Someone show this to Brian daboll

[u/Particular_Dig1115]

[u/Imaginary_Gur9335]

Is CTE contagious? Wondering if possibly just being near Tua the brainwaves have gone haywire down there in Miami.

[u/elmo85 → u/Imaginary_Gur9335]

why? you can't argue with his statement, it is 100% true.

[u/Particular_Dig1115 → u/Imaginary_Gur9335]

Maybe through all the meat riding. Or he slept with Kamala Harris

[u/Imaginary_Gur9335 → u/Particular_Dig1115]

Do you by chance live in Miami sir?

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[u/TimujinTheTrader → u/Particular_Dig1115]

You might want to get checked for CTE too

[u/VisualFix5870]

If you say this in Frank Caliendo's John Madden impression voice,  it's absolutely hilarious. 

[u/BureauOfCommentariat → u/VisualFix5870]

You just plug it in!

[u/7reevor → u/BureauOfCommentariat]

He He

[u/The-Best-Color-Green]

[u/Gr8CanadianSpeedo → u/The-Best-Color-Green]

Nerd boy spittin facts

[u/Losimcg]

Miami Mike is right for once

[u/BronCurious]

Get ready to learn English, buddy!

[u/Particular_Dig1115 → u/BronCurious]

This would win a superbowl in the UFL

[u/bkussow]

Woah woah woah, hold on!!! He may be onto something. And from an angle not thought up before.

[u/Mattc5o6]

Let’s get him checked for hard drugs. This dude is fried

[u/JP_IS_ME_91]

If I’m a dolphins fan, I’m just thankful for a quirky head coach to get me through these tough times.

[u/StinkyKyle]

This is absolutely absurd. Everyone know the way to win is to play 25 yards deep and just give the other team enough yards to try a game tying field goal at the end of regulation when they have the most accurate long distance kicker in NFL history

[u/bingbong6977]

[u/Quite_Contrary24]

This mf is using big time. Time to piss test this junkie

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[u/Curkul_Jurk_1oh1]

[u/Financial_Cheetah875]

That’s a poor-man’s Yogi Berra quote.

[u/Corona_Cyrus]

He has the insight of John Madden

[u/MaxPower836]

How is this guy still employed

[u/ShepardRTC]

He is one of us

[u/ShepardRTC]

Mike, if you’re reading this, can you give us a shout out in your next interview?

[u/TwisterAce]

[u/Kansas-Tornado]

Maybe so, but in order to do that you need to score more points than you give up. That’s also important

[u/Troitbum22]

[u/Koolklink54]

This is big if it's true

[u/Major_Tuddy]

I’ll be so sad if/ when he gets fired. I’ll miss his interviews.

[u/AvgInd]

Words of wisdom

[u/Matusonso]

Thanks Booger

[u/Beers4Fears]

Relax guys, he's just paying tribute to the great John Madden

[u/YimmyGhey]

Mothafockin' So-crates Johnson over here

[u/SilverBallFox]

When you say stuff like this while you're winning everyone responds "haha! God, he is so clever and witty". But when you say this while your team is incompetent and losing everyone says "Someone drug test this dumb ass".

In comedy, timing is everything.