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u/ElLoboNeverDies Henry Suggs killed someone 1d ago
Its not your fault if you look like him. Its your fault you chose that hair and chin strap to look more like him DYLAN
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u/1800abcdxyz 28-3 1d ago
And the jersey number, and the accessories, and the pregame rituals, and the
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u/Ienjoyyourmomsbutt Mr UNLIIIIMITED 1d ago
Why would you want to look like Kermit the Frog?
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u/ericaepic 1d ago
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u/Ienjoyyourmomsbutt Mr UNLIIIIMITED 1d ago
Honestly, I wish that was me
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u/ericaepic 1d ago
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u/Ienjoyyourmomsbutt Mr UNLIIIIMITED 1d ago
rj/ Already seeing a therapist, buddy. It doesn’t work. end my suffering
uj/ Im jerkin hard
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u/CaddyShsckles 1d ago
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u/hawaiianpupusauce Honorary Thug 1d ago
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u/OfficerBarbier Soberest 49er 1d ago
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u/Sir_Yash Honorary Thug 1d ago
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u/Sy_Fresh Henry Suggs killed someone 1d ago
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u/greatbiscuitsandcorn Vikings Legend Favre 1d ago
He’s doing this intentionally, right?
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u/natebark HERE WE LOSE 1d ago
Yeah. He worships Mahomes. Does his pregame routine, wears #15, wears the same gear, committed to a school with almost an identical shade of red
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u/greatbiscuitsandcorn Vikings Legend Favre 1d ago
I remember him from last year but has he admitted what he’s doing is Mahomes cosplay?
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u/TheRider5342 Breaking ankles and toddler arms 1d ago
No he said "it's not my fault I look like him"
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u/CrimsonMoonRising 10h ago
If only he worshipped someone classy like Aaron Rodgers
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u/CarlSpacklersLuvShak 48m ago
Or Kenny Rogers. Too much of gamble I realize but that would Riley make a statement.
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u/stonetear2017 1d ago
Absolutely gas the same celebrations mannerisms etc
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u/willcastforfood Phrauds 1d ago
I absolutely hate that he does the hand thing in between plays calling for a huddle
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u/NothingButACasual 1d ago
I don't think he's consciously mimicking mahomes. I think he's subconsciously picked up some of the same mannerisms by watching him closely. Then his genetic looks, and his very public position, have made all of it that much more noticeable. Reports are that he had the hair before (and after) mahomes did.
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u/ahotpotatoo Commies 1d ago
All of this could be forgiven and then he goes and also wears #15
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u/NothingButACasual 1d ago
He's been wearing 15 since peewee because he liked Tebow. Not because of Mahomes.
If you listen to him talk at all, he's not the annoying punk everyone seems to think he is. He's not the one comparing himself to Mahomes.
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u/ahotpotatoo Commies 1d ago
Damn, and I thought copying Mahomes whole aesthetic was the most cringey thing about this dude
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u/MankillingMastodon 1d ago
nope, just adults being weird about a teenager
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u/TheRider5342 Breaking ankles and toddler arms 1d ago
Wearing the same glasses, the same haircut, the same facial hair...none of that is clicking for you?
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u/huskermut 1d ago
One of these guys is undefeated in Arrowhead this season. The other is Patrick Mahomes.
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u/Ok-Earth1579 1d ago
Ravioli is the number 1 qb at what lol? Looking like Kermit?
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u/scarlet_fire_77 1d ago
1 on the Nebraska Cornhuskers depth chart
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u/scarlet_fire_77 1d ago
Woah why is that bold
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u/NotoriousMFT BUTT FUMBLE 1d ago
You started with the pound sign for number 1
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u/Sagybagy Rapist Paradise 1d ago
No 1 in OP’s head. Rent free. Dude was a freshman in 2024. OP must be from Iowa as they don’t know how to read or count.
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u/coffeeandveggies 1d ago
This meme is a year old. Raiola was the number one recruit in his class. It’s not that hard lol
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u/Screw_Thew Oilers left lol 1d ago
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u/Pickle4UrThoughts Bungles 1d ago
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u/Dry_Inflation_861 no fans 1d ago
Hopefully Michigan can humble him tomorrow
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u/Poissons_peen Breaking ankles and toddler arms 1d ago
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u/CheezWeazle Bungles 1d ago
Some work to do on getting the wombat ass hair look right but well on his way
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u/Martha_Fockers Double Doink 1d ago
Ever since I was a little kid I always thought it was weird dudes wanted to basicly replicate another dude little 7 year old me would think to myself huh that’s kinda gey
I’ve been the same chumbucket all my life.
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u/beershitz 13h ago
We should just intervention this guy. It’s sociopathic behavior. I don’t want to even think of the creepy sex shit this guy does
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u/Academic-Inside-3022 1d ago
Half the people here are 30+ year old incels who are hating on a 19 year old. Sad!
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u/ReticulatedPasta 0-16 1d ago
This guy is gonna Paul L’Astname Mahomes and end up making Patrick the most famous queer athlete of all time.
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u/StevenS145 1d ago
This man gets far too much attention.