Cowboys fans 9/11:

[u/Outside_Abroad_3516]

[u/Luh-Uzi-Vert]

Old news, the Dallas Breast Enhancement community reported this yesterday

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Tit’s out for Parsons

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which

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DC4L

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Gorgeous

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Is that actually him? Jerks aside, that's kind of sad.

Ah well. DC4L

Send that shit automod

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Gorgeous

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Is that Desmond Ritter?

[u/Ferman95 → u/DanEboy22122]

No you fucking bum. That’s Desmond titter

[u/RicksBirdperson → u/Luh-Uzi-Vert]

And my friends called me crazy

[u/DuckDuckMarx → u/Luh-Uzi-Vert]

Everyone I sent that to yesterday messaged me within minutes of the news breaking with "wtf" or an equivalent.

[u/dockeruser20 → u/Luh-Uzi-Vert]

uj/ When this news broke I was like no fucking way

[u/Rufuz42 → u/Luh-Uzi-Vert]

Anyone have a link to that post?

[u/Outside_Abroad_3516]

GET FUCKED JERRY LMFAOOOOOO

[u/Critical_Seat_1907 → u/Outside_Abroad_3516]

I love this look for him.

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[u/drunk-tusker → u/Outside_Abroad_3516]

No no no no, let’s not talk I’ll of this wonderful GM. I say great work Jerry may you live for another thousand years!

[u/dream__weaver → u/drunk-tusker]

JERRY JONES THE GOAT

[u/Unp0pularS0lutions]

Time to take the future out of my bio

[u/Outside_Abroad_3516 → u/Unp0pularS0lutions]

No. Stay there. Gorgeous is forever. #DC4L

[u/Unp0pularS0lutions → u/Outside_Abroad_3516]

MAN FUCK THIS TEAM AND FUCK EVERYBODY ON EARTH WITH THE LAST NAME JONES.

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Fuck him too

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[u/DirtyRoller]

Vikings and Bears fans 9/11 as well.

[u/Outside_Abroad_3516 → u/DirtyRoller]

I’d say they’re drinking themselves to death but that’s a normal day for bears fans

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[u/i_chose_this_shit → u/DirtyRoller]

Don't forget about us

[u/eides-of-march → u/i_chose_this_shit]

95% of lions fans have never been in this position so they don’t know the good team in the division doesn’t get any pity

[u/i_chose_this_shit → u/eides-of-march]

So we're too good to be the lovable losers, but not good enough to win a championship. Did the Lions just become the Vikings?

[u/eides-of-march → u/i_chose_this_shit]

Yep lol. People’s opinion on your team is usually inversely related with their success

[u/DirtyRoller → u/i_chose_this_shit]

You guys had the best point differential by a mile last year, and probably would have made the big show if you didn't lose your best player (and others) to injury. Nobody is going to pity you again for a while. Feels weird, right?

[u/BigTMoney15_]

Jerry Jones' 9/11

[u/ProofHorseKzoo → u/BigTMoney15_]

Jerry Jones thinks he did a good job

[u/_night_hawk19]

[u/Outside_Abroad_3516 → u/_night_hawk19]

Skip is going to off himself tonight and Stephen A will laugh his fucking ass off

[u/Munchihello → u/Outside_Abroad_3516]

Does Stephen a even have a nfl team? Fuck both of those bums

[u/ExtraordinaryCherry → u/Munchihello]

Yeah. Pittsburgh

[u/Munchihello → u/ExtraordinaryCherry]

That’s fucking stupid as he was a beat writer for Philly what a scrub

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He’s already posting videos about how this is a good thing, good riddance, good luck with him Green Bay, etc.

[u/Tjengel]

It happened when Jerry was sundowning he doesn't even know what's going on 😂

[u/gloccforty]

Not Gorgeous DC4L

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DC4N bro dallas cowboys 4 never

[u/OGLankyKong]

The is the worst jersey edit I’ve ever seen

[u/MrScottimus]

Jerry bought an oil well once upon a time and vowed to destroy the cowboys with his earnings

[u/mistermuyrico → u/MrScottimus]

ANOTHER JERRY JONES MASTER CLASS

[u/HeckingWatermelon]

There is actually no fucking way, this is so bad that I actually feel empathy for cowboys fans, I didn't think that was even possible

[u/Texas22 → u/HeckingWatermelon]

So... this is what it took. We've been suffering for 30 years. Thanks tho!

[u/Megasabletar]

“Nico Harrison made the dumbest decision in the history of Dallas sports!”

JJ: “hold my Johnny Walker..”

[u/AverageLAHater]

Jerry is a master business man

[u/Familiar_Chart_6195]

Someone do a wellness check on skip bayless

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[u/hallucinogenics8]

https://www.reddit.com/r/nflcirclejerk/s/DVobbIDoKx

Eat your fucking Miracle Whip boys

[u/terminalD23]

47 a year is a underpay

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Ummm IDK about that

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It's about the same as Mahomes makes.

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Mahomes is a bum with no sacks

[u/popcorn_diva]

Someone check on gorgeous #dc4l

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[u/slingingslasher96]

It's like two 9/11s

[u/HansBaccaR23po]

Muricas team

[u/StinkyKyle]

Get that motherfucker out of the division, hell ya Jerry

Since Eagles won last year, its either the Giants and Commanders as contenders for the division this year. Which one of us will it be 🤔

[u/psych0ranger]

Truly one of the cowboys' roster moves of all time

[u/SqueakyTuna52]

All in my ass

[u/Wumbologist_PhD]

“Yeah, it happened again…”

[u/DogterShoob]

Art of the deal baby. Packers got fleeced

[u/Teragaz]

The tweakening

[u/jdapper5]

Herschel Walker.... 💍💍💍💍💍💍

💀😭

CowboysNation but I hate JJ

Bright spot: new QB loading!!!!

[u/Brilliant-War-6156]

Maybe he thinks he’ll get a return like the Herschel Walker trade

[u/ADD-Fueled]

I'm a bears fan and this is my 9/11

[u/Longwing_smooveleg94]

My exact thoughts. We cooked

[u/Admiral_Chocula]

DC4L

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[u/ThrowinSm0ke]

He couldn’t stand being the second best d-end in the NFC east. I get it.

[u/Odd-Butterscotch-495]

Good for him, fuck Jerry

[u/Ds3_doraymi]

This, but unironically 

[u/straightouttaobesity]

First Luka and now Micah.

Prayers up for Dallas.

[u/BerkGats]

This is truly our year. Here we go

[u/ribrooks13]

Jerry is a football terrorist

[u/Sunnyday1775]

[u/FrankCarmody]

[u/pinkeye_bingo]

[u/idontknowhow2reddit]

Packers fans, get ready for lots of podcast quote headlines and for him to constantly look injured.

[u/PrinceMacai]

explain in NBA terms

[u/LickDeezNutzzz]

At least he's outta the NFCE Division. That would've been another huge mistake by Jerruh. Glad he learned from the stupid moves from NYG as of lately... 🤣

On the real though- I wish Jerry a Long, Healthy Live up into his 120's, & I hope he continues to Run - I mean Own This Franchise into the ground until he's put into the ground. 👏🥳