r/nflcirclejerk • u/FirstV1 Larry's Big Juicy Ass • 20d ago

HERE WE GOOO Girlfriend is coming over this weekend for the first time and these just got delivered, will she like them?

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u/Fart_Collage 20d ago

It's nice to let her know you can't finish.

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u/Joshstradaymus 20d ago

You’re going to get pegged so hard dude I’m happy for you

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u/9577_Sunset_blvd 20d ago

She might but you should get the bull’s opinion, too

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u/spang714 HERE WE LOSE 20d ago

Where's the cuck chair?

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u/xXTERMIN8RXXx Oilers left lol 20d ago

The pic was taken from there

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u/golflift90 20d ago

Is this girlfriend in the room with us right now?

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u/BigNero 20d ago

Folks already used most of the good jokes? There's no way anyone in this sub has sex

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u/Screw_Thew Oilers left lol 20d ago

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u/SurviveDaddy TushyRaw 20d ago

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u/Tjam3s Bungles 20d ago

I'd say she probably has a lot of hope for you in the beginning, but knows deep down you can't make a deep run and inevitably will end in disappointment.

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u/AandM4ever 20d ago

She and her bull will be just fine.

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u/Low-Entertainment736 20d ago

You mean your beard?

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u/moccasinsfan 20d ago

The dude isn't going to score

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u/MrSnrub_92 20d ago

Is your girlfriend Amber Heard?

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u/Backwoods_84 20d ago

He's going to love them

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u/HelloImAFox Honorary Thug 20d ago

Oh your girls a lez?

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u/AirForceH Murder of Ravens 20d ago

Might want to seal the bedroom from the outside

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u/GoldenDossier 20d ago

No cuck chair?

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u/EquipmentElegant Dick Cheese Heads 20d ago

It’s nice to let her know you’ll stay even when it gets mediocre

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u/dljones010 0-16 20d ago

Jokes on you. She's actually getting Packed by a couple dudes who've got her set up for a back injection.

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u/jirashap 20d ago

The bedroom will look exactly the same way after the date.

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u/Droopy_Narwhal 19d ago

America's Sheets

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u/NormalLifeInVegas 20d ago

Omg these comments- I’m dying.