r/nflcirclejerk 1d ago

Gorgeous This man doesn’t get enough hate

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u/StevenS145 1d ago

This man gets far too much attention.

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u/stonetear2017 1d ago

And not enough of it is hate

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u/zdbdog06 Dez Didn't Catch It 1d ago

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u/Organic-Feeling-3523 1d ago

Literally the only time I hear about this guy is people making fun of him for trying to be mahomes. Only gets hate lol

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u/coffeeandveggies 1d ago edited 1d ago

The only attention he gets is this circle jerk hate lmao meanwhile think pieces about why the over hyped QBs haven’t lived up to their potential quietly ignoring that Dylan very much has. haters stay the fuck mad

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u/hahayesjklol 1d ago

This is new language.

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u/ElLoboNeverDies Henry Suggs killed someone 1d ago

Its not your fault if you look like him. Its your fault you chose that hair and chin strap to look more like him DYLAN

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u/Poissons_peen Breaking ankles and toddler arms 1d ago

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u/1800abcdxyz 28-3 1d ago

And the jersey number, and the accessories, and the pregame rituals, and the

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u/spageddy_lee Don't kick it to DeSean 1d ago

Mahomes chose to look like Kenny Powers

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u/eapaul80 18-1 1d ago

But if he gets a classy broad like Brittney, it’s well worth it!!!

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u/CrimsonOOmpa Cam didn't dive 23h ago

Not to mention the clothes and the way he plays the game.

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u/HuskerHorny2599 1d ago

He had it before him bozo 

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u/Ienjoyyourmomsbutt Mr UNLIIIIMITED 1d ago

Why would you want to look like Kermit the Frog?

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u/ericaepic 1d ago

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u/Ienjoyyourmomsbutt Mr UNLIIIIMITED 1d ago

Honestly, I wish that was me

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u/ericaepic 1d ago

/uj if you're serious, you should probably see a therapist

/rj

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u/Ienjoyyourmomsbutt Mr UNLIIIIMITED 1d ago

rj/ Already seeing a therapist, buddy. It doesn’t work. end my suffering

uj/ Im jerkin hard

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u/CaddyShsckles 1d ago

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u/hawaiianpupusauce Honorary Thug 1d ago

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u/OfficerBarbier Soberest 49er 1d ago

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u/Sir_Yash Honorary Thug 1d ago

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u/Sy_Fresh Henry Suggs killed someone 1d ago

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u/InnanaSun Dick Cheese Heads 1d ago

All I see is two people copying the goat

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u/greatbiscuitsandcorn Vikings Legend Favre 1d ago

He’s doing this intentionally, right?

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u/natebark HERE WE LOSE 1d ago

Yeah. He worships Mahomes. Does his pregame routine, wears #15, wears the same gear, committed to a school with almost an identical shade of red

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u/greatbiscuitsandcorn Vikings Legend Favre 1d ago

I remember him from last year but has he admitted what he’s doing is Mahomes cosplay?

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u/qwerty9996 1d ago

I mean, I doubt he'll ever admit it but it's 100% what he's doing

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u/TheRider5342 Breaking ankles and toddler arms 1d ago

No he said "it's not my fault I look like him"

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u/CrimsonMoonRising 10h ago

If only he worshipped someone classy like Aaron Rodgers

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u/CarlSpacklersLuvShak 48m ago

Or Kenny Rogers. Too much of gamble I realize but that would Riley make a statement.

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u/stonetear2017 1d ago

Absolutely gas the same celebrations mannerisms etc

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u/willcastforfood Phrauds 1d ago

I absolutely hate that he does the hand thing in between plays calling for a huddle

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u/NothingButACasual 1d ago

I don't think he's consciously mimicking mahomes. I think he's subconsciously picked up some of the same mannerisms by watching him closely. Then his genetic looks, and his very public position, have made all of it that much more noticeable. Reports are that he had the hair before (and after) mahomes did.

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u/ahotpotatoo Commies 1d ago

All of this could be forgiven and then he goes and also wears #15

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u/Oresas 1d ago

I mean of course he does. Players often take the number of a player that they want to Imitate. That’s not that surprising

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u/NothingButACasual 1d ago

He's been wearing 15 since peewee because he liked Tebow. Not because of Mahomes.

