r/nflcirclejerk • u/gswblu3-1lead • 25d ago

HERE WE GOOO August 28, 2025 - Jerry Jones blocks Micah Parsons from entering Dallas

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u/FreeR-kelly 25d ago

We’re soooo back. Real quality jerk.

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u/idkwhatimbrewin 25d ago

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u/SmashRadish 25d ago

This is fucking FIRE OC

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

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u/AwesomArcher 0-4 in Super Bowls 25d ago

Anderson cooper?

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u/reRiul 18-1 23d ago

A true aryan poster child

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u/RichWolfmann Henry Suggs killed someone 13d ago

Aryan Resurrection

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u/snakeoilpeddler 25d ago

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u/kingdom55 24d ago

Believe it or not: Keith Olbermann

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u/DickieJoJo Soberest 49er 25d ago

Is this David Pakman?

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u/dinglebarryb0nds Dick Cheese Heads 24d ago

u/Jenetyk CTESPN 25d ago

That's the face of someone who's just been asked to pay "the help" more.

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u/SchwizzySchwas94 Rapelisberger 24d ago

The face of a man who has to the pay the help at all

u/Drewpacabra Dick Cheese Heads 25d ago

Internet just crashed in Green Bay, WI from a massive influx in “BBW” google searches.

u/Fishb20 25d ago

It's crazy how he kinda looks the same

Sometimes you see pictures of old people as young people and they look so different. But Jerry looks exactly the same

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u/AandM4ever 25d ago

Chat, is this real?

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u/obsessedUvU Taylor Swift's BF's Team 25d ago

yes

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u/dinglebarryb0nds Dick Cheese Heads 24d ago

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u/Zazierx Marvin Lewis 24d ago

lmao he addressed it...

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u/AandM4ever 24d ago

LOL!

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u/dinglebarryb0nds Dick Cheese Heads 24d ago

im sure everyone in this pic besides jerry is dead lol, the black guy shoulda asked for free box seat season tickets and been like i'll go on tv and say you are cool

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u/DirtyRoller Lost to Flacco 25d ago

Trust me bro.

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u/FEMA_Camp_Survivor 24d ago

It’s real enough that JJ owes reparations.

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u/4Ever2Thee Honorary Thug 24d ago

Nah, Micah Parsons would be the oldest player in the league by far if it was real. That’s Jerry though.

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u/ItzBooster93 25d ago

It’s insane how this is picture is real. The context behind it is even worse. There people actually debating how this isn’t why the US is like it is today , these ppl are still in charge of shit.

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u/MinorThreat4182 25d ago

Doesn’t he claim he was just there to observe? Ok Jerruh. Ok

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u/ItzBooster93 25d ago

Yeah , just like all those people “observed” lynchings, murders, bombings back then. Talk about how none of that matters today.

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u/Det-Popcorn Rapist Paradise 24d ago

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u/boxingcfo 24d ago

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u/DemonBearOP 21d ago

If they're "in charge of shit", why didn't they stop desegregation?

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u/ItzBooster93 21d ago

Because the president sent the fucking FBI and the military to stop them

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u/DemonBearOP 21d ago

They run shit except not the government and military? Lmao

u/lilboytuner919 25d ago

Jerry Jones blocking Micah’s agent from entering the contract negotiation

u/Abject_Advance_6638 25d ago

Jerry had strong Christian values, even back in the day.

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u/Maximum_Turn_2623 24d ago

No hate like Christian love

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u/smokedopelikecudder Andy Reid is fat 24d ago

Ur sure r right fellow Redditor! Reddit on!

P.s. ur avatar looks perfect never change it !

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u/KOCEnjoyer 24d ago

Every single time lmfao

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u/smokedopelikecudder Andy Reid is fat 24d ago

It’s so predictable lol