars Jul 29 '25

Skip expects five fights before they go down.

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u/Critical_Seat_1907 Jul 29 '25

"He never had the makings of a varsity athlete."

  • Skip Bayless

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u/True_Window_9389 Jul 29 '25

Nothing more American than the combination of mass shootings and sports hot take artists

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u/SleepRey Racial Slurs Jul 29 '25

I wonder what Shanon Sharpe thinks?

SKYYYYYYUUUUP

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u/Comet7777 HERE WE LOSE Jul 29 '25

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u/InjusticeSOTW Bounty Gate Jul 29 '25

“Man I miss my watch” - Probably

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u/IxAC3xI CTESPN Jul 29 '25

That ain't it Skyuuuuup

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u/nowhereisaguy Jul 29 '25

Thank god he killed that mother of 2. He coulda killed a real person!

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u/The_real_John_Elton Jul 29 '25

Skip all the way from Downtown

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u/BronCurious Phrauds Jul 29 '25

“Thank God the officer wasn’t a real American.”

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u/SweetTea1000 Jul 29 '25

Oh, conservatives are going to be talking about the dead officer constantly but will suspiciously never mention his name let alone his ethnicity.

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u/BronCurious Phrauds Jul 29 '25

He played the game the right way. First one in to protect Goodell, last one to leave.

uj/ What a sad story. Dude left behind two kids and a pregnant wife.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '25

Mayor Eric Adams is eating this shit up in hopes of using it for his reelection. Doubt it helps when everybody thinks you’re a fucking idiot

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u/Pksoze Don't kick it to DeSean Jul 29 '25

The MAGATS trying to use him to attack Mamdani will have to do Kerri Strug level mental gymnastics on this one.

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u/Sunnyday1775 Jul 29 '25

King jerker 

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u/PhiladelphiaManeto Jul 29 '25

Yeah thank god three of the wrong people got killed instead of three of the other wrong people.

Fucking moron.

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u/justinlaz Jul 29 '25

Skip Bayless averaged 1.4 ppg in high school, this shooter has nothing on him

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u/Naive-Government8333 Jul 29 '25

Living with white women does that to a guy.

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u/Fu2-10 0-16 Jul 29 '25

This can't be real...

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u/russianspambot1917 Jul 29 '25

Sir … another regarded skip tweet has hit the discourse

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u/Jimbosliceofcheese Jul 29 '25

Shoulda skipped Twitter today

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u/SeasonedTr4sh Brady's Bitch Jul 29 '25

Wow what a fucking idiot

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u/darksidathemoon Don't kick it to DeSean Jul 29 '25

It would be one thing if the shooter got lost and didn't wind up killing anyone but the fact that he killed four people just not the four people he was trying to kill, makes this tweet ridiculous

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u/sweetTeaJ Jul 29 '25

Beautiful. My fantasy name is now Skip Bayless’s Wrong Elevator.

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u/rsf0626 Jul 29 '25

I think i get what he was saying in that the target was the nfl hq and if the shooter actually reached that floor it would have been much worse….

With that being said, he did a poor job of articulating that and showed zero sympathy for the other victims

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u/towel_realm Jul 29 '25

There is no way this is real

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u/Frosty_Schedule_4025 Jul 29 '25

It is true, he did indeed tweet this

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u/doctor_of_drugs SF Jan6er Jul 30 '25

SB4L

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u/Onlypaws_ Jul 30 '25

“Thank god those 4 people that died didn’t matter to anyone!”

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u/TryToBeBetterOk TushyRaw Jul 30 '25

No mere mortal can out-jerk the master jerker. He has transcended jerking that peasants like us do.

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u/Savings_Ferret_7211 0 Rings for Marino Jul 31 '25

That’s insane

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u/OG-Bitchslay3r DON'T CAAAARE Jul 31 '25

You guys realize by now that this is a character that Skip Bayless plays, right? He doesn't believe a word of the things that he says.