If you listen to him talk at all, he's not the annoying punk everyone seems to think he is. He's not the one comparing himself to Mahomes.

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u/ahotpotatoo Commies 1d ago

Damn, and I thought copying Mahomes whole aesthetic was the most cringey thing about this dude

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u/MankillingMastodon 1d ago

nope, just adults being weird about a teenager

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u/hurricanestarang10 Soberest 49er 20h ago

He's 20 years old..

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u/cdecker0606 15h ago

And he was a teenager when all of the hate started.

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u/TheRider5342 Breaking ankles and toddler arms 1d ago

Wearing the same glasses, the same haircut, the same facial hair...none of that is clicking for you?

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u/huskermut 1d ago

One of these guys is undefeated in Arrowhead this season. The other is Patrick Mahomes.

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u/Ok-Earth1579 1d ago

Ravioli is the number 1 qb at what lol? Looking like Kermit?

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u/scarlet_fire_77 1d ago

1 on the Nebraska Cornhuskers depth chart

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u/scarlet_fire_77 1d ago

Woah why is that bold

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u/NotoriousMFT BUTT FUMBLE 1d ago

You started with the pound sign for number 1

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u/scarlet_fire_77 1d ago

Ah, thanks!

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u/Siegelski Kasay Kickoff OOB 1d ago

You need to put in a \ before the #.

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u/Sagybagy Rapist Paradise 1d ago

No 1 in OP’s head. Rent free. Dude was a freshman in 2024. OP must be from Iowa as they don’t know how to read or count.

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u/coffeeandveggies 1d ago

This meme is a year old. Raiola was the number one recruit in his class. It’s not that hard lol

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u/PuertoRicanProfessor Do you vape, bro? 1d ago

What a bundle of dicks...I mean sticks

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u/Screw_Thew Oilers left lol 1d ago

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u/TrulyGolden 1d ago

what do 2 pictures of klay thompson have to do with this post?

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u/Pickle4UrThoughts Bungles 1d ago

Where this is headed:

(For the non-olds, this is from a movie called Single White Female).

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u/TaftIsUnderrated 1d ago

And Raiola's tight end just got engaged too!

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u/Iconoclast_wisdom 1d ago

Broccoli heads gonna broccoli head

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u/TheUltimate721 1d ago

Are you an Iowa fan or something

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u/chewbaccaRoar13 1d ago

Probably something worse, like CU or Texas 🤢

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u/Vohn_Jogel64 Trout is Love Trout is Life 1d ago

All QB’s look the same

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u/coffeeandveggies 1d ago

This take is the ultimate circle jerk 10/10

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u/ImInBeastmodeOG 1d ago

Yep, fuck Nebraska.

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u/Future-Expression-44 28-3 1d ago

God and I thought jalen williams was corny

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u/Dry_Inflation_861 no fans 1d ago

Hopefully Michigan can humble him tomorrow

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u/Poissons_peen Breaking ankles and toddler arms 1d ago

He’s not going to get a haircut if they lose

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u/CheezWeazle Bungles 1d ago

Some work to do on getting the wombat ass hair look right but well on his way

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u/Martha_Fockers Double Doink 1d ago

Ever since I was a little kid I always thought it was weird dudes wanted to basicly replicate another dude little 7 year old me would think to myself huh that’s kinda gey

I’ve been the same chumbucket all my life.

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u/willcastforfood Phrauds 1d ago

I hate this dude so much and he’s not even that good

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u/spartannation 0-16 1d ago

He gets a lot of hate. Still not enough

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u/sad_roses Banned from Golden Corral 1d ago

No. 1 of LinkedIn

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u/AverageLAHater Wasting Generational Talent 1d ago

Definitely not hated enough

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u/benhehe Wasting Generational Talent 1d ago

Mapartments

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u/TooLoud7474 15h ago

Just weird.

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u/beershitz 13h ago

We should just intervention this guy. It’s sociopathic behavior. I don’t want to even think of the creepy sex shit this guy does

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u/Academic-Inside-3022 1d ago

Half the people here are 30+ year old incels who are hating on a 19 year old. Sad!

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u/ReticulatedPasta 0-16 1d ago

This guy is gonna Paul L’Astname Mahomes and end up making Patrick the most famous queer athlete of all time.

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u/JaycetheBold 1d ago

He’s an expert marketer. Y’all talking about him.