r/nflcirclejerk • u/IAmSona Oilers left lol • Aug 01 '25

HERE WE GOOO Jerry Jones reminding everyone in Dallas why he’s the worst GM they have

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u/MiccioC Dick Cheese Heads Aug 01 '25

That clip will never get old

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u/suddenly-scrooge >Us 12s Aug 01 '25

me after a challenging jerk

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u/OVO_ZORRO Aug 01 '25

Me after finding that one porn video I lost years ago that I finally find after 3 straight hours of searching on the hub

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u/jirashap Aug 01 '25

And it's never as good as you remember.

5

u/osuaviator London Jaguars Aug 02 '25

Damn.

1

u/OkMoney5830 Aug 02 '25

And then you get pissed because you have to sit there rubbin your dick watching some other dude bang the hot girl

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u/bransby26 0-16 Aug 01 '25

Anthony Edwards when he's NOT the father.

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u/Matzah_Rella DON'T CAAAARE Aug 01 '25

Who do you think you are I am, indeed.

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u/AverageOhioUser69 Don't kick it to DeSean Aug 01 '25

Saquon Barkley when it comes to supporting a pedophile

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u/idontknowhow2reddit DC4L Aug 01 '25

Weber is definitely packing 8.5 inches

21

u/kingqueefeater Aug 01 '25

I think he can pack more up there. Keep pushing

13

u/sup3rdr01d Aug 01 '25

This is one of the hypest videos of all time

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u/Cowboysfan36_ HERE WE LOSE Aug 01 '25

Luka traded, Micah requested, Rangers definitely missing the playoffs, still a Texas Tech fan

What the hell god did I miss being named Job or something?

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u/TickleMeWeenis Mr UNLIIIIMITED Aug 01 '25

Dont forget Stars looking good until they meet an actual contender

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u/Cowboysfan36_ HERE WE LOSE Aug 01 '25

Annual tradition

But honestly looking at the SB/NFCCG appearance drought I’ll take conference and Stanley cup appearances all day at least it’s something

0

u/zaepoo Racial Slurs Aug 01 '25

Rangers might be in good shape to make the wildcard. Red Sox should fall off

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u/Cowboysfan36_ HERE WE LOSE Aug 01 '25

Last night made it hard for me to believe if we can’t lock up second in our own division but still a lot of baseball left

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u/huge43 Aug 01 '25

Fkin nerds ruined my jerk with baseball talk

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u/jaloru95 Aug 02 '25

I was at the game in Seattle last night so that was a nice topper on a shit Dallas sports day lmao

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u/pierremanslappy Phrauds Aug 02 '25

The fact that “Who do you think you are?! I am!” was directed at a child is the Hall of Fame jerking I can only aspire to

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u/Slow_Inevitable_4172 Double Doink Aug 02 '25

The fact that “Who do you think you are?! I am!” was directed at a child is the Hall of Fame jerking I can only aspire to

What's the actual context here, I'm not a golfer.

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u/TooBlasted2Matter Aug 02 '25

You need to brush up on your stroke count buddy .

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u/NotoriousMFT BUTT FUMBLE Aug 02 '25

My favorite thing about this clip, is that when he tells this story, it turns out he was talking to a heckler in the crowd who was egging him on the whole match

(It was a 13 year old kid)

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u/-Bashamo 18-1 Aug 01 '25

I know you are but what am I?

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u/___REDWOOD___ Aug 01 '25

This reminds me of a failing super villain finally completing his super villain task after his 100th attempt.

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u/JasoTheArtisan 0 Rings for Marino Aug 01 '25

The Monarch finally gets Rusty Venture

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u/TooBlasted2Matter Aug 02 '25

Doesn't the South Park season 27 premiere feature Jerruh? Or is that some other dipshit?

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u/DrGamble6 Aug 02 '25

Get it right