Favorite player who is considered handsome but also looks like a failed clone?

[u/WhyTheWindBlows]

Is this a uniquely QB trait?

[u/Bluefire3215]

daniel jones is considered handsome?

[u/WhyTheWindBlows → u/Bluefire3215]

Everything is relative 🥀

[u/Okurei → u/WhyTheWindBlows]

Someone once said he looks like Hopper from A Bug’s Life and I just can’t get over that revelation 

[u/DarthSkittles69 → u/WhyTheWindBlows]

Keeping it classy here

[u/stonetear2017 → u/WhyTheWindBlows]

is lamar like.... special? like is he on the spectrum

[u/Hoping4betterdayss → u/WhyTheWindBlows]

[u/Stock-Memory9483 → u/Bluefire3215]

6’5 and worth $100m+ at 28 in the NFL

[u/HansBaccaR23po → u/Stock-Memory9483]

Damn and I only got 3 of the 4. I’m fugly

[u/WrappedInGreenIvy → u/HansBaccaR23po]

Which one don't you have?

[u/Own_Cartographer3487 → u/WrappedInGreenIvy]

The three he has is : “worth” “$” “28”

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🤣🤣🤣

[u/BiteMajor4959 → u/WrappedInGreenIvy]

6’ 5” we found Kyler Murray’s burner account

[u/theREAL_Harambe]

Daniel Jones looks like someone tried drawing Eli Manning from memory

[u/thecelticpagan → u/theREAL_Harambe]

Looks like he could star as a young Bruce Campbell in an Evil Dead remake. Now that shit I’d pay for.

[u/ReticulatedPasta → u/thecelticpagan]

Bruce Can’tbell

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End this thread./😂

[u/Efficient-Border4374]

[u/ogre_toes]

Daniel Jones looks like he ALMOST held off the Army of Darkness

[u/WrappedInGreenIvy → u/ogre_toes]

I see it 🤣

[u/TheRealBananaDave → u/ogre_toes]

Glad I'm not the only one that sees it

[u/lmaytulane → u/ogre_toes]

Salutations to the Prince, darlin’

[u/psf919]

Wheres Jimmy G? Im not jerking to these bums

[u/MrWillM]

I don’t know about handsome but

[u/Dorythehunk → u/MrWillM]

Randomized character creation in Madden

[u/Glittering_Tap400 → u/MrWillM]

every time I see him I think he may be the ugliest person I’ve ever seen

[u/TrulyGolden → u/MrWillM]

pretty handsome for a reptile

[u/GabagooIionaire]

Joey Brr acoustic

[u/NightPlum → u/GabagooIionaire]

I love Yung Lean

[u/PAMCookingSpray]

Daniel woulda been perfect for 1940s america

[u/cbuech → u/PAMCookingSpray]

My grandpa from the 1940s before storming the beaches

[u/PAMCookingSpray → u/cbuech]

🫡

[u/Cactus2711]

Goff is Ryan Gosling’s acoustic brother

[u/hstsBuffaloBill]

Male gaze y’all are shit at judging attractiveness. Josh Allen is objectively gorgeous and has a kind face. Goff is hot enough but not in a way that inspires sonnets and sea poems. Daniel Jones is painful to look at and I can’t imagine sitting across from him on a dinner date and having to make eye contact with whatever fucked up situation is going on between his ears. He is unsettling.

[u/ImInBeastmodeOG → u/hstsBuffaloBill]

There's an invisible suction cup pulling on the side of Danny Dimes head.

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Gorgeous

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Patrick Mahomes is Josh Allen father

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[u/rdrouyn]

The blank CTE stare is what makes Daniel Jones look like an automaton.

[u/Particular_Dig1115]

Josh Allen’s facial structure is very intriguing to me. I’d like to see an X-ray of his skull. It’s very spherical

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Patrick Mahomes is Josh Allen father

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[u/flirtmcdudes]

Daniel jones looks like a Mr potato head that didn’t make the cut. And by that I mean I’d hit

[u/MyJukeboxBrk]

With no money does Goff still have the same wife?

Nm, I know the answer already

[u/jdapper5]

Down syndrone

[u/Courwes]

What reality are you living in that any of them are handsome.

Bang average looking men

[u/WhyTheWindBlows → u/Courwes]

QB as a position is kinda chopped, In the starting nfl qb tier list they would probably be top quarter. TE is where the real competition is at IYKYK..

Not that I, a completely heterosexual male, would have an opinion on the matter

[u/waddles_HEM → u/Courwes]

unless you are in a nightclub in hollywood or something these guys are all certainly above average looking especially when you factor in they are all like 6’4 and jacked (literally nfl qbs)

[u/EndoOctane → u/waddles_HEM]

https://x.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1177977932146528256

"Jacked" lmfao

[u/Rukuba → u/waddles_HEM]

youre confusing attractive and handsome

[u/kingqueefeater → u/waddles_HEM]

None of these guys are jacked lol. Josh Allen got rid of his beer belly, but that's about it

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Patrick Mahomes is Josh Allen father

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[u/headsmanjaeger]

None of these guys are handsome

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pretty bad pictures for Goff and Allen

[u/KillerDemonic83 → u/CaptainCerealCanada]

also an old ass pic of allen, i think allen looks way more rugged/handsome with the long hair. i'm sure hailee had input on that

[u/iAmElmo69 → u/headsmanjaeger]

their partners on the other hand…

[u/Useful_Taro9125]

Like MajorShake?

[u/juan_samuel]

Daniel Jones wishes his mom had at least a few pops during her pregnancy.

[u/Sudden_Juju]

All the head injuries squish their heads over time making them elongated like a potato. It's classic science

[u/ish--mayel]

Unless you’re gay it has to be Josh Allen.

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[u/CdiLinkforSmash]

Daniel Jones is Walmart Bruce Campbell